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What are the interesting QQ personalized signatures?

1, men are reliable, so I want to be reliable; And women are lovely, so you should be lovely, miss. \x0d\\x0d\2。 I hope that when I get Bodhi in the next life, I will be like a glass, and Ming Che will be flawless, and I will be abroad! \x0d\3。 It doesn't matter if nothing happened in the past. \x0d\4。 I want to raise a puppy that is fiercer than a big dog. \x0d\5。 Four seasons are good. If you are in \ x0d \ x0d \ 6. I want to sit in the corner and watch a flower bloom and fall, and then sit down. My servant is poor, too. My gardener is also poor. My driver is also poor. \x0d\9。 Smile, drink spring wine and pick vegetables in my garden. Slight rain, coming from the east, windy \x0d\ 10, follow me, have meat to eat ~ \ x0d \ x0d \1,take a spittoon to see Ferrari \x0d\ 12, and women have been looking for it all their lives. \ x0d \ x0d \ x0d \ x0d \ x0d \ x0d \ x0438+06 \ x0d \ x0d \ x0438+06. Another person is willing to show up. \x0d\ 18, afraid of ugliness, old age and death! \x0d\ 19, I'm dead, I have something to burn paper, something to evoke spirits, something to dig a grave \x0d\20, I'm fat, but I have a collarbone! \x0d\2 1。 Women should not think that they can stop reading because they are good, and men should not think that they can grow ugly because they read well. \x0d\22。 If they live to kill birds and ghosts. A pig with the same name as me, but I'm not a pig. A real pig is someone who thinks I'm a pig! \x0d\24。 I want to learn to eat more and sleep more. I want to learn to be ruthless. \x0d\25。 God doesn't embarrass simple-minded children. \ x0d \ x0d \ 26。 Don't expect to please everyone, because not everyone is human. Press and hold "CTRL-C" and hold "CTRL-V" \ x0d \ 29. Don't mess with me, or I'll let you die rhythmically. Put down the stinky tofu eggs and release the hostages!