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About the mood of diarrhea, how to describe the mood with diarrhea?

1, is my signal bad? Why don't you reply to my WeChat, and now you are so nervous that you want to have diarrhea?

I ate noodles that I wanted to eat yesterday, and I began to have diarrhea this morning.

3. Have loose bowels for the first time and doubt life. Montmorillonite is not easy to do, berberine is not easy to do? I want to be a reptile.

I don't know that I have diarrhea in the middle of the night. Sleep at two o'clock, have loose bowels at five o'clock, and how to get up at seven o'clock.

5. The worst day in history. Eating hot pot, washing refrigerator, having loose bowels, wiping ass, inexplicable, speechless? The pie I bought is empty! I will forget your family and never go in for such a romantic name again.

6. Wake up at 1: 30 with a stomachache and get up with diarrhea? Then I didn't wake up until 4: 30, hungry? Go downstairs and cook a small bowl of wonton? Go to sleep. Sleep?

7. Did you have diarrhea today? So I have been resting in the hotel, and I fell asleep. Sorry, water friends ~

8. At present, we are in a period of committing villains and bad luck. Everything will go wrong. It didn't go well. For example, before the three mock exams before the college entrance examination, I suddenly had diarrhea and went to the hospital for infusion treatment.

9. It opened in five days 1000 kilometers. I was half asleep last night and had diarrhea. I had a low fever for several nights, and my legs felt nowhere to rest. Although I want to sleep now, I can't sleep.

10, finally over. Although I am very tired, I am still very happy. The children are super cute ~ Go to eat Haidilao at 10 in the evening, and they are full. Have diarrhea when you come back?

1 1, it may be that there is something wrong with the noodles cooked by the old man, and he started to have diarrhea early in the morning before he could react, which could kill the baby.