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Humorous boy's mobile phone case

1. You let me go, I have to go; You asked me to come back. Sorry, I walked away.

I just want to take you home.

It is so naive and ridiculous to fall in love with someone just by chatting. Mature and wise people know that they should look through the photo album.

You smiled like a flower in your gentle arms, and I was drunk in the night of despair.

Girl, I think you have good facial features and good health. I don't know if you can be buried in my ancestral grave to ward off evil spirits in a hundred years!

6. From disappointment to despair, you are nothing in my heart.

7. You didn't know I loved you until I threw you on the bed and hugged you.

8. If love fails, be a prodigal son.

I haven't understood math since I picked up the pen that fell to the ground.

10. May you experience more and keep Do not forget your initiative mind; May you be sad again and don't forget to smile; I hope you can cut through the thorns and do everything you want.

1 1. I never like to accommodate, but I have compromised for you for a long time with the cleanest sincerity.

12. Please take good care of your girlfriend when the typhoon comes. Blow it into my arms and I won't return it.

13. Love can be told to many people, but only to you.

14. Tips: You haven't contacted your little cutie for a long time. The weather is dry, so be careful of her troubles.

15. If I miss this thing, I can sell it by the catty. I must be rich now. Don't believe me, there are millions missing.

16. I want to raise a cat, a dog and you. Doby cats mistreat dogs and then sleep with you.

17. You wave, I wave. Anyway, we still have enough time to torture each other. /Shuo Shuo/

18. Come to me if you want me. Don't lose face. You know my personality. As long as you ask, I will bow my head.

19. People asked me if I could fly high. Only you asked me if I was tired of flying.

20. If you are afraid of cold and always wear thin clothes, I will give you my coat and hold you tight every time. If you always stay up late when you obviously need to get up early, I'd like to wait until you fall asleep and say good night. If you don't like me, I am willing to let you go. How can I say that love is complete or incomplete?

2 1. I didn't like the smell of cigarettes before, but now I can't leave my hand. I didn't like drinking before, but now I often get drunk.

22. I can pretend that I don't care, and then collapse where there is no you.

Sometimes, what you want is not vigorous love, but someone who won't leave you.

Don't call me arrogant, I'm just tired of dealing with dogs.

25. Don't quarrel on the phone. If there are contradictions in front of the chat box, you must face to face, because you may not have the heart to do that when you see her expression when she says something.

26. There are two kinds of unconnected: one is forgotten, and the other is put in memory.

27. Some children like to watch mobile phones when they walk. They are not playful, but want to cover up a person's embarrassment.

28. I am not easy to get along with, because I am not good at lying.

29. What do you like about a person? What she said is like reading comprehension.

30. Ask a deskmate today: Would you like it if Ma Yun gave you a billion dollars to eat a piece of shit? The deskmate said: I don't brag, I can bankrupt Ma Yun. /p & gt; I want to take you home. Tell me.

You know what, kid? I want to take you home, then we can play mahjong together. Ha ha ha, although I can't play, I'm coquettish. Since I met you, I have become stupid. You should be responsible.

I want to take you home. Tell me.

I want a pair of discerning eyes to find you in the vast sea of people, and then turn to your side to pull you and tell you, let's go, I'll take you home ~

Second, I suddenly understood for a second that you can't even please me, so I can't please my parents. Even if my parents want to, I don't want to, but it's still in vain So in the end, my opinion is the most important. Meeting the right person feels like I want to take you home, without attachment or pride. But somehow I don't have the courage now. Maybe I feel the distance and have been working hard. It seems that you didn't cherish it. I have been doubting, and I have been working hard. I hope to get your response while paying silently. But will you?

Third, do you know that boy? I want to take you home. I am a student party. I can't say I'm going to watch fm on the spot, but I'll be behind you and support you silently. Turn around when you are tired. Ikun is behind you, with you.

Forget the name, I'll give you a home girl. You know, I want to take you home. Don't be the enemy of the world, be my little princess. If the whole world is abusing you, then I will tell you love stories for the rest of my life. I don't want other children to have candy, but you don't.

5. Sing with me: Do you know girls? I'm going to take you home and sew your mouth so that you don't know how to beep!

6. The evening wind blows away the residual heat around you and me. The bus stops and goes with a little wind, and the lights are dim, which is beautiful. You know what, kid? I want to take you home.

Seven, my god, Meng cried me, why is he so cute? I remembered a song: Boy, do you know? I want to take you home and put your clothes.

Me: Girl, do you know I'm taking you home? Wei Wei: I don't know. I don't know why I don't want it. Wei Wei: I obviously want to get close ~ Me: What do you want? Xin Wei: I want to take you to romantic Turkey ~ Tik Tok usually doesn't waste.

You know, girl, I want to take you home, then close the door ~ ~ and throw you down, and then get into bed and tell you that my mobile phone case is luminous.

The wind in this city is very strong. I want to take you home.

Zheng Zheng, I want to take you home. Think about it. You won't be hungry if you go to the kitchen below the hall.

Twelve, I don't want to go out to play, I just want to leave all the beautiful places to the people I love. How can I be straight? I just don't like it enough. I believe in love for so many years, and suddenly forget what love is like. But think about it. If I want to take you home to see my mother, I want to take you to my favorite place and show you my world. Is this love?

Thirteen, son, you know, I want to take you home! Then, then, then I'm afraid you'll get wet.

14. meow ~ you know, I want to take you home, hug you biubiu, and lie on the sofa with me ~ meow ~

Sixteen, lovely tutu, I like you very much. It's raining today, and I really want to help you take a bath. I really want to take you home if I can. Would you? I want a cat, a dog or a rabbit. One is enough, just one. I can hug you. Or if you need a partner, I can have two. I miss you so much. I want to live alone and have you in it.

You know what, girl? I want to take you home and keep coughing your clothes.

You know I don't just like you. It seems to be raining in the sky. I want to live next door to you, son. Guess what? I want to take you home and tell you.

You know what, kid? I want to take you home, put you in bed and show you the glow stick I just blackmailed back today.

I've always wanted to tell you a secret. I didn't give up on you. I fell in love with you. It really doesn't matter. I want to take you home. When I wake up, I can see you. I want to put you in my pocket forever, accompany you through the darkness, and then move towards our future. I will carefully remember every detail of you. I can see you when I turn on the screen of my mobile phone. I want to be by your side all the time.

You know, boy, I'm going to take you home, and then I'm going to make you coke chicken wings, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, sparerib soup, braised fish, radix rehmanniae, Sichuan-style pork, kung pao chicken, braised pork, spicy cabbage, preserved egg dumplings, fried prawns, fried steak and fried meatballs until you get fat, and you can't run away if you want to ~

22. Do you know anything about girls? I want to take you home, put on that wedding dress for you and be your favorite person.

Do you know, girl, I want to take you home, then take you to romantic Turkey, and finally take you home.

Tell me about the unspeakable feeling.

Tell me about the unspeakable feeling.

1. Everyone who is cynical will grow up because of the baptism of life.

The most difficult choice in the world is to choose one of the two.

The once beautiful moment has gone with the wind. Maybe love is fickle.

The people who hurt you the most are often those who claim that they will never hurt you.

Seeing that he had such a good time with her, I suddenly found that I was redundant.

6. Always need some warmth. Even a little self-righteous commemoration.

7. How many ignorant girls have been hurt by a neat bang, and they can't let go and tie it.

8. Silence is a girl's biggest cry. When she ignored you, she was actually deeply hurt.

9. How long will it take me to get used to not being around you?

10. I always feel that others are full after eating a few bites, and I can eat more when I am full.

1 1. The greatest loneliness is not being alone, but that two people become one person.

12. Please don't feel how unforgettable you are. It's not that I'm trying to smile.

13. I was afraid of being laughed at and bringing shame to myself, so I pretended to be happy and didn't care.

14. Growing old together is not just as simple as dyeing a hair and knocking out a few teeth.

15. My figure is actually quite good, fat but not greasy. Not everyone has such a good figure.

Sentences with complicated feelings

1. Sleeping is also an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.

It is said that time can't stop us, but in fact, time can't stop our impetuousness.

Because you betrayed my pride, that's really your sarcasm.

4. Sad personality: Say that a woman is a disaster and you are a disaster.

5. What kind of black heart is hidden under your gorgeous appearance.

6. It's not that we are not suitable, but that you are more suitable.

7. There are some things that you take for granted when you have them. When you lose it, you know you are not qualified.

8. Even with straight hair, I still want to be myself.

9. It just seems to have changed. Either prove your ability or shut up and accept the reality.

10. I like to live in my own memories? Close your heart.

1 1. The happiest thing is that you look at me when I look at you.

12. All the injured people, remember to protect themselves in the future.

13. Maybe love comes too easily, so you never cherish it.

14. You can drink water when it is cold, but it is hard to heat it when your heart is cold.

15. You can never see people wearing masks clearly, because they always have different masks to change.

Classic sentences with complicated feelings

1. I don't love it very much. I only love you for 60 seconds in one minute.

If you always think of me when no one is with you, I'm sorry, I really don't need you.

Heaven above, thick soil as evidence, grass people are willing to pass the final exam with 20 Jin of meat on their bodies.

I copied other people's words not for plagiarism, but happened to meet something I wanted to express but couldn't.

5. The person who makes you cry is the one you love the most, and the person who understands your tears is the one who loves you the most.

Please don't say that I have changed, because I haven't changed, but I know that I should treat others as others treat me.

7. If you feel that every door in your life is closed, please remember one sentence: the closed door is not necessarily locked, at least push it again.

8. You can only torture people who care about you. For those who don't care about you and forget you, what you do has no effect.

9. Sometimes, you have to pretend to be happy just to prevent others from asking you what's wrong.

10. Others think you are too cold, and you think you have social phobia. In fact, you just feel inferior.

1 1. I am considerate of other people's feelings, so I won't be embarrassed to talk at ordinary times. If I make you uncomfortable, don't think too much, I did it on purpose.

12. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to get to the bottom of Xueba.

13. The most disgusting thing in the world is that you see a person's hypocritical side, but others can't. They think she is so beautiful on the surface, and then you become a scheming bitch in the eyes of others.

14. Giraffe's neck is so long, will she feel uncomfortable when she suffocates? Octopus has three hearts, and it hurts three times when it is broken. Camels have long eyelashes, so when she wants to cry, she can't say that her eyes are in the sand. The snake doesn't have broad shoulders, so she can't give people warmth when she is tired. Xiao Qiang has two brains. When she is lonely, does she think about who she is with? I have you in my heart, don't I?

15. envy those who can sleep peacefully when touching the pillow, and envy those who never look back after putting it down.

16. Later, I began to try to live for myself.

17. Youth is an age that is easily emotional, but always hurts.

18. No matter how good the disguise is, it will be seen through one day.

19. Sometimes, what we miss is not time, but feeling.

20. He made you red-eyed, but you still smiled and forgave. This is love.

2 1. What matters is not who you will meet after turning around. Is the person you want to meet as soon as you turn around.

22. Sometimes love is believed not because it is seen, but because it is believed.

23. I thought I was not good enough, but later I found that you have no vision.

24. If waiting can change anything, the only thing that will change is that you are getting old and everything else remains the same.

25. To love someone is to grow up with him for a long time and die together in the last few years of life.

26. When no one is distressed, they are distressed by themselves.

27. I am most afraid of long and short time, and I am most afraid of deep and shallow love.

28. No matter how many quarrels and hurtful words you say, you will get back together in the end because you care about each other. This is happy love.

29. Nothing will last forever, and nothing will last. Make an excuse. Anyone can go first.

30. I left with an evasive attitude and will not come back with an evasive attitude.

There are unspeakable sentences in my heart. Tell me something I can't say in my heart.

1. Time always saves the person who suits you best for last. After all, like is like a gust of wind, and love is a long stream.

No matter how many years I live and how many people I meet, I will never, ever find the second you.

From now on, don't live the life you should live, but live the life you want!

4. I hope to have such a person, give me calm love, accompany me to see the scenery of the world, and make me happy all my life. -Ye Ye Fei's "Deep Kiss from the President"

Have you ever met such a person, knowing that there will be no result and that they will part one day, but still want to hold his hand and accompany him for a while, preferring to be wrong rather than miss it.

6. Life is like a dance, but the person who teaches you the first dance step may not be able to accompany you to the end.

Sometimes I feel sad, but I'm too proud to say it.

8. Sister, sister is in a bad mood again.

9. For so many years, I have been learning one thing, that is, I don't look back. Regret only for what you haven't done, not for what you have done. Every step of life needs to pay a price. I got what I wanted and lost what I didn't want to lose. But all the people in this world, who is not like this? There is nothing to pray for, persevere and be as happy as possible.

10 I am particularly afraid of losing you, and I am willing to trap you in my arms.

1 1. Sometimes, we think too much about ourselves, which makes us feel very uncomfortable. Don't promise when you are happy, don't answer when you are sad, and don't make a decision when you are angry. There is always a time in life when we are full of anxiety, but we have no choice but to face it bravely.

12, geographical distance is not a problem, but spiritual distance is a sharp weapon; Time is not bitter medicine, but the time of love is the true meaning. If it is a long-distance relationship, don't be anxious or impatient, just believe that true love can stand the test and needs to be tested. Not everyone will be your partner, and not every friend can meet each other calmly, without being annoyed or annoyed. When fate comes, you will return with laughter, and when fate comes, you will never tire of it.

13, there are many emotions recently, and the expressive power is obviously insufficient.

Everything will be fine.

15, I like it longer and more continuously, which is more suitable for a person to secretly miss it, not to make public, not to fight, just to put it aside silently, which is not thorough enough, but if I compete with time, I will definitely turn it into a palm. This endless road of Qian Shan can only go on if I like it.

16, you are my unspeakable pain and my dream that I don't want to wake up.

17, remember, not tears can make up for the loss, so don't shed tears easily; Remember, you must cry if you are not sad, so don't be so stingy with your smile; Remember, you don't give because you think you can, so don't make a promise so easily; Remember, it's not that you're not doing well enough, so don't think you've accomplished nothing; Remember, you are not the only one who is working hard. Don't give up easily.

18. If one day I make you angry. You can hit me, scold me and be mean to me. But don't leave me, okay?

19. If you want something, just let it go. If it can come back to you, it will always belong to you; If it doesn't come back, it's not yours at all.

20. Love put out the lights and surrounded a city. You took half the script. Love put out the lights and surrounded a city. I am a person who can't get out. Jane Zhang's song "Besieged City"

2 1, no pain, not necessarily no feeling. No need, not necessarily not expected. No tears, not necessarily no scars. If you don't talk, you don't necessarily have no heart.

22. Maybe only a warm quilt and a good dream at night can comfort us with too many disappointments every day.

23. The window in the corner used up all his strength and buried the past silently.

24. What we are looking for is probably someone who has spiritual contact with us, regardless of gender or age. That's just a formality. The key is heart, heart, that's enough.

25. We always fall in love with that person at the wrong time and place, and then it takes a lifetime to forget.

26. Trying to forget the person you love is like thinking of someone you have never met.

27. It takes courage to miss someone without language. When you look at the bustling crowd on the road and taste loneliness alone; When you sit quietly in a corner, you feel the sadness in your heart silently. You will feel how lonely it will be to miss someone, how painful it will be to miss someone, and how cold it will be at night to miss someone. Missing someone may sometimes bring a smile, but your heart will shed tears.

28. Eat well, sleep well, earn money and spend money well. Don't be angry with people who don't deserve it, and don't lose sleep over things that don't deserve it. Since you are alive, live well and live for yourself every minute. Try to be a happy person so that others will be happy when they see you.

29. Only life can save lives, and only tranquility can protect tranquility; Only pain can dilute pain, and only distance can avoid distance.