Funny sentences describing father and son.

1. Dad: "Son, you are four years old. I want to send you to a full-time kindergarten. "

Son: "No."

Dad: "Why not?"

Son: "I'm shy, and it's easy to catch a cold when I take it all off!" " "

2. Son: "Dad, what's the difference between being stingy and being frugal?" Dad: "What a difference! For example, if I buy a pair of shoes with reduced prices, that's frugality. If I buy a pair of shoes with reduced prices for your mother, that's meanness. "

3. Son: "The teacher said it was illegal for dad to beat his son." Dad: "Idiot! The teacher said the national law, and I beat you with the family law. "

4. The family is eating, and the son said with emotion: "Advanced and backward can also be reflected in tableware. Metal knives and forks used by foreigners, but we use two raw bamboo chopsticks. " "Aren't you a little too light?" The father grabbed the poker from the brazier and stuffed it into his son's hand. "Here, you can eat with this. It is also metal. "

5. Father: "Son, let me ask you a question: There are two birds in the tree. Kill one and how many? " Son: "One." Father: "Idiot! That bird didn't scare away! Let me ask you another simple question. If the answer is incorrect, watch your ass! Listen: you are the only one in the room. I came in again. How many people are there? " Son: "One." Father: "Why is it still one?" Son: "I scared away."

6. Dad: "Son, it's the New Year. How much lucky money do you want me to give you? " Son: "Dad, I don't want your money." Dad: "How can you be so sensible?" If you don't want money, what do you want "Son:" I want you to hide your private money from your mother, or my lucky money will definitely be confiscated! ""Dad: "Hehe ……" Son: "Dad, are you hehe?" Dad: "Did your mother send you to talk? You are still a little green. " Son: "..."