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Dialect-Shandong dialect

I'm tired of calling a bear.

I can't stand calling a grass chicken.

If you don't accept it, will you feel prickly? You are a chicken.

When you're finished, you'll be called a rich country.

Eating is called catching rice. It's delicious and golden. Drinking water is called Hasui, conch is called Buluoer, clam is called Gaer, and hate to be called opinionated. That's enough annoying yelling. That's enough for you. That's enough for you.

Your name is Nai, so when you swear, you can ask where the other person's mother is. "Is Nai Ma coming?"

The seaside is called Hai Yan 'er, and the East Sea Yan 'er is now the landscape avenue in Yantai.

The country people call it Ba Tou, and Xi Fu lai

Lie and call it Xiong Hu or Dian Hu

What's the meaning of kindness? Young people like to talk about "brain aches"

mixed social ground bags, poorly mixed ground bags are called Liu Qiu

puffed up bags, arrogant ones are called Biao, and stupid ones are called playing Biao, playing big Biao, and some people say that 2b youth are

confused and called erhu, and fighting is called war. A 5-year-old woman with a low quality is called a wife (the same word as a lover). A woman tells others that her husband is called an old man, even if he is only 3 years old.

Off-duty is called off-duty, and looking for a job is called early work. The opening remarks between the old ladies are "Fuck Nan Xuema, you bloody bastard".

When eating barbecue, you have to say "Let's have a board (squid body) and two heads (squid head). A few tongues (a kind of fish) will do, and then turn the table for oysters (oysters). Bake me a few pieces (small cornmeal cakes) and have a bowl of dough soup (a kind of pasta).

Do you want to please others?

Your forehead is covered with leaves, and your knees are covered with waves.

If it's too late, you won't be able to catch up.

It's silly to stare at them both. Open-air toilets are called shit pits.

I like to call a kind of pot a steel pot (because that material is a kind of steel).

Describing the muddy road is called Daojiao Guejiao Guessing.

It's very white and very white, and it's provocative. It's very dark, and the one hundred yuan for going and making peace is called

Fingernails are called shame covers, toenails are called stunning covers, window cleaning is called wiping, and girls are called honking. Fried dough sticks are called hemp hot steamed rice and steamed rice or night rice.

ants are called ants, cicadas are called stingrays, tadpoles are called pawns, and toads are called street buses.