What are some jokes that satirize that the heating is not hot?

Ironically, the jokes that the heating is not hot are:

1, everyone is an "acquaintance", and Lori has become a "mature woman".

2, go out for dinner at noon, the distance from one air conditioner to another, I just want to get back to the air-conditioned room as soon as possible. Obviously, my parents gave me life, but now I never give up on air conditioning. How can I live up to my parents!

Honey, do you want to enjoy the overbearing sauna? Want to have dreamy bronzed skin? Come to Chongqing, just ten days, dark and thin, dear, come on!

4. Come to keep warm tomorrow. So happy. Winter is coming.

It's not innocence that defeats you, but innocence.

6, excitedly shouted: Come and warm up! So happy!

7. Smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the brain and the heating system of the brain.

8. I am curious about those friends who "go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours". How did you do that? Why am I sweating 24 hours a day?

9. Ask how cold the bed is and sell the head nurse to buy air conditioning! Who is not hot in life since ancient times, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! Ten years of hot death, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! Affectionate waste heat since ancient times, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! If the relationship is warm for a long time, sell the head nurse and buy the air conditioner! Don't you see, the coolness falls from the sky, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! I'm talking about teenagers having a fever, selling housekeepers and buying air conditioners!

10, my body is dying of heat in Chongqing, and my soul will be with you.

1 1. There is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue.