Funny short video copywriting (collection of 17 items)

Teacher, the road to heaven is not dark, so why are you so ungrateful? After returning home from get off work, most people have received some long or short sentences. The important feature of a sentence is to be refined and concentrated. What kind of sentences do you often send? Here, you may wish to read the funny short video copy, for reference only, I hope it can provide you with a reference!

1. Love is like a journey, if it leads to the same destination, it takes different paths.

2. Don’t say that you have nothing anymore. Aren’t you still sick?

3. I was once arrogant, only to find that I was just a humble dust.

4. When the test papers were handed out for the primary school exam, a female classmate next to me said: Teacher, I have it. Teacher: Whose is it? I?

5. You are worth only one dollar and a quarter to me. It will never appreciate in value.

6. Raise the sails of happiness and march into the warm harbor of the Year of the Ox. Sound the horn of your dreams and sail into the palace of happiness in the Year of the Ox. Listen to the singing of the spring breeze and paint a brilliant picture of the Year of the Ox. Touch the trembling of the soul and convey the warm blessings of the Year of the Ox. May you be happy and happy in the Year of the Ox.

7. When faced with a mountain of homework, I suddenly lost my courage

8. Compared with your heart, your dick is not as honest as it is.

9. Teacher, the road to heaven is not dark, so why are you so unafraid?

10. If you have any questions from now on, please call me anytime. My cell phone is turned off 24 hours a day.

11. I am online and you are offline. Why don’t you die if I am alive?

12. In winter, a girl’s white and tender hands should be placed in the pocket of the person she likes.

13. Don’t touch my man. If you do, you will become mentally ill.

14. True love does not require an oath of love, because it will not last forever.

15. Opening the express delivery is similar to unpacking a girl’s bra. The box looked quite big, but when I opened it, I found that the contents inside were very small.

16. Nowadays, there are more and more people playing tricks, and fewer and fewer people are practicing crafts; more and more people are publishing books, and fewer and fewer people are reading; more and more people are raising mistresses. There are more and more people coming, but there are fewer and fewer grandmothers. Looking around, there are more and more people who don't speak, and fewer and fewer people who speak. Considering that you must be talented, good-looking, far-sighted, courageous, loved by everyone, flowers blooming, and cars punctured, I wanted to make a phone call, but because my financial crisis has not yet passed, Now I have decided to send you a text message to wish you a happy World Youth Day!

17. In order to cover up the weakness of motion sickness, my girlfriend cleverly chose to get pregnant unexpectedly!