Tik Tok is humorous.

1, people still need to go out for a walk more, otherwise they don't know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home.

As soon as I emphasize to keep a low profile, you have to applaud me.

No matter what dog I am admitted to, I believe I have a bright future.

You are only twenty years old. It is normal not to meet someone you like. The later you find out, it's probably impossible to meet.

If you can't get rich overnight, I can accept two nights, or half a month.

You say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animal friends are really people.

7. There is no need to quarrel between women. You are more beautiful than her.

8. I must work hard, otherwise people will say that I am nothing but beautiful.

9. Because when we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. When you get old, the mirror will always be flat!

10, I am 30 degrees south, and you wear long pants in the north.

1 1. I found what I said very valuable when I paid the phone bill.

12, this season, if a girl watches you bite your lips lightly, don't get me wrong, she may just be biting the dead skin.

13 believe it or not, I fanned you on the wall and couldn't dig it out if I wanted to.

14, give me a canteen steamed bread as a fulcrum, and I can tilt the earth.

15, I found a mouse pad yesterday and wanted to get a computer. What did you say was missing?

16, we agreed to grow old together, but you secretly baked oil.

17, the scenery is beautiful from a distance, and I want to call the police from a close look.

18, I saw a couple making out on the road, so I ran over to the boy and said, brother, this girl is not as beautiful as yesterday.

19, don't ask me what the criteria for being handsome are, ok? Look at me and you will know!

20, making money is like constipation, old and difficult; Spending money is like diarrhea, you can't hold it!

2 1, it doesn't matter without Lori's face, but do you dare to have a man's heart?

22. I won't tell you that I ate cut cake. I want to be rich and handsome.

23. You can't wake up a person who doesn't return messages, but a red envelope can.

24. You can come to me when you are in a bad mood, and I will try to make your mood worse.

25. I am a simple-minded person. I just want to marry a rich woman who is terminally ill and live a plain life.

26. When someone hates you, you should reflect on yourself. Are you cute, charming and perfect to make others jealous?

27. Don't wait for people to stay up late. It's no joke to hit your face with a mobile phone. Let me tell you something.

28, send you a compass, lest you be spoiled by me.

29. You like me very much, but you don't know me. If you know me, you must love me to death.

30. Life is like this, either one or the other. It's not what you think anyway.

3 1, find a girlfriend, don't look for me, there are too many people chasing you, which can't give you a sense of security.

32. I don't like you, like a neighbor who is numb after eating Chili peppers next door.

33. When I love you, you hit me and scold me, but I put up with it. I do not love you anymore. Please touch me again.

34. Flip a coin: surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

35. Sometimes being fat is also a kind of beauty. At least I am fat but not greasy.

36. It's windy outside today, and I'm scared. If everyone else is blown away, I can't. That's a real pity.

37. Unrequited love is a successful pantomime, which becomes a tragedy as soon as it is said!

38. Who says I can't play musical instruments? I quit. I played well.

silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.

40. Stop saying to me, "Why are you still together when you know you will break up?" In this case, you know you will die sooner or later, so why insist on living!

4 1, I want to run naked in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

42. After half an hour in the hot sun, I was sweating like a pig, and finally I waited for the goddess to appear. After going up to tell her, she said to calm down. She must like me, otherwise she would be so considerate.

43. After the holiday, my daily state is quite regular. In the morning, I looked like I didn't wake up. In the afternoon, I looked like I couldn't wake up. At night, I feel like I've beaten chicken blood.

44. Don't say love easily. The promise you make is the debt you owe!

45. Many poor people will discuss which is more important, money or love. It's none of your business, okay?

46. please remember one sentence: you must eat breakfast! Of course, it is not because you are unhealthy, but because it is the cheapest meal of your day!

47. It is polite to give you face, but it is reasonable not to give you face.

48. Every time you go shopping, people will tell you that if you really want it, I will give you a cheaper price. You see, sincerity is so worthless!

49. I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think I can't kick him in return?

50. There is nothing I can't understand.

5 1, the ideal love is like this: dead vines and old trees faint crows, fish and shrimp for dinner, mobile phone cantaloupe for heating, sunset, you are ugly, nothing, I am blind!

52. This winter has three advantages: it's cold outside, expensive clothes and I'm poor.

53. When you are thin and beautiful, you have something in your head and your wallet is full of money you earned. Not to mention this month, the whole world will be better for you.

54. Xiong Haizi folded a paper crane and threw it in my face. He said he was playing with angry birds. This child is so cute, no! Does he mean I'm a pig?

55. The furthest distance in the world is your home in Australia, and I cook porridge at home.

56, just want to be a little devil, fearless, just want to be surrendered by you.

57. This summer, not going out feels like a waste of life, and going out feels like death.

58. The girl you like belongs to others, and the girl you don't like belongs to others.

59. When a girl is young, she always has a princess dream. I hope the prince can be with her in the future. I didn't expect to find out when I grew up that it was not the prince but Mr. Wang who was with her.

60. I have given you my mobile phone number. Why don't you understand my mind? Charge me dozens of dollars if you need anything.

6 1, the bus driver braked suddenly, and passengers can learn pole dancing immediately.

62. There is only one worry when you are not full, and there are countless troubles when you are full.

Don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie!

64. I don't want to study, I don't want to work hard, I can't persist, I can't be single-minded, I don't know how to be grateful, and I really want to make money. Then buy a bowl

65. In my heart, you are the sweet potato that sticks to the mud!

66. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.

67. Give the dog a steak and the dog will run out to dig a hole. I thought it was trying to hide the steak, but it actually dug up a packet of black pepper sauce!

68. You add me, don't chat with me, don't praise me, and don't hook up with me. You're looking for an opportunity to plot against me.

69. It is said that he weighs only 100, and he is either flat-chested or short.

70. It's a long way to Xiu Yuan, so let's take a taxi.

7 1. When I have money, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to eat and the other for you.

72. I want to get up early, but the quilt and bed don't agree.

73. I especially admire those who have a sweet mouth. Sometimes it's not that I can't say it, but that I can't keep up with the expression.

74. If there is one day left in my life, I will definitely go back to class and have a good class, because I will feel like a year in class.

75. The world is noisy, and I am not good at communication, so I just want to live in your heart and listen to your heartbeat.

76. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.

77. About picking up girls, ugly people need routines, and handsome people only need routines.

78. I have raised myself so well that I don't want to take advantage of anyone. I have bread. Why should I find someone who can't afford my love and wants to share my bread?

79. The reason why you can see a woman's masculinity is because she doesn't like you at all.

80, I am such a good girl, you disdain, young man, do you like men?