Humor king talks about mood.

1. I found that my myopia has become more and more serious recently, and I can't see the money when I open my wallet.

I will try my best to realize my dream and make up for the cow I blew when I was a child.

3. Time is a butcher's knife, which is used for handsome people, but for ugly people, time can't help them.

It is said that as long as you shout at the mirror three times in the middle of the night, your mother will come out and hit you.

If you are ugly, I can consider eating, watching movies and talking about life with you, but you are so beautiful, I just want to sleep with you.

6. unrequited love is fruitless. For example, I love math.

7. Do you think having money will make you as happy as you think? No, you are wrong. You can't imagine the happiness of rich people.

8. I have been looking for a man named Li. I want to avenge my brother, because I hit my brother!

9. Sometimes two people who chat happily online don't talk so much as soon as they meet, probably because they can't send expression packs face to face.

10. Can you believe it? There is always a girl coming into this world to torture you.

1 1. There are only two kinds of mathematical proof questions, one is horizontal slot, which can be proved, and the other is horizontal slot, which can also be proved.

12. You can disagree with me, but I can hit you.

13. I want to eat my sadness bit by bit, but I don't want to eat it into meatballs bit by bit.

14. Recently Alipay paid hundreds of thousands of bills and millions of friends. If you have any difficulties in the future, we are all friends. Take good care of them. I didn't know you were so rich. Sometimes my bad attitude is my fault. Let's get to know each other again later.

15. Go home early these two days. Recently, you stole a lot of pigs. I'm afraid something will happen to you.

16. I heard that there were ghosts on the internet during this time, and someone died suddenly for no reason in the middle of typing. One of my classmates just.

17. Don't ask me if I have an object in the future. It's against heaven that we immortals fall in love with mortals.

18. Be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, with heavy dark circles and poor skin.

19. In the past, cars and horses were slow and letters were far away. You can only love one person in your life, but you can have many mistresses.

20. It is said that when a girl is angry, she will hold her down and kiss her hard, but why did I get hit by her boyfriend?

2 1. If you take selfies for so long, why don't you have a boyfriend?

22. I am not a simple and thrifty person. I am poor.

23. The king wants 100 pigs. The minister only brought 99 heads. The king said, 1 pig? The minister said, 1 people are still reading this sentence!

24. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old, and I am still handsome.

When I was a child, my dream was to be a hero. When I grew up, I didn't expect it to be easily realized in an Internet cafe.

Please remember that I am a cold-hearted person. Please don't be confused by my mental illness.

Please pay attention to parents: in recent days, a new type of fraud has appeared in society. Liars will forge a report card with a low score, falsely claiming that it is a child's achievement in the name of e-school, WeChat and class teacher, and sow discord among them, causing serious family discord. Please delete the result message immediately after receiving it. Don't believe it. Forward positive energy at will. Non-mainstream, practice a sigh of relief inside, practice a fart outside.

1, don't give up if you are jealous, please continue if you are envious.

2. I'm just used to having you, not wanting you!

3. People can live and sows can climb trees.

When you hug each other, you are watching the fun.

5. Give me a pair of chopsticks. I can eat the whole earth.

6. They say people are fickle, but I didn't expect you to change so quickly.

7. When you grow up, marry Tang Yan to be your husband. Play if you can. If you can't play, eat him.

If I am bored again, I will tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow.

9. Love has nothing to do with tears, and a smile has nothing to do with happiness.

10, you are not an environmental protection bag, what do you pack?

1 1, stand higher and pee farther.

12, all people are ordinary, and some people really become ordinary people because they know this.

13. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

14, I only have one heart. Look at the injury.

15, only the fakes are real, and the others are fake.

16, it's really hard to be a woman these days. To be open, people say you are coquettish; Be traditional. People say you pretend.

17, the explanation is to cover up, and cover up is to make up stories.

18, junior high school students' love is to go home together; The love of high school students is to eat together; College students' love is sleeping together; Love after marriage is to go home together for dinner and then go to bed! ! !

19. Beggars are people who tax your conscience.

20. Don't you think I'm calmly watching you go crazy?

2 1, life is the process from the white rabbit to the wolf and then to the old fox.

22. Asking what money there is in the world will only kill me.

23. Don't suddenly send a pig's head look like you and ask me if I'm here. I am elegant when I am online 24 hours a day, not because I don't sleep, but because I am elegant.

24, our love, the doctor said that we have tried our best.

25. I like children, and I prefer the process of being a child.

26, on impulse, the crisis of children and grandchildren

27. I would rather make money in my next life and make more people fall in love with me.

28, reading cramps, Si Wen will collapse like urine.

29. Knowledge is a kind of food. The more you eat, the hungrier you get.

30. Who gave you such great courage? Don't tell me it's Fish Leong.

3 1. Take a breath inside and fart outside.

32. If only Shuai Neng could lose control like a fat man!

Non-mainstream classic quotations, practice a breath inside, practice a fart outside.

1, don't give up if you are jealous, please continue if you are envious.

2. I'm just used to having you, not wanting you!

3. People can live and sows can climb trees.

When you hug each other, you are watching the fun.

5. Give me a pair of chopsticks. I can eat the whole earth.

6. They say people are fickle, but I didn't expect you to change so quickly.

7. When you grow up, marry Tang Yan to be your husband. Play if you can. If you can't play, eat him.

If I am bored again, I will tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow.

9. Love has nothing to do with tears, and a smile has nothing to do with happiness.

10, you are not an environmental protection bag, what do you pack?

1 1, stand higher and pee farther.

12, all people are ordinary, and some people really become ordinary people because they know this.

13. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

14, I only have one heart. Look at the injury.

15, only the fakes are real, and the others are fake.

16, it's really hard to be a woman these days. To be open, people say you are coquettish; Be traditional. People say you pretend.

17, the explanation is to cover up, and cover up is to make up stories.

18, junior high school students' love is to go home together; The love of high school students is to eat together; College students' love is sleeping together; Love after marriage is to go home together for dinner and then go to bed! ! !

19. Beggars are people who tax your conscience.

20. Don't you think I'm calmly watching you go crazy?

2 1, life is the process from the white rabbit to the wolf and then to the old fox.

22. Asking what money there is in the world will only kill me.

23. Don't suddenly send a pig's head look like you and ask me if I'm here. I am elegant when I am online 24 hours a day, not because I don't sleep, but because I am elegant.

24, our love, the doctor said that we have tried our best.

25. I like children, and I prefer the process of being a child.

26, on impulse, the crisis of children and grandchildren

27. I would rather make money in my next life and make more people fall in love with me.

28, reading cramps, Si Wen will collapse like urine.

29. Knowledge is a kind of food. The more you eat, the hungrier you get.

30. Who gave you such great courage? Don't tell me it's Fish Leong.

3 1. Take a breath inside and fart outside.

32. If only Shuai Neng could lose control like a fat man!

A classic essay about working hard for a meal.

1, I'm very tired and just want to have a simple sleep. Please don't appear in my dream, ok?

I have been waiting for you to break up.

3, girls who love to laugh can be beautiful! No matter what the situation, no matter what the mood, no matter whether it is sunny or sunny tomorrow! Maybe we are all too young to stand the test.

4. A tired voice is the tenderest proof, and you are my secret.

Whether you die or not, I am here waiting for you to die.

I am trying to make my shoulders strong. Maybe it will be very bitter and tired, but every penny I earn is very car-scrapping and practical. I think on that day, I am qualified to say to the person I love: Hey, I am ready for love to fall from the sky, and you?

7, a full face of scars, heartbroken everywhere, only licking the wound.

8. I used to feel sad, that is, I was wronged, bullied, lost my loved ones, and so on. I cried at most, and now I feel sad. It's a silence that I can't cry and vent. This kind of sadness makes life really long.

9, hate, just don't want to leave? Then, you leave! Because it's really tiring to hate someone! !

10, deceiving life, actually not so happy.

1 1. When the disappointment has accumulated enough, I will naturally leave without hesitation. This road will only accompany you here.

12, you said you loved me, you said you missed me, why?

13, life is so tired, why are you still depressed and looking up at the stars? We were all surprised.

14, life is a long river, rushing endlessly, scouring the good and evil in the world.

15, wait until one day, you love someone as much as I love you, and you will know how tired I am.

16, I always feel that I am a very independent, strong, enterprising and unyielding person. For life, I have enough resilience and momentum, and I will not be knocked down by life. However, when I really experienced the storm, I realized how shallow I was

17, women must be better to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby!

18, I'm not lost, I'm not hurt, I'm not sad, I'm not angry, I'm just a little tired, I'm tired of giving too much and getting too little in return.

19, I'm afraid I'm not brave enough to face the lonely world alone.

20. I think I'm not bad. Why should I be wronged and try my best to please you? I am tired!

2 1, so the heart is very tired? What should I do if my heart is tired? My heart is broken, I'm completely hurt, and I'm dead. Is it meaningful for this person to live? Every time I want to change things around me, I find that I really can't do anything. Now I understand how depressed I am when I can't change everything, do what I want and have what I want, especially the people closest to me, how anxious and helpless I am.

22. It doesn't make you brave in love, but it makes you sad.

23. Care too much about others, or you will be exhausted or let others die.

24. I will wait for you, but people once knew that there are few loves in the world that can really wait!

25, it doesn't matter, always love a few times, I just don't give up who is involved.

26. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

I don't think I have the strength to resist your lukewarm attitude.

28. I walked behind you quietly and described all the places you stepped on.

29. People are tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear off their faces and untie their complex.

30, not afraid of hardship and fatigue, work together to overcome difficulties.

3 1, you are so humorous. We broke up to test how much I love you.

We have a winding path leading to a secluded place. Pavilions and pavilions of Suzhou Gardens stretch across Wan Li. The majestic Ming Great Wall and the Beijing-Hangzhou Canal running through the north and south are magnificent. The magnificent Forbidden City.

33. There is always one heart in the world looking forward to and calling for another.

34. Classes are resumed only once a week. Alas, this is the rhythm of fatigue!

35. If you have correct values, you must learn to think about life independently.

36. I am so tired that I want to give up, but I am too unwilling.

37. Cheng Jinuo spoke very well, but in the end, he didn't want to break up.

38. The sweetness of the past is out of reach, but the sadness of reality is inseparable.

39. Looking at the bright moon, remember? Who's eyes have been clarified by a piece of ink? Scene after scene, who blurred the line of sight? Beautiful meeting can't draw a beautiful circle. Why is love so thin and shallow? Close your eyes and sigh gently. Let the petals fall on the branches, and the willows are blown up, breaking the sadness all over the ground.

Stay with me. Are you tired? . . . Are you tired of thinking about me? . . .