Daily boyfriend couple

1. "Do you know why I can always see you in the crowd?"

"Because I am a pig."

2. "What does a frog eat that makes it stupid?"

"Pumpkin (difficult to croak)"

3. "Which of the 26 letters is the heaviest?"

Because n is as heavy as a mountain

4. "What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?"

"Ice Kirin (ice cream)"

5. "Why does the puppy look left first and then right?"

"Because it can't look at both sides at the same time"

6. "What are the things that vampires can't eat?"

"You can't eat spicy food because vampires like blood."

7. "Why don't seagulls leave when they fly to Paris?"

"Because of Balenciaga"

8. "Do you know why the sea is blue?" "Why?"

"Because there are fish in the sea, they are always blue."

9. "I have a great job. Guess what it is? " "What is it?"

"Dig the lotus root."

10. "Why is summer vacation longer than winter vacation?"

"Thermal expansion and cold contraction"