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Talk to the washerwoman

1, the French who used to be addicted to cigarettes seem to have turned over a new leaf, but in order to avoid high tobacco taxes, 20% of cigarettes are illegally sold, but this figure is not included in the statistics.

2. Love is like sweeping the floor. Sometimes. I hate it. The longest wait

3. My tenderness was looked back at by his glance.

4. Many times, if you look too thoroughly, you will be unhappy. It's better to be naive and heartless.

5. Teacher, why are you still holding the book when I endorse it? I went to see if you missed anything. Oh, teacher, don't you know it by heart, too hum ......

6. All three male gods like 700 grasses. She is so happy.

7. It turns out that the best way to make a person strong is to have someone you want to protect.

8. Make a promise. I want to know the difference between you and a lie.

9. I remember a lot, but I don't work hard. They always miss them with yellowed memories.

10 I think the most effective discipline is pain.

1 1, people with more money go home less, people with more beauty wear less clothes, people with more ideas achieve less, people with more fatigue earn less, people with more power have less time, people with more lovers have less peace, people with more friends have less difficulties, and people with more exercise have less diseases.

12, let's put on light blue lip gloss and enjoy the enchanting life.

13, digital baby, I saw it when I was a child, and I miss it very much.

14, when crossing the road, I met a red light. My friend wants to move on. I stopped him. "Wait for the light!" My friend turned to me with disdain and said, "Only you have Intel!

15, do you love someone very much After quarreling again and again, it becomes boring, and the next time you quarrel, you simply don't say anything.

16, the emotion returned to the original point, and the once oath was just a joke when we were teenagers. Good love classic quotations-the best love is holding your hand.

17, yesterday's sun won't dry today's clothes.

18, in the turbulent wind and rain, I was awake and intoxicated, and all the stories seemed to have happened.

19. Never complain that the game is unfair. The only reason for failure is that you are not good enough.