Wechat is a superficial copy

1. Women in the new era won the hall, the fence and the fight.

Third, I beat the hooligan, but I couldn't get out of the kitchen.

2. What brand of bag do you usually carry and what brand of clothes do you wear? "I crossed the mountains and seas, and I also crossed the sea of people."

3. The class teacher saw the students playing mobile phones in class. So I sent a text message: Why don't you listen carefully? Student: Who are you? Head teacher: Look out of the window. The student took one look: Talk to you later. The class teacher is staring out of the window.

It is said that men have gold under their knees. I almost scraped off the skin and didn't even find a piece of iron!

After my girlfriend disappeared, I reported the case to the police station at the first time. The policeman said to me, calm down first. If you keep smiling like that, we can't make a record.

6. Remember the military training under the tree that year? The coach said to the students, "Count off in the first row!" You looked at the coach in surprise. The coach said loudly again, "Count off!" "So, reluctantly, you turned and hugged the tree!

7. On the way, I met an old man with something on his back. I want to go up and help him move. I casually said, "old thing, I'll help you carry it."

Eight. I read a lot about the disadvantages of staying up late on the Internet. The biggest change for me is that I have changed from a happy staying up late to a fearful staying up late.

Nine. "The girl with long hair asks a question, how long does the hair stay from shoulder to chest?" "It's hard to say that everyone has different degrees of sagging." 10. The advantage of flat chest is that if you meet a blind man at night, you will rob him. You can lift up your clothes and say to him, hey, brother, one of us!

XI。 "I am a good-natured person. If one day someone steps on my bottom line. " "What would that be like?" Then I'll lower the bottom line again. "

12. Take the train. The girls sitting next to me are very cute, so I went to strike up a conversation and decided to start with the constellation. "Well, which seat are you in?" The girl looked at me and said, "You are blind, hard seat!" "

13. Looking at your back, I thought you could charm thousands of troops. I really underestimated you when you turned around. You are fully capable of scaring millions of heroes.

Fourteen. The teacher handed out the paper: "Pork belly! Pork belly! " The whole class laughed. The teacher said, "Who didn't get the paper?" A student stood up. Teacher: "What's your name?" The student said, "My name is Zhu Yuepo."

15. The first time I flew, in order to pretend to sit often, I patted the stewardess's ass and said, Are you on duty today? As a result, the plane was delayed for more than an hour.

I used to have a dog and named it "Stop". Every time: stop here, stop here. Before long, the dog went crazy.

17. It is said on the Internet that egg white can maintain hair! I hit an egg on my head when I was taking a shower! As a result, the water was too hot to hang an egg flower!

I am a prodigal son who is used to wandering, and I have been waiting for someone who can let me put down my backpack. I think you are the one for me. Cut the crap, big bags and small bags have passed the security check, and come on.

19. I went to the restaurant that day and ordered a rice noodle. As a result, the boss asked me: Pack or take away ... Boss, can't I eat here?

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10. I have a dream since I was a child: to wear sunglasses, drive a Lamborghini sports car and go home with clothes on. Now I have realized half my dream and have sunglasses.

Twenty one. I went from nothing to assets of over 100 million, from a family.

Four walls, luxury car villa, these are not dependent on others, completely by myself, bit by bit, I came up with it.

22. To sum up, my success in recent years is mainly divided into

Three categories: successful login, successful download and successful payment.

Twenty-three The teacher made a couplet: ginger is still old and spicy, so let the students make a couplet. Xiao Ming immediately took out the next couplet: breasts are still bigger than women. Teacher: Xiaoming, get out of here.

24. A female colleague. Her breasts are very small. Today, she was in a circle of friends and: underwear was stolen! I can't help but comment below: Who would steal your bra and steal it as an eye mask if they were blind?