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Better looking than your predecessor. Tell me about it.

1. Who says Altman and Little Monster have no future?

2. The human heart is always a suspicious and untrustworthy thing.

I don't know how to love you more. The shadow followed me sarcastically.

If my life has 60 seconds, I will love you in 59 seconds and die for you in 1 second.

I can't keep my mouth shut, but I can stick to what I think is right.

6. Dreams have an absurd truth, and the truth has a real absurdity.

7. Seeing that you like others and we can only be ordinary friends.

8. Obviously you like it, too. You have no reason not to like the result.

9. In this life, there is always someone who is always giving you a hard time. You really want to live with him.

10, can you not give your good night to too many people?

1 1. Deer hunters can't see mountains (Japan)

12. Does it hurt? Do you blame yourself for being too soft-hearted You deserve it.

13, long time no see. Who will tease your new love without me?

14, if a man loves you, he will do it for you without hesitation, whether it is worth it or not, because loving you is worth anything.

15, I know I'm not important, so no one cares about my leaving.

Say something new and old.

1. I feel that I owe something when I am bored, and it doesn't matter when I am busy. Love has never been a necessity in my life, just because one day when the sun was shining and I was in a good mood, he came to my side and took my hand. There is no gap between new love and old love. I live a warm and awkward life, whether I am alone or not.

I am doomed to have no one to rely on. I worked hard for so many years, but in the end I was the loneliest one. Who can fill my heart? I really failed! Frustration is full. Is it really that hard to let go? How far should I give in? So tired, so tired! Is it so difficult to understand my love for me? New love and old love! I can't tell you the pain. It hurts as much as I can. Is it really that hard to be free and easy? I do not love you anymore. I don't care. Why are we still together? Being together without love is also a quarrel! I really want to break up like this and make you happy.

3. How many people have I crossed? I have seen other people's new love and old love. I have walked through the places I have walked together, tearing the gap of time and pursuing your footprints. I feel your breath coming and going in my ear, but I can't see your figure anymore. Memories poured in, and I was inadvertently lost by something, but I still firmly believed that I would find you. How many sleepless nights remind me that I can't go back.

There are always a few people around you who are frozen, and the position of others is empty. Someone came in and soon changed into a new face. This besieged city is such a ridiculous interpretation of all kinds of stories of new love and old love.

Pruning and cutting leaves is a piece of cake. Those girls who are clamoring for marriage have promised to make you beautiful flowers in their hands. I know that Mr. Reliable is on the courier, and I am always tired of killing new love and old love.

6. People have joys and sorrows and don't care about new love and old love. The less likely you are to see love rewarded, the less handsome you are. Look at the cherry blossoms all over the sky together and never give up.

7. The emotion is this: it is a high-speed sports car, commonly known as the old driver taking me. Once it stops, there is no oil and it is difficult to start again. What new love and old love, skills and so on, this time is useless. Not loving enough is not loving enough. If you really fall in love with you, why are you sad? What are you tired of? In the end, you are still not satisfied. Aha, hahaha.

8. Many men will be so hypocritical, and new love and old love want to be both right and left. There are really many hypocritical boys around me, and some have deceived me for a long time, because I was too simple at that time. Some have deceived me for a long time because I love him so much. However, the faint sense of coldness and distance when we are together is not much better than the oncoming fist.

9. The Hong Kong airport will be very busy tomorrow. . . . Come with old love and new love. . . .

10. God, my feelings are all sugar! ! New love and old love, but no training ground, suddenly excited to cardiac arrest. I knew it! The professor also thinks this silly little plane is pitifully stupid, and there are always some things that don't need to be explained by science.

1 1. New love and old love, old enmity and new enmity, constant cutting and chaos.

12. My idol, whether new or old, is come to a bad end! Run quickly, okay? If I continue to die so lazy, I will abandon my sense of shame.

13. A friend is undecided between new love and old love. She doesn't know which one to choose. In fact, she already has a lot of ideas in her heart. She is worried, not because she doesn't know who to choose, but because she wants to choose the right one! Of course, she is also afraid of choosing the wrong place, even afraid of choosing the right place. This seems contradictory, but when you think of the concept of incompatibility, you will feel that this is right!

14. Enough is enough. New love and old love, others' own, I think that's all. After drinking it, I never mentioned it again. I never knew it. This is my happiest thing.

15. I met a new lover with a little talent. I occasionally compare myself with YJ, but I don't know what to compare. Not taboo, but too wide, so wide that they can't imagine how far away they are from him. Not to mention IQ, wisdom and talent, only that they are still taking selfies and counting pocket money while eating, drinking and having fun, he is comparable to a pianist who visited Taiwan Province on behalf of an authoritative media in the United States. Julia's excellent academic qualifications and playing the piano, especially Chopin, certainly have many shortcomings, and obviously the most annoying thing is extremely touching. As I said, those who are easily moved by ceremonies must be stupid.

16. I wish new lovers and old lovers a happy new year, better and better acting skills and healthy growth of their children!

17. People have many faces. What is bad for you is not necessarily bad for her. But at least if you are treated in the same way when you are in love, you won't feel angry when you are apart. However, it is impossible for a biological mother to have a preference for her children inevitably, let alone a new love linked by hormones ~

18. Scissorhands are all dogs. New lovers and old lovers love to climb very fast, so they accidentally turn to a wall climbing style. People who attended birthday parties the year before and the year after were coping with carelessness. He also reluctantly smiled and said that it was difficult, and everyone knew it. Poor thing.

19. There is no new love and old love, only so-called love and no love. Believe in the person who came to you across Qian Shan, and whether you can grow old or not depends on whether he is willing to cut through the thorns for you, not how much he has suffered.

It is strange that everyone has new love and old love. It happened that when you mentioned your predecessor, I would suffocate with envy.

2 1. I don't care about new love and old love. I am a natural child who loves to cry and laugh. It is an investment, just like two people playing with water. You will find that you have to pretend to be strong on the first day.

22. From the initial strangeness to the realization of familiarity, then to nothing to say, and then after a period of time, new love and old love return to the initial strangeness, which is really a trick.

23. I returned to the singles market last week, ended my short love affair last month, and made up my mind to find someone else yesterday. I just dreamed that I was entangled in new love and old love. In fact, it's just old love, married to someone who secretly loves herself. In the dream, several people met unintentionally and had to flee. But privately, I want to restore the recently separated one. Hehehe, fantasy.

24. With new love and old love, I am eating dust alone.

25. If I don't love you, there will be no new love or old love. The beginning is always sweet, and I won't ask why. I won't force it this time. Everyone wants to be a prince and princess in love and get the right solution.

26. I know how to cherish when I lost it, but I can't accept new love and old love.

27. New love and old love! Once the love is now dusty, how long can the new couple be fresh now? It's not that I am too playboy, but that there are too many temptations in reality!

28. New love and old love change hands, which is really more and more manly. What a terrible game tonight! Why have you suddenly become so timid? It stinks! It stinks!

29. The words used by new lovers and old lovers are really exquisite, and they rhyme between the lines, which makes people puzzled. Abba style writing is very rhythmic. But everything is fine, but there is no focus. It seems to be all flowers and fine print, and the plot tension is not enough. The advantage is that just taking out a paragraph is very attractive. This kind of writing is actually very suitable for short stories, and long stories are not only difficult for the author to write, but also very tiring to read.

30. New love and old love means forgetting old love in front of new love and saying that you are tired of new love in front of old love.

3 1. I refuse to look at the first picture, but I am very supportive of all singto's work. Off is so handsome when he doesn't look at the camera. Besides, new love and old love, just get used to it.

32. No matter how much experience you have in love, you should not know who is true love. Is it the first one or the last one? Love can be extremely painful, and new lovers will smile and join hands to grow old together. In this world, there is no new love and old love, only love and no love.

33. I had a dream one day, woke up at a loss, and flipped through the photo album of my mobile phone. My new love and old love were exquisite, and I couldn't stop all day.

34. In the spring yard, there is a piece of new love and old love. Cherry blossoms in the season, with their beloved luxury and fragrance, and honest and frank poplars, are scattered all over the place alone.

35. I don't want to care about new love and old love. I will finish the task quietly and have a good holiday for myself! Go to Tibet? Go to Sichuan? Go to Okinawa? I can go wherever I want! You have a new love, and I'm not even an old love-I read a sad sentence.

I will never love anyone, not even you.

I always have you in my heart, but the proportion has changed.

Now it's finally time to go, and I'm a little relieved that he left before me. Sooner or later, such sadness will make one of us feel lonely, so let me bear it.

I still know you after breaking up, but I don't want to see you again. You have a good life, I will not bless you, you have a bad life, I will not laugh at you. Because from now on we are strangers. Your world no longer has me, and my world no longer has you. I can't cherish you anymore. I'm sorry, what I lost is what you lost. . .

Occasionally you will contact me, and your sudden appearance will still stir my heartstrings. However, I also learned to pretend to you, neither cold nor hot, neither salty nor light, and smile mercilessly. I won't shed those cheap tears again. Then listen to you whisper, "You've changed." 、

It takes a long time, and there is no retreat, only to know that what I abandoned myself will never be met again in the future.

Goodbye, I love you very much. Although I am all thumbs, I have tried my best to do a lot, so I don't regret it. Now, I give you back my love. Can you give me back my little pride?

I will still believe in love, but I won't believe that love can last forever.

You woke me up suddenly, and the time when we met can be counted in years. You found your love, and I'm still wandering around.

I have the ending and the process, and I feel greedy if I pester myself again.

Forget you to prove that I can forget you.

Heartbreaking retention is just a sign of unwillingness.

First love should never be underestimated.

Nothing can't be forgotten. I will always forget you, first forget your appearance, then forget your voice, forget what you said. Not now, but later.

It seems that after waiting for a hundred years, I suddenly understand that even if we meet again, it is better to watch a mature performance.

I know, forgetting is an easy thing. As long as you don't look, think or remember, you will forget, just like the sky after fireworks.

Looking at the back of you leaving, I told myself to be strong and not to cry, because I love you and understand you.

We are all so scattered in the wind of the years, looking back, but we can't see the traces of being together, although we worked so hard together.

Turn around just to meet you, but forget that you can also turn around.

I always thought that in the original place, there would be the original me and the original you.

You have a new love, and I'm not even an old love.

Maybe one day, you turn around, but I'm already, not at that intersection.

We will never regard each other as irreplaceable as before; We will never love as hard as before until we cry.

One day, I finally stopped thinking about him, because he has been away for too long, and my habit is no longer a habit.

I always stubbornly thought that I could smile calmly in the face of anything, but finally, at the moment when you turned around and decided to leave, I burst into tears. This is, the happiness of the past laughs at the pain in my heart. It turns out that the most painful pain in the world is leaving.

I won everyone and lost you.

The most romantic love story is when a lover who has broken up with you calls and asks, "How are you?" Your usual answer: "I'm fine." In fact, you still love him, and you are not good at all.

One day, when you think of me, time has precipitated all the mistakes and learned not to ask why. Until one day, love begins to be stingy, will you miss the original heat? Go through your own twists and turns all the way until one day, choose one person to help each other.

When you see through everything, you know that losing is more practical than having.

Someone taught you how to love, but he doesn't love you anymore.

Instead of making excuses everywhere, just say I don't love it.

I can't get used to it without him, because I have never been used to having him.

Forget that person, it is better to forget yourself and tell yourself, not for fear that he will forget, but for fear that one day he will think of you again. Years take away memories, but memories will become clearer and clearer. One day, he turns to tell you that he has been thinking about you. Don't believe it, because he is not the same person, and you are no longer the same person.

Personality mood phrases about new love and old love

1. Go forward and plant flowers all the way, because you will never go the same way again.

There are two realms in life, one is silent pain, and the other is silent laughter.

3. When chatting, did you quietly delete your typing and wait quietly because you saw the other person's "typing ..."?

4. When everyone is born. They are all original. Unfortunately, many of them later became pirated.

5. In foreign countries, ideas and talents are king, while at home, relationships and flattery can run rampant.

6. Some good friends are really alienated unconsciously, and you don't even know why.

7. It is more difficult to find an avatar than an object now.

8. It's not important for the God of Wealth to open the door. The key is whether I open the door for him.

9. Ask what the world is, and tell people to take off their clothes and pants.

10. Although we have been apart for so many years, I still want you to know that even though time flies, I still love you in my heart as always.

1 1. It is cruel to look at an ugly person carefully unless you want to punish him.

12, how do you say you are long? Your face is very low. Seeing your face can exercise my courage. When you are lonely and empty, a pencil may be your best plaything. You can cut it, you can cut it, you can cut it with a small knife, and you can vent yourself and shout loudly, "I killed the pen, I killed the pen, I killed the pen!" " !

13. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

14, your new love is still someone else's whore.

15, get up in the morning, sneak a look at my roommate's bed, as long as one is still under the covers, close your eyes and go back to sleep.

16, good sister, I don't care if you betray me. Sister's harvest is to see you clearly.

17, true friendship is the same as health. When you lose it, you can find its value.

18, from the age of 26 to the age of 30, is a difficult period of life: taking on more and more responsibilities, holding a salary that doesn't match the workload, weighing career and feelings hard, and reluctantly establishing contacts. But you have to stick to it, God will only give us a hurdle to get on with it.

19, when couples are full of streets, singles are the most popular.

20. It is said that all the characters in Hyun Dance have good figures. I'm telling you, if you bounce around like this every day, you'll lose weight.

In June 1 and June 14, how many people lied to others with sweet words, and in April 1, how many men and women told the truth under the pretext of joking.

22. It's strange to read a word for a long time. Lonely for a long time ...

23. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

24. Gender: male, hobby: female

25. I don't collect junk, so I can't let you be on call.