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How to send someone you want to meet?

1. I am looking for a partner. One is not handsome. Second, do not seek wealth. But seeking common ground is sweet and bitter, and * * * is in trouble.

2. I have a good friend, a young woman, who is a student in dalian university of foreign languages. When you are 21 years old, you will stay in the boudoir, which is the virtue of being gentle and graceful in Jiangnan, with both lively and cheerful temperament. Looking for a boyfriend, with good appearance and good moral character.

3. The article tells me that the person who loves me won't leave me because he knows I will be sad.

4. If one day I get married and the groom is not you, will you come to my wedding?

5. If God gives me another chance to meet you, I will turn my head and leave.

6. I am buried in my grave and my love is commemorated.

7. In the process of being dumped, a girl dragged me to the suburbs and slowly inserted the roses I gave her into a pile of cow dung. I immediately understood.

8. I wish my best friend a happy wedding. I wish all lovers in the world will get well ...

9. Either don't like me or just like me.

1. Look me in the eye and tell me that you love me.

11. The main reason why human beings make progress is that the next generation doesn't listen to the words of the previous generation.

12. Love can make people stupid, but I don't mind being stupid.

13, I'd like to stay with you until the hill on the electrocardiogram turns into the sea

14, and I have an emotional cleanliness. I don't want it

15. After chatting with my friend in the teahouse for an hour, my friend finally went to pay the bill!

16, I know I'm not beautiful. Thank you for liking me.

17, I want to know what candy and your mouth taste like.