Fun QQ space talk

1. I have a desire to get up early, but my quilt and bed disagree.

2. I envy you that you can be with the people you like, unlike me, who is surrounded by people who like me.

3. Browsers really care about whether they are the default browser.

4. You don’t cherish me now! Let me tell you, after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

5. In 1998, Ma Huateng launched QQ and asked you to register, but you didn’t. Now a 5-digit QQ number is worth tens of thousands. In 2003, Jack Ma said it was free to open a Taobao store. He asked you to open a store, but you didn’t. Taobao has created countless billionaires in the past 10 years. In 2009, Cao Guowei opened Weibo and asked you to activate it, but you didn’t. Nowadays, a Weibo funny ranking list makes a net profit of 15 million a year. Now I ask you to love me for a while and if you don’t love me back, you have to think about the consequences.

6. You like me very much, but you don’t understand me. If you knew me, you would love me to death.

7. I have never been to your city, but I have answered the questions there.

8. I finally discovered a problem. I don’t have any sexual orientation. I like all good-looking people.

9. Every time you say "fuck", I silently make the bed for you in my heart.

10. When you quarrel with your boyfriend, don’t rush to blame him. Instead, reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, then think about how to blame it on him.

11. You must come when I lose weight, because I lose my appetite when I see you.

12. Girls, don’t say you are foodies so easily. Those who look good are called foodies, and those who look ugly can only be called losers.

13. Although she looks very reassuring, her parents always suspect her of puppy love.

14. Young people should not stay at home all the time. Go out for more walks. At the end of the day, you will find that playing games is still interesting.

15. I hold back all my feelings about liking you, no wonder my belly won’t shrink.

16. A three-year-old boy took the hand of a three-year-old girl and said: "I love you." The little girl said: "Can you be responsible for my future?" The little boy said: "Of course, we are not one or two years old anymore!"

17. Today I am finally going to end my relationship with him for more than 20 years. Turn over, Mr. Homework, I have finally finished it for you.

18. Later, my appearance became so good that no one liked me, so I am single until now.

19. My roommate asked me: If the person you like fell drunk on your bed, what would you choose to do: A. Guard her; B. Cover her with a quilt; C. Kiss her gently. ;D Make her XXOO. I chose D, and my roommate told me that I got it right. At this time, another roommate said slowly: CDBA. Damn, it’s completely messy!

20. When I make a mistake in school, the teacher asks my parents to come. Is it okay if my parents are not here? The teacher said yes. The next day, I carried my three-year-old brother-in-law on my back and embarked on the road of no return.

21. Fish farming is quite troublesome. I need to change the water once a week. I often forget, so I had to change the fish once a week.

22. After living for so many years, I still can’t figure out one thing: why Lagou hangs himself.

23. There are so many firecrackers at night, during the day, and during meals. Can you please stop setting them off?

24. The topic of the exam essay is what is courage. I handed in the paper and there were only five words in the essay. This is courage!

25. I originally thought that it would be very efficient to disconnect my computer and mobile phone and sit at the table without sleeping, but I found that I was wrong. I could write for an hour, be in a daze for an hour, and sleepwalk for an hour. Chat for an hour and learn that it doesn’t love me anyway.

26. Many people look very stupid when they speak. You are different from them. You look stupid even if you don’t speak.

27. I am afraid when I lose my temper because I am afraid that others will hit me.

28. When the brothers reunited, after drinking, he said drunkenly, "From now on, as long as I have a mouthful of shit to eat, you will have a mouthful of urine to drink." I was so moved that I said, "As long as you can eat enough, it doesn't matter if I am thirsty."

29. I am a person with a bad temper and love to hold grudges. I'll write it down for you.

30. I am a male, 20 this year, introverted, and have never been in love. I am used to my own life. I finally found a girlfriend and went shopping together. She went to the dressing room to try on clothes. I was confused and thought I was alone. Damn, I went home by myself, and then...is there anything else? !

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