Tell me what is interesting and humorous.

Tell me what is interesting and humorous.

What's funny and humorous? In daily life, many people will share their stories on some social platforms, some of which are very humorous. Let me share some funny stories with you. Let's have a look.

Tell me what's funny about 1 1 and popcorn: don't talk while watching movies.

2. I am chocolate, smart and hardworking. .

I am a strawberry ice cream without feelings.

4. People who get stuck in the horns will become croissants.

5, like biscuits, dry and crisp, but salt can be sweet.

6, have the opportunity to divide you into headphones, and then turn on the heart mode.

7. My little Pearl is going to be caught to make milk tea.

8, extremes meet, beauty must be single.

9. Coke can't be shared with others, because the fat water doesn't flow from outsiders.

10, I want to go to the movies with my date tomorrow. Do you have any good dating recommendations?

1 1. If you think our relationship is getting weaker, sprinkle some salt.

12, simple life, love to eat fried eggs.

13, if I am young and promising, I will have many husbands.

14, I can't solve any problems that can be solved with money.

15, thunder is the snoring of clouds.

16, you have half of your life and choose to give up.

17, you are a pickled fish, sour and redundant.

18, I accompany you to watch the ups and downs day and night in this season.

19, the biggest difference between me and salted fish is that salted fish is super salty and I am super sweet.

20. I want to knead spring into glutinous rice balls and cook them for you.

2 1, the world is a mess, but I am cute, I don't deserve it, but I deserve it.

22. I really want to put an expression on my stomach: no grunting in public.

23. good morning Seeing this, you really have something to do with me. Invite me to breakfast and cherish this relationship.

24. Do you like maturity or cuteness, or do I feel that I can do anything after drinking B wine?

25, apricot and jujube are good friends, jujube died, apricot said, jujube is safe.

26. I have no talent to show you handsome guys. Go to bed early. Good night, baldy.

27. Congratulations on being chosen and having the opportunity to fall in love with me for free. It was invalid the next day. Please check and reply to the last 4 digits of PI in time to unsubscribe.

28. If you want to be a waste, be a waste. I'm just your retreat.

29. Let's go to the universe. I count the stars. If you are stupid, count the moon.

30. Besides being cute, it's faster to pick up money with short legs.

3 1, staying up late equals chronic suicide, and getting up early means dying on the spot.

I don't like playing with little idiots, okay But if it's you, cerebral palsy doesn't matter.

If you are reading this article, it proves that you are in love with me. If you want to deny it, why are you still reading it?

Tell me what's funny. Tell me what's funny.

1. Laugh and remember what you said to me, thinking I was just stupid.

Second, I'd rather wear muscle armor all my life than walk around with fat.

Third, if life is bad to a certain extent, it will get better, because it can't be bad anymore.

Fourth, be confident unconditionally, even if you do something wrong.

You have the right to remain silent, but I will shut you up soon.

No matter what happens in the future, it is good to be happy together now.

Seven, missed, all. If you don't miss it, you can accept it calmly.

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

9. I will not let those who support me fall, and those who let me fall will never let them stand up.

Ten, give you a slap and then rub, this is the heart.

11. The person I once thought I was infatuated with was forgotten in a flash.

Wait, one day, you will be my grandson's grandmother!

Thirteen, tell me, which bowl of wine can see you and make me drink it.

Teacher, you are not beautiful. Why should we keep staring at you in class?

Fifteen, I must give you happiness, and no one wants to stop it!

16. Your gestures, smiles, words and deeds, even a look, an action, a back and a look back are all in my heart.

I think the biggest harm you bring is not that you don't love me, but that you have destroyed my confidence.

"I like you" is a bit heavy, so I'll put it here first. Please hold it for me.

19. Eat bitter gourd noodles every day. Are you dissatisfied with the world?

Twenty, one day the dragon will get water, and I call the Yangtze River countercurrent.

Twenty-one, not for anyone, but for yourself in the future, you can work hard without buying cheap things and looking at other people's faces.

22. Isn't there a lot of repetition that can't be sent?

When you are afraid, focus on what you have to do. If you are well prepared, you won't be afraid.

Twenty-four, with you, I want nothing, no matter how wild my heart is, I also know how to refuse.

You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the cold sweat I dropped on the keyboard.

Be more persistent than others, and you will win.

Twenty-seven, men drag, but also dump, swing in my blacklist.

Twenty-eight, these days, there are not dozens of papers that are too embarrassed to tell others that school is over.

Twenty-nine, true love, often in the beginning, is waiting for a person to cross the mountains for himself, and then leave with the people who take the cable car.

Don't relax, your life will be visited by all kinds of smiling tigers.

Thirty-one, the traffic is always a lot at first, and it gradually disappears.

32. The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

33. If you take fewer detours, you will miss the scenery. Anyway, thank you for your experience.

34. Do you want to step on my head? No way! Unless you're wearing a skirt.

35. I heard that you are getting married, and I thought a lot. The most important thing is, your sister, it is not good to invite me, I have no money.

I really want to ride a roller coaster with you and unbuckle your seat belt at the highest place.

37. Without money, what can I do to maintain my feelings, stabilize my love, keep in touch with my friends and rely on my mouth? Stop it, everyone is busy.

Thirty-eight, when I was a child, my family had no money, and I kept flying kites with a rope tied to a plastic bag.

Thirty-nine, the door is red, illuminating my future.

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together!

What you haven't picked is just a flower in spring, and the whole spring is still yours.

Forty-two, as a dress, you can't take a bath by yourself, and you want me to help you wash it. You said, you can't lose face!

Forty-three, don't pity anyone, poor people must have something hateful.

Forty-four, fat is not a crime, but God is jealous that you will be too beautiful if you lose weight.

Forty-five, the main reason why children are not tall now is that their schoolbags are too heavy!

Forty-six, night music replaced time, anesthetized everything, and I danced in my dream.

Forty-seven, never dare to take a female driver's car next time. The first time I met a driver who was about to crash without stepping on the brakes but covering his eyes!

48. Some people are destined to wait for others, while others are destined to be waited for.

Forty-nine, when I get rich, I'll buy two lollipops, one for you to see and one for you to eat.

Fifty, do not disturb during working hours, and harass during working hours.

You said you would wait for me, but you did. You found someone to wait with.

Fifty-two, regardless of other people's questioning eyes, my eyes are only ahead.

Fifty-three, counting their sweetness, I can't help feeling bitter.

Fifty-four, you never belonged to me, let alone lost.

55. A person has at least one dream and one strong reason. If the heart has no place to live, it wanders everywhere.

56. Being in a daze, well done, is called deep. Bad work ... easy to fall asleep.

The foot of my bed is shining brightly. Hey, there is a bottle of hand cream on the ground.

58. Go after your dreams while you are young. Life is only once, don't leave any regrets.

When a man starts to criticize you, it means that he wants to say goodbye to you.

Sixty, when no one helps you, stand up straight, the road is still long, and the back should be beautiful.

Sixty-one, he doesn't want to understand your amorous feelings, just want to untie your clothes.

62. Do what you are afraid of, and your fear will disappear naturally.

Think of yourself as a fool, ask if you don't understand, and learn more.

I wish you well, even if you have nothing to do with me in the future.

Sixty-five, there is one person worth remembering, and that is happiness.

Modern children's love trilogy: holding hands, kissing and making love.

Sixty-seven, forget = death+heart. Let me forget unless my heart is dead.

Sixty-eight, if that person ever appeared in this world, others will make up! I don't want to settle.

Don't hold on to the past too tightly, because then you won't have time to embrace the present.

Take off your mask and talk to me. I have no time or energy to speculate on you.