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Tell me about the emperor (1)

There used to be millions of soldiers,

And then there are 3 thousand beautiful women,

Who dares to offend the holy one?

......

"Drag it out and cut it."

Yes, this is the daily life of the emperor in many court dramas. I have to say that this is really an enviable job, but on the surface, this majestic and natural throne is not so good behind the scenes-

"I haven't slept enough" (┯ _ ┯)

Have you ever seen the morning at four o'clock in the morning (Emperor: I have! )

On an opaque night, oh, no, the emperor's outdoor alarm clock rang on time. The key is to ring three times, and you must get up after three times. It seems that getting up at seven o'clock is not a difficult thing. ; ︵; `))

And then change clothes under the service of eunuchs? Cleaning and tidying up ... dinner is ready!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

But when I look at the food on the table, I can't eat any more. It's not delicious If I don't want to eat, I want to eat ... two or three bites at most. (people are unpredictable. What can I do if someone who is more careful writes it down and poisons me? )

I have to say that for modern people, it is undoubtedly a painful thing to see the food they love and can't help eating it! ! ! (like me? )

All right, all right, work is the most important thing. After breakfast, let's call it a day and go to the Throne Hall (* ~ m ~). In fact, the emperor did not go to the main hall to commemorate the throne. In real life, he only went to see the temple on some important occasions, such as when the prince ascended the throne.

Usually in the imperial court, the emperor usually cleans the doorway there, and (yes, it is the doorway) sits there and listens to the report of the imperial envoys. (How does this scene look familiar? It's a bit like a student giving a teacher a review. But I met Kangxi, a workaholic, and directly switched to work in hall of mental cultivation (really working in the dormitory, awesome! )

Well, the morning life of the emperor usually ends like this, and then there is a wonderful afternoon life. Listen to the next analysis. -ω-`)