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Talk about those who can't cook.

1, a cook who can't cook lives in her heart, knocking over the counter and spilling salt all over the floor!

2, like, say to me: you can't cook, I can teach you. Love, say to me: you don't have to cook, I'll cook for you.

I'm lazy and stupid, I can't cook, I seldom wash clothes, I'm too lazy to tidy my room, I have many shortcomings and a bad temper. Have you decided to stay with me?

What is more annoying than a wife who can cook but doesn't want to cook is a wife who can't cook but is willing to cook.

5, envy, many years of instant noodle experience.

6. What happens when a girl can't cook? In the future, when your children grow up, they will say:

She never thought that she would fall in love with someone who doesn't care about her, who won't cook for her, who won't praise her with sweet words, and who is always clumsy in doing things.

8. Children who cry have candy to eat. Some people send people who can't cook. Blx found a shoulder to lean on. On the contrary, you can do anything by yourself.

9. Men who can't cook are cute, and men who can cook are charming.

10, well, mathematically, it's 50%.

1 1, I can't stand loneliness, he can't stand my small temper, mine can't cook, mine can't do housework, my laziness, my ugliness, my affectation, my suspicion and my distrust.

12, follow me. Although I can't cook, I can cook the best instant noodles.

13, it is said that girls who can't cook are only suitable for grade three.

14, I can't cook, cheat, sail, fencing, cure diseases or think too much ... so I need you! You are my partner! Because we don't want him to die, we call him a partner.

15. What an enviable blessing a woman can't cook all her life.

16, lovers should have more space of their own. I can't cook, but I can learn to cook soup. I just want to cook soup every day until my boyfriend comes home.

17, mom said that men who can't cook are not old drivers.

18, you can't cook. Stay away. I'll cook for you later.

19, I really can't cook, just like I can't express my mind; My cooking is terrible, just like my feelings for you always make you unhappy; But all my feelings just want to give you one person.

20. My mother said: You are too old to cook. What if you get married in the future?

2 1 however, in the eyes of women, the probability that all men in the world choose one person to die together is the same.

After 22, we are no longer children. Don't wait for our parents to provide dinner all day. We can't cook, so just give us a hand.

If you can't cook, marry me and go home. Do we eat shit together?

24. It's really nothing if you can't cook. I'll teach you to order takeout