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Write down your feelings and talk about signing the contract.

1. It's much better for boys to ask girls out to play with me than to listen to you.

Second, remember that no matter how unfamiliar we are in the end, what we did to you is true.

Third, don't get drunk and indulge in the gentleness that others give you.

Any blow should not be an excuse for your depravity. You cannot change the world, but you can change yourself.

If you think you are working hard now, it proves that you are going uphill. A new day, come on!

6. Sleeping is a relief. When you fall asleep, you won't be sad, angry, worried or lonely. It's time for God to give you a short memory loss. May dreams heal your sorrow.

Seven, I will try to be the kind of girl you like, and then I will die without you.

If you always think of me when no one is with you, I'm sorry, I really don't need you.

Nine, there is no breakup in my dictionary, only widowhood.

10. It is better to be a friend than not to be a friend, and it is better to be a lover than to let go.

The most terrible word in the world is not separation, but distance.

She is used to smoking instead of talking alone.

Thirteen, I copied what others said, not for plagiarism, but happened to meet something I wanted to express but couldn't.

People who really like you will be good to you even if they don't become lovers.

Fifteen, every night when walking on this road, there are always three or four prostitutes sitting in the shop wearing heavy makeup.

I'm fine. I have a good life these days. I'm not affected by your mood. I don't have a cold. I can sleep without your good night.

Seventeen, advertisements always appear at the best time, and you always leave when I love you the most.

Looking at the world through tears, the whole world is crying.

The one who makes you cry is the one you love the most, and the one who understands your tears is the one who loves you the most.

Twenty, at this overwhelmed age, everything seems so unsatisfactory.

I have no such safe haven. I must fight all the storms alone.

Write down your emotional signature and talk about your emotional phrases.

First, I don't know whether I am becoming more and more independent or more guilty. After walking for so long, I found that the only reliable thing is myself.

Second, for a long time, I had a low eyebrow letter in my hand. I looked at the wind and the moon, smiled like clouds, stared at myself in vain, wrote half a note for you, and stayed in the fleeting ink, not asking about this life or the afterlife.

I wish I was just a child. When I gave a candy, I smiled; I cried when I fell down. Don't pretend that you don't recognize it, and don't suppress your feelings.

Fourth, times have changed, just because of youth. -"In a hurry that year"

The biggest regret in life is the wrong persistence and giving up easily.

One day, you will smile at the pain of the past. You will thank the people who left you. He doesn't deserve your love, hello or infatuation. After all, he is not the one who is meant to be. Fortunately, he is not.

If you like her, tell her. Even if she refuses, she will not lose face, because in her heart, she will appreciate your true feelings.

We have all made the same mistakes, quarreling with people we like and telling the truth to strangers.

Nine, there are many opportunities in life, which we will never forget and become permanent marks in our hearts. The most unforgettable thing is to meet you, interwoven between chance and necessity, interwoven into an indelible mark. Never treat the past as loneliness, because it will never look back. You should find ways to improve the present, because that's you, take courage and move forward fearlessly in the future.

Ten, capture your voice-over, it turns out that I am not the person you painted.

1 1. Holding things that don't belong to you tightly will only hurt yourself.

Twelve, we are struggling in this world, and we are also striving for a better life for ourselves and our families. We are all excellent, and we should all be proud of ourselves.

Thirteen, the most beautiful thing in the world is: I grew up, you are not old; I have the ability to repay you, and you are still healthy.

14, we can't catch happiness because we don't love it. We can't get happiness because we are too persistent!

Fifteen, when I was young, I always thought I could meet many people. Then you will understand that the so-called chance is actually only a few times.

Sixteen, when you reach a certain age and have experienced some wind and frost years, who hasn't crossed a bridge called lovelorn?

Seventeen, only the bald head is short, and it is not allowed to be longer than the night.

Eighteen, there is no need to worry, if it is destined to happen, it will happen, at the right time, with the right person, with the most suitable reason.

Nineteen, we know happiness because we know how to cherish it.

Believe in yourself, be kind to yourself and make life wonderful. Don't mistake it for making someone regret it, but making your life more exciting.

Twenty-one, waiting, not because of waiting for that person to come back, but because there is still love.

Space, mood, talk about what you wrote.

1, I look like you.

2, no sense of security, doomed to not understand love.

I can show you what kind of me you like.

4, take out the same fighting power as men and fight with this pitted world.

If you can't remember the past, why should you walk hand in hand to tomorrow?

6. The unhappy days have passed, and no one can live without anyone.

7. Angel face and devil figure describe me.

8. When I am cruel, I am doomed not to be soft-hearted.

9. We can turn around, but we don't have to look back.

10, the traffic light of love, dare not rush. ...

1 1, where I go is the point.

12, I won't cry for you, because you are not qualified to make me cry.

13, you are only suitable for missing, not for meeting.

14, I am a god who attracts thousands of people's attention.

15. Living an ordinary life in Russia is none of Russia's business.

16, everyone has his own destiny. What does everything have to do with others?

17, look at the world with arrogant and indifferent eyes.

18, I never expect anyone to sympathize with me and take everything for me.

19, silence is not that I am weak, but that I think you are not qualified.

20, not very beautiful, but you'll never catch up.

2 1, I'm not sad, I just don't want to have too many expressions and emotions …

22. don't think that just saying the word b can make a long mouth.

If I can hate you, I will hate you with all my strength without hesitation …

24. Men are hypocritical things.

25, I don't know what is frivolous, I only know that the winner is king.

26. The grievances that can be said are not grievances. A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

27. Don't mistake the moment for eternity, it's just your youth.

28. What many people like is not necessarily a good thing.

29. Girls, don't be naive. Compared with League of Legends, you are really nothing.

30. Now, I am as quiet as a stone.

3 1. Don't say how much you love me. If you love me, you won't leave me.

32. If I don't work hard, what will kill that bitch who wants to kill me?

33. I would rather go to sleep with memories and lovesickness than hold a beautiful woman I don't like.

34. Being unable to marry you is my greatest luck, and being unable to marry me is your greatest loss.

35, love this thing no one can say tired, because you are not qualified to say tired!

36. If you don't kill people, you will have the power of the world. You won't know who your name is until you get ahead.

37. I don't think you are lonely because of me.

38. What you said can be ignored, and people you don't love can change it again.

39. Learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.

40, the rivers and lakes are overbearing and illusory, and the world of mortals loves and hates empty! .

4 1, no matter how big the world is, I can't find the second me.

42. Don't wait, people who shouldn't wait! No pain, no sadness! Don't shed tears that shouldn't have fallen!

43. Don't talk about feelings with elder brother, you are not the person I want to talk about.

44. Since you like to refuse, let's pray that we are all simple and thorough.

45. Women may not be beautiful, but they must not be smart.

Talk about birthday mood phrases, wish yourself a birthday, and talk about how to write birthday signature phrases.

1. Send my gift and my heart. I believe you will be extremely happy. Happy birthday!

Second, you said that every year will be your birthday, because it is the anniversary of knowing you!

1 1-20 What a sacred day, dear yourself, happy birthday.

Fourth, it seems that the birthday is coming soon. I wonder if there will be any surprises ~ ~ You are my sunshine.

When my husband came home from work, he saw a box of cakes with three candles on it. He asked: Whose birthday is it today? The wife next to me replied coldly: Is this easy for me? Hey? Hey? I am 3 years old today!

It's enough to have mine/wish me a happy birthday.

If I had a million dollars, I would send it to you. Do I have a million dollars? No, so I can only send a short message with a dime to wish you a happy birthday.

Eight, I wish L Kim a happy birthday today, and wish me a happy birthday today.

I think health and happiness are the two most important things in life. If they can transfer, I want to give you mine-happy birthday!

On this special day, I wish you: Wahaha every day, happy all the year round, beautiful smiling face and boastful youth. Happy birthday

Eleven, white clouds send me endless thoughts, and the breeze sends me gentle blessings. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

What is unforgettable is your pure friendship with me! What is precious is the truth that will never change! Nice to meet you! Send my best carnation and wish you a happy birthday!

Thirteen, a greeting, a blessing, all wishes, a happy life, a safe life. Happy birthday!

Fourteen, the last night, my birthday candlelight, emitting a touch of sadness, how desolate my heart is.

Fifteen, tomorrow is my birthday, do you believe it? I believe it anyway, haha ...

16. Give you my best wishes. Happy birthday to you, because you are the cutest sister!

Seventeen, if there is an afterlife, I still choose to spend my birthday with you. Thank you for it.

Tomorrow is my birthday. I'm so happy. Send some flowers to encourage me. Thank you. !

XIX. I was in Amanome, 65438+1October 9. Please raise your hand to wish us a happy birthday.

I feel so lonely at home alone on my birthday. I have no one to accompany me. Happy birthday.

Twenty-one, others eat longevity noodles on their birthdays, and I eat dried noodles on my birthday.

Twenty-two Today is my birthday! This year's birthday is the same day as the lunar calendar and the solar calendar! Happy birthday to me!

Happy birthday to me. Happy every day.

It's my friend's birthday. We've known each other for a whole year. Everyone wishes her a happy birthday, ok? !

Twenty-five, my that he, your birthday party, the hostess and who changed?

Twenty-six, when I saw this news, haha! You are one year older! If you want to be young forever, please read the following words aloud: Today is my birthday, I am so happy!

Twenty-seven, time flies, and it's your birthday again. Happy birthday to you. I wish you happiness and success this year and a better birthday next year!

Twenty-eight years old, my birthday,,, a person hiding in the corner in the rain to eat cake.

Twenty-nine: Birthday Hi Pip, say it to yourself loudly!

Thirty, the purpose of this message is to practice fingering, and the second is to say my blessing at the risk of radiation! Finally, a special technical sentence: Happy birthday. Don't laugh, be serious!

Thirty-one, pig, grow up! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy!

Happy birthday to myself. If I want to be happy, I must be happy.

Thank God for giving me a friend like you! I wish you a happy life on your birthday!