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Give me a glass of juice.

Tolerance is great, but no desire is just! Learn to be tolerant, laugh and watch the clouds roll and the sun rise.

It is not impossible to see through, but not to expose; It's not that I can't say it, but I don't want to say it. That's what people do. You are good to me, and I will be 100% good to you. If you bite me for the first time, I'm sorry we've been strangers ever since.

In my heart, the person I will never forget is my old father, who has been engaged in the public security front all his life. He has been away from us for more than ten years, and he loves and misses him very much. His old image will live in my heart forever.

Thanks for the time, I quit my job, so that I can stick to it and have a complete family.

Tanabata, to you for not loving me and to me for giving up on you.

The first cup is young and ignorant, and the marriage is too hasty. The second cup is the rest of my life. I only talk about money and don't worry about the third cup. The past will not look back, and the rest of my life will not be on the fourth cup. Time flies and the years are ruthless.

Missing is forever. Let's drink to the past. May you and I have no ups and downs in the future.

I am a post-80s generation who gambled for more than ten years. Now I still owe hundreds of thousands, and my wife and children accompany me to suffer. Now my wife wants to divorce me. I did too many wrong things, and I was really confused and lonely. My dream was shattered. I hope to see friends stay away from gambling. Gambling will break up your wife and children and even ruin your family. Let's drink to the past and do a good job!

I thought he would call me, but I still didn't, but I found someone else to drink, and finally I couldn't help calling him, but I didn't know what to say when I got through, and I hung up without saying anything. Maybe this is telling me something, I should let go in disappointment!

Drink a glass of wine to respect the past, and when you are drunk, you will forget the long sadness.

Tomorrow is his birthday. I want to sing him a birthday song. I want to say happy birthday to him. I want to give him a birthday present. But I have no standing beside you. This is mutually agreed. No longer be disturbed. I drank tonight. I cried when I was walking in the rain. Unscrupulous left tears. Crying in the rain. I can't see my tears. I'm not crying. It is raining. May you stay away. Peace and joy. Happy birthday

In this world, it is very important to cherish the people in front of you. Some love, lost really can't come back. Let's drink to the past and never look back. ...

I changed all my habits just to cater to all your unaccustomed ones, but I finally found out that there are many people better than me who are unaccustomed to you. Why do you like me?

Because I once loved you deeply, because you never loved me, and because I have given up on you!

In order to be with you regardless of everything! To forget all the unpleasantness! Last drink: I finally decided to let you go before our sixth wedding anniversary tomorrow!

You are busy and you are lonely.

Respect the past, love the future, do not look back, do not regret, let love stay in each other's hearts.

Let's drink to the past. May there be years to look back!

The first glass of wine is a dream ... the second glass is for loneliness ... the third glass of wine in life is for you ... and the fourth glass is for myself. ...

The past is like smoke. I missed it and forgot it. A glass of wine passed and I swallowed it all. I didn't mention it or read it.

The farther people are, the farther their hearts are. Husband becomes ex-husband. A glass of wine on Tanabata. Thank you for your abandonment.

I love everything.

Tanabata, I want to propose a toast to you. I will have you in the first half of my life, and drink to our quiet life for the second time.

On the night of Tanabata, a person secretly misses you, but you have no information! ! ! Waiting is very painful. If a glass of wine can forget everything, I would like to drink every pot of wine in the world.

On Tanabata, I'd like to propose three glasses of wine to you. The first glass of wine is to propose that we meet. The second drink is to our love. The third drink is to you, because you hurt me.

The past can't go back, it can only go with the wind! The past never turns back, just a glass of wine! It used to be wine, but now I wake up from it. . Smile is the best representative of the future.

Talking about Qixi pictures

1, the promise still can't reach the time, and love has come to an end in a blink of an eye.

2. How many people started planning to play computer at home on Tanabata as early as before Tanabata?

3. Even the best memories are just the past.

4. When can I get rid of this life? I've had enough.

Your photo is on my desk. I watch you in the morning, at noon, in the afternoon, at night and at night. Gollum, wife, when is dinner?

6, high light flashing; My desire is getting deeper and deeper. I open the curtain, look at the moon and sigh. Especially for the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, looking at the stars from the other side.

7. My tenderness for you and my love for you moisten you like a bubble flower. Love me well and call me often!

8. I think you are not afraid of the milky way barrier. Qian Shan Wanshui does not feel that the road is far; My love for you has crossed a small magpie bridge and has been by your side through difficulties and obstacles. Tanabata is coming, let's be together all our lives!

9. The Cowherd, who stepped onto the Magpie Bridge, doesn't want to say I love you to the Weaver Girl now, because monotonous repetition can't explain the fanatical love in his heart!

10, we are all young, we don't know love, we don't know hate, we don't know pain, we only know injury.

1 1, I am a hypocritical person, because I am afraid of being hurt, so I always like to put myself in a virtual world.

12, in fact, breaking up is not terrible, what is terrible is only the memory that I once had.

13, the jade emperor said: Cowherd and Weaver divorced, Tanabata canceled! ! !

14, no matter what I do, you won't believe me, or even die.

15, you and I met today except my comrade-in-arms, the bright moon on Qixi. Natural cowherd and weaver girl, true love on earth comes to find. Not afraid of Yinhe Road, the bridge will meet sweetly. I only want to be with you in this life. Have fun on Qixi night. Happy tanabata!

16, how to spend Tanabata? Passing by, skipping drunk, crying, laughing, crazy, eating, drinking, sleeping, sad, listening, sorry, skipping, drifting, whoring.

17, a person's tanabata, express my sadness!

18, tender as water, like a dream on Tanabata, looking back at the bridge. If two kinds of feelings last forever, seeing and seeing only exist in each other's minds. Two intimate hearts have already become one, let alone an annual reunion. What can a husband ask for?

19, the world has an end, and I can turn back at any time. I'm afraid you'll have to go alone in the future.

20, Valentine's Day lovers knot lover robbery.

2 1, I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you billions of times, as hot as on the equator.

22. I think our love is not a raging fire, but it is full of flames and heat. But it is a pot of boiling water, bit by bit, the highest will boil!

23. The two most precious words in life are forgiveness!

24. Forget everything in the past, forget you, and erase the traces you left in your memory.

25, Tanabata gives you seven colors of happiness: big mouth, happy orange event, sitting in the golden house, step by step, straight to Qingyun Road, good luck is blue, a generation of purple happiness! Happy tanabata!

26. On Valentine's Day, I look forward to my present. My favorite hug bear, calm down and look forward to it.

27. On July 7th, the seventh day of July, in the Palace of Eternal Life, we secretly told each other in the silent midnight world that we would like to be a pair of love birds in heaven, and we would like to be on earth, with two branches in one tree. !

28. You will always be beautiful in my heart. You are more beautiful on Qixi Bridge. I only love you all my life!

29. The fish said to the water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

30. When a real couple is together, one hour is one second; And when they are apart, one second is an hour, which is exactly what I feel when I am with you, and I love you forever.

3 1, if you don't bother me with texting again, I will block you economically, isolate you politically, torture you mentally, physically destroy you, and abandon you in life-but I still can't bear to part with you after thinking and thinking!

Remember to take care of yourself for me when I'm not around.

33, a person's Tanabata, a person, a person is very good.

Whenever you go back and forth, you always write those letters on the glass, which is the abbreviation of your name.

You are sunbathing, and beggars are sunbathing. .

36. Cars are eager for roads, flowers and plants are eager for rain and dew, and the soul is eager for home. I am eager to spend Tanabata with you. Dear, my love for you will never stop. Happy tanabata!

37. The naturally shy cowherd is pitifully infatuated, but the kind of love created by kindness and persistence itself deserves eternal praise from lovers!

38. I miss you from morning till night, care about you all the time, love you forever, and bless you from beginning to end. I hope you will always be happy.

39. What about Tanabata? I just don't have company.

40. Your love hurts too much, but it is unbearable.

4 1, my heart beats for you every day, I am touched by you all the time, and I worry about you every second. It's good to have you.

42. You don't deserve to spend Valentine's Day with me. April Fool's Day is the most.

43. You are the biggest lie in my life. Talking about Qixi pictures

44, because of suffering, to taste, because moved, to love.

45, xx-xx-xx, there is a meteor shower on Valentine's Day, honey, let's go and see it together.

46. I am a person, not a ball. You can't play if you want, but you can walk out if you want. I have my limits, which makes me very angry, and you can't afford the consequences!

47. I think about you every day and every night. I am always sad because I don't have you. I am sad because I love you. I'm crazy about you all day. Don't let me meet you, or I will shoot.

48. Lovers' Valentine's Day and the enemy's Di Renjie.

49. I lied to convince you, and of course I almost believed it.

50. Why do we persist stubbornly and get only pain?

5 1, I miss those who used to be, because there are my purest thoughts and the most complete hearts.

If I really leave, you will never meet the second me again.

53. Year after year, the day is coming, the story is not finished, and the situation is to be continued. Tell me about those Qixi pictures.

54. At the beginning of life, when you fall in love, you always fail. If you don't know love, please go away, afraid of getting hurt, don't come over, get hurt, get up, come back when you meet love, and put it down when you are in love.

55. Love is caring, love is dedication, it is the pain of missing, it is the sweetness of memories, it is inseparable, and it is the expectation of the morning. . . . . . Honey, how are you?

If I were a song, please sing with me. If I am a gust of wind, please let my love fly with the wind. Because of love, I want to share every happy time in my life with you. Dear, Happy Tanabata!

57. Summer has passed, autumn has come, and the weather is getting cold. Wear more clothes. Today is summer. Greet gently and let friendship warm your heart. Sincere blessing, let the short message convey my friendship: Happy summer and Happy Tanabata!

58. I like you with a blooming time, love you with my whole life, love you with a song and care for you with my whole life. Tanabata is here, and our love will remain the same in this life.

59. The breeze is silent and cool with you; Flowers are silent, and fragrance surrounds the heart; The stream is silent and gentle as a mountain; The truth is speechless, and the short message tells the truth; Tanabata is coming, my heart loves you. Dear, happy tanabata.

60, Tanabata, no matter how busy you are at work, you should give yourself a holiday and put all your troubles down. With a good mood, you can easily spend a wonderful Tanabata. Happy tanabata, I love you.

6 1, I had an accident and twisted my waist. The driver is you, I was hit by love! Hee hee, I love you

62. Tomorrow will be the last Valentine's Day in China before the end of the world. Have you figured out how to spend it with the people you love the most?

63. What is love, what is affection, what is you, what is I I love you, you love me, and the heart of love is zero distance. Happy Valentine's Day, let's be happy together!

64. I have nothing more to say! There is only one thing to tell you: with you, you are everything! Without you, everything is you! Honey, how are you?

65. The relationship between two people is like knitting a sweater. When it was established, it was a needle and a thread, thin and long. Just pull it gently when you remove it.

Maybe I'm immature, but maybe it's because you're too young.

67. My signature is addressed to you, and you didn't understand it until now.

68. Everything I can't let go must be because I can't have it.

69. No matter how much you loved and trusted each other before, once a third party intervened, everything between them, including memories, often seemed so fragile.

70, Tanabata Valentine's Day, will sincerely tell the Queen Mother that the Queen Mother ordered us to be together for a lifetime; Tell the love to the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, and they wish us happiness forever. Tell the story to Cupid. Cupid's message of loving you is not a promise, but an oath.

7 1. Don't ask me how to spend this Tanabata Valentine's Day this year. I really want to skip, skip and muddle along. But I still admit cowardice, and I just feel sad. . .

72. Close my eyes and I see my future.

Look at pictures and talk on Tanabata.

Every Valentine's Day is a pain for single people.

2, cool breeze and bright moon, intertwined with romance; Magpies are graceful and build bridges of love; A little bit of stars make the cowherd and weaver girl complete; Love deeply and express true love: Love you all your life and never part!

Last Valentine's Day, I saw the door of a shopping mall. There is a saying that all lovers in the world are brothers and sisters who have been separated for many years. Okay, let's not say anything. . . . . . Nima is that mall again this year. It says I wish all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers (sisters). . . . . . Brother. . . . . . Sister. . . . . . Rapid progress of the times!

4, a little sad, a little ironic, those who promised a lifetime, you left Russia.

5. Men are women's wings and women are men's feathers.

6. Write it on the slate, on the beach and on the trunk. Finally, in order to let the whole world know that I love you, love you, love you! I will write in rainbow.

7. If you can understand me, will you have a little heartache?

8. Pure blessings, pure wishes, deep joy and deep love. Fragrant flowers and rich chocolate bring me deep Valentine's Day wishes. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day.

9, the Milky Way is wide, blocking the road of marriage, the bridge is curved, building a bridge of happiness, true feelings, endless tenderness, tacit understanding, love you forever, Valentine's Day on Qixi, I wish you happiness!

10, mellow wine, drunk after a drop; Beautiful flowers are intoxicating; The story of Qixi has been told for thousands of years; Love your heart, forever. On Valentine's Day, carve roses into short messages and meet in secret language under the grape trellis.

1 1, I always thought that even if people all over the world abandoned me, you wouldn't give up on me; I always thought that people all over the world had betrayed me and you wouldn't betray me; I always thought that people all over the world were hostile to me and even hated me; You will also stand by me firmly, consistently and never give up. But that's just my idea, not your obsession with me.

12, you are a lover, and you will never be loved in your life; It's you. It's the same in this life. This world only allows you to come.

13, Valentine's Day, I never celebrated Singles' Day.

14, the relationship between two people is like knitting a sweater. When it was established, it was a needle and a thread, thin and long. Just pull it gently when you remove it.

15, I miss you from morning till night, care about you all the time, love you forever, and bless you from beginning to end. I hope you will always be happy.

16, Jumping Altair, Hehan female. Touch your hand and make a loom. There is no chapter all day, and tears are pouring down. The river is clear and shallow, and there are many differences. Between water and water, there are no words.

17, years make me mature, missing makes me long, love makes me intoxicated, missing you makes me sleepwalk, and missing you is better than meeting each other.

18, I still love you, but I don't insist on being together. Because of your words, my heart really hurts.

19, our love is romantic, our hearts are sincere, and our eyes are beautiful. When you are away, I live in warm thoughts and romantic yearning.

20. The busy neon lights in the street are becoming more and more sad. After three or five years of loneliness, I still can't understand a future.

2 1, tears are falling, so I can only assume it's my fault.

22, thank you for your love, let me feel at home! Thank you for your concern, let me warm in my arms from now on! Thank you for your consideration and warmth! At this moment, I want to say thank you, dear!

23. Someone asked me if I was still alone on Tanabata? Nima, will I become a dog?

24. What Tanabata is a TMD commercial festival? The GDp of the fucking hotel has nothing to do with you. So what's wrong with trying to find various reasons to create economic benefits for others? It's not your fault that the fighter plane was left behind. Where's Buddha? The last one is king, but you are not the only one! Those single diaosi people lack exercise. Their father is not Li Gang. They have no house, no car and no good job. They have long been addicted to the other dimensional world! Ho: Have your sister's Tanabata!

I slept soundly in your strong arms tonight. In the shadow, we sang with the willows, breaking the quiet night. Our figure was dragged by the sunset.

26. What is love, what is love, what is you, what is me? I love you, you love me, and the heart of love is zero distance. Happy Valentine's Day, let's be happy together!

27, the pain in my heart, don't say, who knows?

If possible, we can try to be friends.

29. You are my starting point. I want to walk out of a ray of light from you, but I drew a circle, and I realized that you are the center of my life! Tanabata! What a miracle I created on the day when the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl met!

30. If it weren't for that rainy day and that miserable look, how could you see my heart like rain?

3 1, one person's tanabata, one person, one person is very good.

32. There is hope for happiness in life besides memories. The pursuit of dreams, except sweat and smile. Holiday wishes, except lovers and friends, I wish you a happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

Although it's cold, my hands are shaking and people are lazy, it doesn't stop me from sending you a message, because I want to tell you that our love, like a warm current, can melt all the cold.

34, because I love you, I gave up everything; You smile and pretend you don't know.

35. The whole world can see my love. Why can't you feel it?

36. Try to give up, even if you don't give up, you should learn to give up, even if you are helpless ~ ~ ~

37. The naturally shy cowherd is pitifully infatuated, but the kind of love created by kindness and persistence itself deserves eternal praise from lovers!

38. You and I are at the bridge, relatively speechless, warm and melting into the sky, and love is always lingering.

I got your hug, but she got your heart. Look at pictures and talk on Tanabata.

I miss you, but I can't help it. Acacia for you, like lingering feelings, sends my warmest love to you in the distance.

4 1, different time, different place, different people, different space, different face, different language, what remains unchanged is my yearning for you!

42. Don't ask me how to spend this Tanabata Valentine's Day this year. I really want to skip, skip and muddle along. But I still admit cowardice, and I just feel sad. . .

43, the Milky Way is falling, love is boiling, it is better to beg for love. Happy Valentine's Day!

44. On the seventh day of July, in the Palace of Eternal Life, we secretly told each other in the quiet midnight world. We hope to fly in heaven, two birds become one, grow on the earth, two branches of a tree ... the earth lasts forever, and the sky lasts forever; One day both will end, and this endless sadness will last forever.

45. I always want to escape, and I know where I want to escape.

46. On the day when the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet, I want to say that we are so happy, better than the fairy brothers and sisters. I love you, and I will always be with you!

47. Actually, we were all wrong. There is nothing to regret.

48. Tanabata is coming. He finds a lover of the opposite sex for one day. He doesn't kiss or hug. He goes to the movies hand in hand, eats and goes shopping together, then goes home separately and sends messages to each other in the early morning: Let's break up. If both sides have feelings for each other, send a message: Let's go together ~

49, mood phrases-talk about Tanabata gently, don't surprise your dreams; I only wish you have my mood phrase in your dream-talk about Tanabata gently, don't surprise your dream; I just want me in your dreams.

50, Tanabata night, facing the bright moon, let me solemnly make a wish: I will love you forever!

5 1, friends are lights to dispel loneliness and illuminate expectations; Friends are tea, which filters impetuousness and stores tranquility; A good friend is water, which nourishes for a while and keeps fresh for a lifetime; A good friend is sugar, which dilutes bitterness and is full of sweetness. Happy tanabata!

52, your loneliness, I will drive away; My love, you will have it. Let's love each other forever! Those Tanabata have pictures and stories.

Please turn on the phone gently, read the information slowly, smile quietly, and think of me every day. The romantic holiday is coming, and my worries are dribs and drabs. I wish you a happy Tanabata!

54. The meaning of living is not to say: I'm sorry, but to say: It doesn't matter.

55. Niu Wangmo doesn't love Princess Iron Fan, so who is he with?

56. Do you know what I want to be most now? I want to be a big bird, a big bird, and fly to your side as soon as I fly.

57, life is too long, you are just a landscape!

58. Fallen leaves float in the air, but they bring thoughts; Autumn water flows in the water, but it brings concern; Radio waves sent short messages, but they received blessings. Tanabata, you are happy, I am happy.

59. Missing is like moonlight. Although the moon is far away, the moonlight is very close.

60. last romance, years are like water. With your departure, I ruined my years. Do you understand?

6 1, I have been waiting for you, you know, but why didn't you take the initiative to find me?

62. It's a bit tactful for you to enter the injury process.

63. There are seven joys in Tanabata: first, infatuated men and women, second, drinking wine with singing, third, meeting at the Queqiao Bridge, fourth, helping the old man, fifth, reunion tonight, sixth, holding hands with you, and seventh, everlasting love!

Maybe I'm immature, but maybe it's because you're too young.

65. A flower is in full bloom, and two hearts are close together; A feeling came, two hands holding hands; A festival came and two people fell in love. Chinese Valentine's Day, I wish all my dear friends can find love, heart to heart, hand in hand and sweet love.

66. It's Tanabata. Let's go out and have a look. A couple who broke up is a couple!

67, love, this game, it hurts too much! I can't afford to play!

68. Maybe it's fate, but it's more resentment. Whether it is fate or resentment. The encounter in this life makes me cherish what I have more.

69. What are you going to do on Valentine's Day? Passing by, skipping, crying, laughing, eating, drinking, drunk, crazy, sleeping, sad, dodging, skipping, wandering, afraid, but talking about chasing, missing, dodging, reading, listening, thinking, laughing, passing by, being in Weibo, playing games, renting, thinking behind closed doors,.

70. If you don't bother me with texting, I will block you financially, isolate you politically, torture you mentally, destroy you physically and abandon you in my life-but I still can't bear to part with you after thinking about it!

7 1, a heart, you have been bruised all over. So now I choose to give up and set you free.

72. I also want to cry, but what's the use of tears? The milky way is eternal, and the other side is always far away. I just need to bow my head and bow down under the illusory starry sky. I don't want to beg for anything. I just want to express my nostalgia and sadness for my star.

73. Don't let my dream wake up too early. If true feelings and promises become unimportant, what else is worth looking for in this world! Love me forever, okay?

74. There is a person who only misses not contacting; Just pay attention and don't bother.

75. If you still have a small me in your heart, please write back to me. I am crazy, waiting for your reply! Only your letter can save me.

76. I don't want to bother you lightly, but unfortunately I still met a memory that hurt me!

About the mood of Tanabata: "I will cover all your Tanabata in the future."

1. Let's spend Tanabata together! Best friend, I have company. Me? Who is it? Best friend, your boyfriend.

I looked up at the starry sky, where the stars kept flashing as if in tears. I am surprised that every star in the sky has an unforgettable feeling. I looked at those two again and kept flashing. I'm even more surprised that they are still crying? I thought their tears had dried up long ago! I'm trying to find my one, I think it should be the star with tears forever.

Tanabata is amazing, just a Valentine's Day. Single children, don't be afraid or panic!

Someone asked me how to spend Tanabata, and I said, "Why don't you come over after so many years?"

I get angry at the thought of wild animals holding my future daughter-in-law's hand on Qixi Street.

6. See a state: "Tanabata is here, are you still alone?" Someone at the bottom replied, "Paralysis, will I become a dog again?"

God, I didn't even know Tanabata was coming. You think I'm stupid?

8. The most touching words of Tanabata are not "I love you", but "I will have a good Tanabata in the future".

9. If anyone uploads a photo of Ai En on Tanabata, I will cut it off. If you are not together in the future, I will put the photos in a red envelope when you get married.

10. Tanabata plus a horizontal is death. What happened to Tanabata? Children will still pass, and the earth will still turn. Give him a face, and he will be happy. If you don't give him face, he will be on Tuesday at most.

1 1. I get angry at the thought of animals holding my future wife's hand on Qixi Street!

12. On Valentine's Day, go out and recruit some children. Go up and call dad when you see a man. Go up and call mom when you see a woman. If you can disassemble a pair, it's a pair.

13. I get angry at the thought of a slut holding my future husband's hand in the street on Tanabata!

14. Dearest, no: I will write a love letter to you, not the longest and most touching, not the best and most intimate, but I will take good care of you in the future Tanabata.

15. When I say Tanabata, I will bravely say to you, "You fucking dumped me, and I will tell you that you should fucking regret it!"

16. I want to hire two children on Tanabata. Call dad when you meet a man, and call mom when you meet a woman. Couples can be separated. .

17. Tanabata is coming. A friend asked me, is Tanabata still alone? At that time, I was very angry. Can I become a dog?

18. Cowherd and Weaver Girl have nothing to envy, and it is even more incredible to designate Tanabata as China Valentine's Day-are we begging China's lovers to be desolate people across the river? But the old saying "Daughter's Day" is more pertinent-which woman doesn't need to be smart? In the old society where men dominated everything, in the modern society where women are more eager for happiness.

19. [Oh, Tanabata, if you give him a face, he will have Tanabata. If you don't give him face, he will be on Tuesday at most. ]

20. The most touching words of Tanabata are not "I love you", but "I will have a good Tanabata in the future".