Jokes about losing weight wechat jokes

1, my weight is obviously overweight. At the initiative of my mother, I insisted on 10 moderate exercise for more than 0 days. One day, under the supervision of my mother, I weighed myself. Instead of losing weight, I gained a little weight. Mother said, "Moderate exercise doesn't seem to have any effect on you." I said, "Why doesn't it work? The most obvious thing is that I can eat one or two more bowls after each exercise. "

2. Have dinner with friends. His wife got 150 Jin. I joked: "Sister-in-law. How long is your meat! ? "Sister-in-law sighed:" Me too 100 Jin. " Who knows that if he grows a catty, he will gain half a catty! ! ! "

At the entrance of the operating room, the doctor who was sweating and soaking wet said to his family, "Sorry, we tried our best!" Family members heard the news and cried; "Really ... are you really powerless?" The doctor shook his head and sighed, "Your daughter is so fat that we really can't move on the operating table."