Talking about the Funny Proportion of Hot Death in Autumn

Tell me a funny story about hot death in autumn:

1. In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue, and only a garlic between me and scallops.

2. Don't make friends with people in cities below 40 degrees.

When it's hot, you can call for rain with peace of mind. Be agitated, bid farewell to the past and look forward to happiness. Overcoming emotions with reason is often associated with optimism. Don't look too far, embrace the beauty in front of you. May happiness be with you from now on

I've been thinking that if I kidnap the headmaster, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live.

5. Buy a mat and sleep as an electric blanket.

6, dying, lying in bed, squatting; Exaggerated mat, teppanyaki; After getting up, steam; Go out to cook; Swimming, boiling; On the way back, it blew up; Go into the house and go back to the pot.

7. I spent an hour putting on makeup and opened the door without makeup.

8. I accidentally dropped a piece of paper money, but I fell asleep when I didn't pick it up. I was distressed when I looked at it.

9. All the beggars who were kneeling and writing chalk and pretending to be ill left.

10, it's so hot, eat a cold dish while it's hot!