Say your stupid humorous sentences.

1. You want to keep her by hook or by crook. Have you ever thought about me?

Don't use your ignorance as an excuse to be shameless.

3, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.

4, a wife with a heart, no love.

In my mind, I asked Hongyan about the bright moon and spring breeze a million times. I hope Hongyan will bring my attachment to you. May the bright moon bring you my greetings; May the spring breeze convey my regards to you!

6, crying for a long time will be tired, and it will hurt for a long time. This is just someone else's idea.

7. As long as the hoe jumps well, is there a corner that can't be dug down?

8. Sometimes I am so stupid that I can't help laughing at myself when I think about it.

9. No matter the storm. I will always be by your side, so that you won't feel the slightest worry and fear.

10 We always complain that time passes too fast, and some things have been lost before we have time.

1 1, really creative, really brave to live!

12, I laugh at the thought of you, like a fool.

13. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother.

14, silly person, silly moved, let me silly love once.

15, although he tried his best to suppress the activity of his brain nerve, everything that happened in that long time kept coming into his memory.

16, female, sweet tooth, very fat! This woman has a hobby: she hates ants and kills them when she sees them. Ask his old saying: this little thing loves sweets so much and has such a thin waist.

17, one flower and one world, one leaf and one pursuit. A song and a sigh, a person's life.

18, everyone wants to meet someone in the best years, but it is often when they meet someone that they will have the best years.

19, perhaps, you never know that you love so deeply, but there is a fool waiting for you silently.

20. When crying, I just bumped into your eyes.