All the lines of Yun-peng Yue's happy cross talk style

A: My name is Yun-peng Yue. Let me talk to him for you.

B: Wait a minute. What do you mean by him?

A: What's wrong?

What's my name, not you?

Do you have a name?

B: Nonsense, can we have no name?

Ok, his name is.

B: What's your name?

Blackie, the two of us.

B: Wait a minute. What is Blackie?

A: rhubarb

No, you said it was a dog's name.

Could you say your name again?

B: What's it called?

What's your name?

B: Sun Yue.

A: We are very happy that Mr. Sun, the crosstalk performer Sun Yue, is standing on this stage. We also saw a large audience. To be honest, if we can't have so many audiences today, we must perform for you.

B: You have to act, too.

A: Of course, everyone is very enthusiastic and presents our best programs to you.

B: How many people didn't come?

A: Yes, if there are five spectators today.

B: Just five people.

A: We will also perform and dedicate our best program to you.

B: OK.

A: If an audience comes today.

Act as usual

A: No more performances.

B: Why don't you act?

A: An audience can't act.

B: Why?

A: You know, the two of us walked onto the stage and found an audience today.

B: One person.

A: It is inevitable that you will be a little lost.

B: What was that?

A: It must be implemented. What should the audience ask?

B: What do these audiences want?

A: Of course, I asked again. The audience said, guys, stop it. Let's fight the landlord. Do you want to fight or not?

B: Do you know how old he is?

A: How big are you going to fight with others?

B: I can't fight no matter how hard I fight.

A: You can't fight at all.

I lost again.

A: Friends, this is nonsense. There can't be an audience at the Spring Festival party.

It's impossible.

A: The audience enthusiastically came to watch the program.

B: Today is China New Year.

A: There are songs and dances, cross talks and sketches. To tell the truth, I didn't know the difference between crosstalk and sketch when I was a child.

B: You can't figure out these two doors.

A: I don't know. Just funny.

Funny art

A: I won't know until I grow up.

I see.

A: The sketch is different from ours.

Tell me about it.

He is the boss here.

B: I came up with someone.

A: This crosstalk is very different. It is said that it is difficult for actors to describe a scene and outline a picture. Tell the truth.

B: It's difficult.

A: It's not quite the same as this movie.

B: Another way to express movies.

A: The stitching lens shows the story.

montage

A: This is called montage. A good movie is really worth seeing.

B: That's right.

A few years ago, there was a good movie called Two Generations of Love. This is a 3D movie. Some friends say what a 3D movie is. Let me explain a 3D movie to you. 3D movies are just movies made by my second brother. My second brother can't come. My second brother is in a hurry.

B: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

A: Last year, there was a movie called Guan Yunchang, and my second brother finally stood up.

B: That's enough. enough

Boss, not yet.

B: OK, OK, you're not talking nonsense.

That's nonsense

B: B: The 3D movie was not made by my second brother, but by my third brother, Zhang Fei.

A: It is also possible that Friar Sand took it.

I understand everything.

Do you think second brother is angry?

Who's angry?

A: Second brother is angry. Look at that.

Don't say that.

A: You can take one, too.

What should I shoot?

A: The beautiful times of Gao Laozhuang.

Forget it.

A: Gao Lao Zhang Feijia.

B: OK, OK.

A: Gao Laozhuang's embarrassment is wonderful!

B: Sorry, no, don't talk nonsense. 3D refers to shooting techniques and perspectives.

A: Yes, that's right.

B: Sanwei, what was the name of the first movie you saw?

A: Avanti

Look at you, damn it.

A: just get used to it

B: Why are you used to it? Give it back to two generations. That is wrong.

A: What?

It's called Avatar.

Yes, Avatar.

B: bird knight

A: Look at the way he died. Look at him.

So, we rode the right bike.

Avatar, a good movie, is worth seeing.

B: Very successful.

A: Good crosstalk is also worth listening to.

B: That's right.

A: I just said that this movie belongs to science fiction.

science fiction

A: To be honest, I don't like this kind of movies very much.

B: You don't like it.

A: It's a bit fake. I prefer to watch movies with rural themes.

Compared with ordinary people.

Of course, I made a movie last year.

B: You're still making a movie.

A: Just for fun. It lies in. I play a person in it, this person.

Wait a minute, I don't understand what you said.

A: What's wrong?

You made a movie, Yu Yu. What is Yu Yu?

A: Let me ask you, how do you say Hong Kong dialect?

B: Cantonese.

Yes, Yu,

B: Henan dialect

A: That's right.

B: Why don't you speak Henan dialect?

It may sound strange.

B: No foreign flavor, foreign flavor or anything. What you said later was also wrong. What do you mean, I'm playing alone in it?

A: It's human.

Do you need to tell me?

A: People in the animal world don't look for me. This is a good movie. At that time, the film was shown in this theater, and other theaters showed Hollywood blockbusters.

The brave.

A: Yes, it all lies in. Very beautiful. From the heart.

Wait a minute, don't worry. I am bored. Isn't this nonsense?

Who's fooling around?

B: Any foreign film can speak Henan dialect.

A: Certainly.

B: Let's see, there was a death squad 2 the other day, just like a tough guy fighting. The one in your place also speaks Henan dialect.

A: Certainly.

B: If it weren't for that, could I see it?

A: Great.

B: That sounds good.

Stallone shot you. Oh, my God, Schwarzenegger. Oh, my God, it hurts.

B: For boys.

A: Very good.

B: there is no translation for this.

A: Stop it. The world-famous movie Titanic still speaks English and moves the audience.

B: Just a moment, please.

A: The moved audience shed tears.

Forget it, don't be so hasty. Titanic, also known as Titanic, hit an iceberg. It's a disaster movie, it's a Yu language. So it's not a disaster film, but a comedy film.

A: How come?

Seriously, have you seen this movie?

I saw it.

B: After a careful look, how about imitating one of the Henan dialect bridges?

Imitate one of the clips. When the boat is folded, so is Mandarin. After the ship landed, it was Mandarin.

B: What about Henan dialect?

A: Click.

B: To tell you the truth, it's the first time I've heard this kind of sound effect with dialect.

A: That's great.

That's more like it. You have to imitate two people.

A: Then imitate one of the classic clips.

B: debris

A: Shredded pork, this shredded pork.

Shredded pork, do you have any meat stuffing?

What do you mean by minced meat?

What is shredded pork?

The heroine, Ross

God, she's so happy.

A: Yes, this shredded pork has such a section in the trampoline.

B: Wait a minute. Shredded pork jumped out of bed.

What kind of bed do you jump on?

I heard you say jump out of bed.

Jump off a boat

B: Isn't that still a bed?

Jump off a boat

Are you sure your boat has no legs?

Yeah, yeah.

Have you thought it over?

No, the shredded pork stays in this bed.

On the bed, what is that?

A: Bosun, the fence of the ship, you will jump if you stay so long.

B: Jack came over and started chatting, didn't he?

This is the first time they have met. There are classics. Please imitate them.

B: Imitate this. What are you doing?

A: Shredded pork.

This is shredded pork.

A: Jack smokes a cigarette and competes with Yu Qian.

B: let's play.

Connie, what did you do?

I feel as if we met in a cornfield. Look at the shredded pork. It's almost dry.

A: Get out.

B: What?

A: Get out.

Why are you talking to me so loudly?

A: Get out.

Oh, get out

Jump off a boat

B: Jump off the boat and you smoke on the hemp tendon.

A: What,

B: Jump off the boat.

A: Well, don't jump.

Look at this damn thing.

A: Don't jump. The sea is very cold. What? The sea is very cold. How cold it is.

B: Just to be clear, this cigarette is enough to stop smoking.

A: How cold it is, but cool can cool.

B: These two people can't talk. this is

A: Don't jump. Look at you, Ni. You look energetic.

There is no translation for this.

A: Good movie.

No, I didn't see it.

A: How about this? Two people perform Titanic, the most classic clip.

B: What?

A: After the ship broke down, how about the two of us staying in the water, using spare words and moving the audience?

B: One of the hero and heroine was lying on the board, the other was immersed in the water, and life and death parted, and finally the hero sank.

A: How about it?

Classic, okay?

A: Everyone said, can we come?

B: Can this move everyone?

No problem.

B: Well, then tell everyone who will come to Jack and who will come to shredded pork.

A: Jack, I want this, and you want shredded pork. I said just now that I like this rich one.

B: think about it first. I want shredded pork. I will lie prone on this board. How big is it? If you had such a big piece, wouldn't the whole ship be saved?

A: That's true.

B: Isn't this nonsense? You have shredded pork.

A: Then I'll have shredded pork. You come to Jack. All right, let's get started. You come here, and I will come there.

B: Come on, let's, no, let's start soaking in the water.

A: OK, distinguish between men and women. I want to make up. Is it New Year? I have to make up during the New Year.

B: It's for a short skirt. Your waist is too high. Can you discuss something here? Can I not save you?

I don't want to talk to you yet.

B: Son, why do you look like this and go by boat? Your ear is leaking, son.

A: How about it?

B: Great. What a big face.

Yes, let's get started.

B: Let's get started. There is only one board. Where are the boards? Don't lie down. No one is lying down.

A: Then I'll lie on the ground.

B: That's good. What if I come back to withdraw money? Well, it's like a boat board, so you can use it as a pawn.

Do it, do it, do it, and stay there.

B: Drag and press this end.

A: What about you?

B: You give me a corner to pick it up, or I will sink. You understand, okay? Let's get started.

Let's go, Jack.

B: Shredded pork.

Here comes the water.

make tea

A: What kind of water will make tea?

B: Isn't the boiled water seller here?

A: What boiled water, sea water?

Oh, the sea, it's my fault. It slipped my mind. When I look at you like this, I think of my aunt who sent boiling water.

Jack, please come again.

B: Shredded pork.

Here comes the water.

Can you help me rub my back?

No, you came to take a shower.

B: Not the sea. This is a bathing beach.

A: What bath? We're gonna die. We parted and soaked in the water of iceberg Shanghai.

B: Well, parting from life and death, running in the iceberg Shanghai water.

Yeah, yeah.

B: Let's get this straight. What you said is wrong. We are all soaked in water. Why did you return the water? You don't think we died happily, do you?

The water is coming, isn't it?

B: It's already in the water.

A: OK, OK, OK.

B: There is no such sentence.

Jack

B: Shredded pork, I may die. You should live well.

A: Medium.

B: What did she say, shredded pork?

Jack

You should keep healthy. If you find the right family, you have to take a step forward.

A: Yes.

B: I should have died a long time ago, shredded pork.

Jack

B: We haven't had time to chat since we met. We have been busy all day. We are either painting or taking a bus. Look, I'm dying. Don't you have anything to tell me?

Can I say something?

B: Go ahead.

A: I did.

B: Go ahead.

Jack

B: It's me.

Kill you, you son of a bitch

B: Don't come.

Extended data

Yun-peng Yue,1born on April 5, 985, is from Puyang, Henan. Deyun Society Young Crosstalk Actor, Chinese Mainland Film Actor. He and Sun Yue, Yan are also called "four fewer virtues".