Humorous homophonic sentences with stomachache

Humorous homophonic sentences with stomachache (I) 1. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu rode together, with a cliff in front. Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse." Zhang Fei said, "I'm happy." Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse."

2. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group was dissolved. The bear talked privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...

3. You don't even add my WeChat, so what do you add, Canada?

I told Feng that it was windy in the west, and Feng DuDu said, "You are like a watermelon".

5. Teacher: What is four plus one? Xiaoming: Six minus one Teacher: Why do you say that when you know the answer? Xiaoming: Because we young people don't talk about martial arts.

6. "Why does the White Lady let Xu Xian go every time she is angry and sings?" "Because she is best at snake music."

7. It's so hot that we are familiar with each other.

8. One day, the boy was cleaning the table and accidentally killed two ants. Here comes a little ant. The boy asked it, "Little ant, where are your parents?" The little ant said, "You wiped it to death."

9. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because people often say that you are so thin.

10. If Huang Ting can't find it, go and find it-ah.

1 1. Nezha asked Wukong: "Demon, dare you!" Wukong: "Love me like … like you said?"

12. The Wulin leader was cornered by him and sat on the ground, covering his wound, waiting for the knife to fall. Instead, he drew his knife back, fell to his knees, and muttered painfully, "She's gone ... even if she unified the Jianghu for me ... what can she do?" The martial arts leader said huskily to him, "a bucket of paste ... can post a lot of searches for you."

13. Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked alike. One barks at home and the other barks outside. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case list and asked who the sick person was. Take a closer look, it's the turtle at home.

14. Because he was afraid of the night, he got an overnight certificate.

15. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?

16. Even I don't cherish it. Empresses in the Palace, what do you cherish?

17. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck says it's time to eat. Close the book, close it, close it, make it up. Did you hear that?

18. I just went out and accidentally hit my knee. It's a pity that I hit my knee. I hit my knee. Did you hear that?

19. Xiaoming doesn't feel well, so he went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said "laryngitis" and his throat said "hi".

20. Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my baby juice?

Humorous homophonic sentences with stomachache (Chapter II) 2 1. Even I can't do it, so what are you going to do with the upper sword?

22. Conan has always been used to Xiaolan. He is really a master at using Xiaolan.

23. The small animals are eating, but the elephant is very angry. So this is the Meteorological Bureau.

24. Yang poisoning, Ouyang Feng detoxification. He said to the little dragon girl: don't look at me, little dragon girl received: green ... grass has become more fragrant to me?

25. The mushroom was walking on the road and was hit by an orange. "I have no eyes, go to hell," said the mushroom angrily. "Then the orange died. Because bacteria will kill oranges, oranges must die. .

26. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."

Once upon a time, the snake wanted the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. Snakes can't. Did you hear that?

28. A teenager ate his classmate, who was just a teenager.

29. The male shark was shocked by the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the policeman asked him why. He said indignantly, "I just want to take two photos with her."

30. When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the Queen Mother asked, "Is your son tired during this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"

3 1. What Lu Tihai said was very touching, and everyone said that he was very touching and wise.

32. I just ate the pills given by the doctor and felt a little bitter, so I put some dates in my chopsticks. After eating, I became impatient. It turns out that I ate chopsticks, dates and pills.

33. It's 36 degrees hot today. I went to buy two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we cooled off the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.

34. Mother Cat scolded the kitten and said, "Why did you tear the mouse you caught to pieces? Is it cruel of you not to do so? " Li Qu, the kitten, said, but the mouse slices are really delicious.

35. Fried eggs fall in love with poached eggs. It played the guitar and went downstairs to the poached egg house, singing: This is a little love song about fried eggs.

36. When I was in Gucci, my tears were always Parapara Dior.

37. The Queen is dead. Other ants have been clamoring that we don't have a queen. We have nothing in the future. Did you hear that? We have nothing in the future.

38. I went to school today, and the teacher asked me where the books were.

39. Yongqi helped the grandmother to bathe and even pulled out the grandmother mud.

40. If you don't even hold my hand, what do you hold? Holding hands with Guanyin?