Complete works of Shanxi Wanrong jokes

Complete Works of Shanxi Wanrong Jokes

Complete Works of Shanxi Wanrong Jokes:

1. beginning of autumn, who doesn't aim at cooling down, is playing hooligans!

2. In the summer of 213, it was very hot. A sparrow that landed on the roof was burnt by a tile and fell to the ground. The cat ate the sparrow and burned its tongue.

3. Nima! It's hot today! Peeing on the main road, lifting my pants, and not even looking at the watermark! ! !

4. In this weather, sitting in a dark room without electricity and touching the straw mat under me, I suddenly understood the mood of steamed buns.

5. I feel that there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue?

6. It's hot enough to walk in the street, and it's not hot enough to see beautiful women wearing so little in the street.

7. It's above 4℃ every day, and I have to go out to run business. It's true that the barbecue business has developed rapidly, and now it has developed to every household.

8. Chat with friends on the phone. My friend said: Now I work overtime until eight o'clock every day.

I wonder: What salary does the boss give you and you still give him overtime?

the friend said: you are stupid! Don't you have to pay the electricity bill to turn on the air conditioner when you go home?

9. Recently, the high temperature continued. A black man in Lu Yu asked: Can you tell me whether it's hot here or in Africa?

the black man replied:? I repeat, I'm not from Africa, I got a tan here!

1. A man was driving his wife out on business on a tricycle. Just after he left the alley, he was hit by a car. The man flew several meters away and immediately stood up. When the daughter-in-law looked anxious, she could still stand up after flying so far.

The man looks helpless: hot. . .

Complete Works of Shanxi Wanrong Jokes:

1. What is the busiest day? Another day? Because people often say? Let's get together sometime? ; What was the farthest time? Next time? Because people often say? Do come next time? .

2. It's usually fat to stand and talk like it hurts, because we have no waist.

3. In fact, there is no road on the ground, so there are many people walking? Our company went bankrupt.

4. Xiao San is the greatest woman in the world. She bears the blame, but she helps you recognize men.

5. Most people have only two criteria for so-called success: the score when they were young and the amount of money when they grew up.

6. As many as 25% of the prison population in the United States are white, which really surprises me. Do you really need that many prison guards? !

7. Women are the same as slot machines: if you want to play, you have to invest money, and if you want to play, you have no money, someone is waiting to play.

8. through my hard work, I have achieved half my dream? I have grown up.

9. I used to be stupid because I was young and courageous; Now I'm being mean because I'm threatened by aging.

1. Eat, drink and have a computer, It's a Wonderful Life.

11. No matter how tired and bitter you are, consider yourself as two hundred and fifty, and no matter how difficult and dangerous you are, consider yourself as a two-faced person. ;