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Maybe it's because I'm hungry

Miss a 1 m 67,60 kg. She'll never be able to wear size S clothes .. She works in a foreign company, and all the female colleagues around her hug her waist. For lunch, she ate an apple and a cup of black coffee. Miss A cooks her own lunch every day. Curry beef boiled chicken legs, Dongpo pork, tomatoes, scrambled eggs, spicy tofu, vinegar, shredded potatoes, dried seaweed and white gourd. In a good mood, she will fry a beautiful poached egg and spread it on the lunch box.

Miss A also hates the fat around her waist and the thick thighs, but she can't give up her rich and exquisite lunch box. Once Miss A wanted to have a simple lunch. She only brought an apple. But in the afternoon, her stomach began to scream in pain, as if a small animal was biting, scratching her heart and liver, which was very painful. She didn't listen to a word the director said at the meeting. She just wants to go home from work, buy a good piece of pork belly downstairs, cook it, slice it, stir-fry garlic and pepper with hot oil, put a little bean paste and rock sugar, and pour trembling meat slices. It is simply the most beautiful music. There is also an eggplant in the refrigerator, boiled in water, torn into strips by hand, poured with sesame sauce and Chili oil, poured with a little balsamic vinegar and sprinkled with chopped green onion. This is what Miss A's mother taught her. It's delicious. Miss a's nose is sour and she almost cried. She stood up at once and stammered, Director, I don't feel well. I'm on leave. Then she hurried back, screwed on her bag and rushed out of the office.

In the evening, Miss A will lie on the sofa, and there will always be bananas, mangoes, longan and grapes in the fruit basket on the coffee table. She can put her feet up, read magazines or talent shows, and then reach for fruit to eat. Or there is yogurt and bread in the refrigerator. Miss a feels very satisfied. She doesn't have to worry about starving. There is always plenty of food waiting for her to enjoy at any time. However, Miss A also feels a little sorry. If she can eat and wear a smaller skirt, the world will be more perfect.

While Miss A is still eating lunch contentedly every day, she meets Mr. B. Mr. B is tall 1 m 82, slender and well-proportioned, with broad shoulders. It seems that you can still see a little abdominal muscles through your shirt. Miss A likes Mr. B not only because Mr. B is good-looking, but also because Mr. B will laugh happily when he hears her jokes. Miss a's deer collided. Whenever Mr. B is around, she will pretend that she doesn't care and look away, but she can't help but listen to his every word. We all went out to eat teppanyaki that day. Miss A was taken in by the cow's tongue and almost swallowed her own. Mr. B sat next to her, sipping sake leisurely, spitting out a sentence, eating so much, be careful not to get married if you get fat again.

The speaker may be unintentional, but the listener is intentional. After listening, Miss A never touched chopsticks again. She is listless at home, standing in front of the big mirror in the bathroom, her abdomen is uneven, her hips are slack, her thighs are obviously too thick, and her chin is too thick. As long as she looked down, she could see a layer of meat. Miss a is ashamed of herself in front of the mirror. She knows that if she doesn't dislike curry beef's roast chicken legs, Dongpo pork, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, spicy tofu, vinegar, shredded potatoes, dried seaweed and wax gourd, she will always look like that in the mirror. Besides, Mr. B always laughs at her for eating too much and being too fat.

Miss a will never bring a box lunch again. She doesn't even eat apples, but drinks a cup of black coffee or boiled water. At the meeting, she still felt that the little monster in her stomach was biting her, but she wouldn't stand up again and rush home to cook a big meal to fill her stomach. She endured hunger and decided to forget all the food and say goodbye to them. She used to love them, but now she has decided to love a man. In order to get Mr. B, Miss A has to break up with all her former lovers. curry beef, they made chicken legs, Dongpo pork, tomatoes, scrambled eggs, spicy tofu, vinegar, potatoes, shredded seaweed and wax gourd. After doing 50 squats and 50 sit-ups every night, Miss A deeply misses her former lover, and then falls asleep in tears.

Miss a quickly lost weight, with a sharp chin and a thin waist. She can put on a narrow skirt and suspenders. Everyone says you look good. Miss a smiled a little bitter, and she said, yes, it may be because of lovelorn. That night, she met Mr. B. He took a petite girl with him. The girl took his arm and kept smiling. No matter what Mr. B says, she can keep her head down. Miss a suddenly lost her mind. She seems to have made a mistake. It turns out that what Mr. B wants is not a girl who makes him laugh, but a girl who he can make her laugh. Miss a suddenly ha ha smiled. She drank a lot of wine and was a little unsteady, but she grabbed her bag and staggered towards the door. She wants to go home soon.

My friend saw Miss A and said you looked so pale. What happened? Miss a said calmly, maybe because I'm hungry, I'm going home for dinner.