Homophonic copywriting that makes people call themselves sick.

Homophonic copywriting that makes people call themselves sick.

1. Follow me. If you can catch me, I'll give you a meeting to catch up.

The tiger in the zoo gave the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate

3. Find out where the undercover's hometown is. Undercover's home is on the Songhua River in the northeast.

4. My stomach is very good in hungry oh, so I will punch my stomach with clenched fists to help me export my hunger.

5. Do you believe in religion? I came back to teach. Our main task is to sleep.

6. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you an idiot and I am a baby?

7. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams, because Starbucks.

8. The most annoying animal is the gorilla, because it knocks on its chest.

9. Fahai will never become a rapper, because he will never let go of snakes.

10. What happens when cats call dogs and crows? Chickens will be left to those who are prepared.

1 1. Why does Auntie never sweat, because Auntie is afraid of leaving her?

12. I was just reported by my neighbor to disturb the people because I was too poor.