What's the humor of drying meat?

1, women always think they are too fat and other women are thin.

Everyone knows that I have gained weight, and it turns out that everyone's eyes are discerning. No wonder I always feel that the weather is getting warmer and I can wear less clothes.

3. I want to be as thin as a flash of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

4. Eat and sleep every day. Only meat is left, like a pig waiting to be slaughtered.

5, don't call others rude when you see that they are a little fat!

6. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you gain weight, it's yours.