Humorous jokes in an emergency

The father told his son a story: a long time ago, there was a frog …

Son: Are there any science fiction stories?

Father: A long time ago, there was a frog in space …

Son: Do you have any restricted classes?

Father: Shh ~ Keep your voice down, don't let me hear you. Once upon a time, there was a frog with no clothes on …

One day, Shuai Shuai was fishing by the river. A little frog jumped into his bucket and he fished it out.

The little frog said to him, "handsome boy, actually I'm from the princess." If you kiss me, I will become a person. "

Xiao Shuai just said, "Really?" Put the frog in your pocket, pack up and go home.

After a walk, the little frog said in his pocket, "I am a beautiful princess." Please kiss me. I will accompany you 10 days after I become a human. "

Xiao Shuai just said, "Really?" Keep walking.

After a long walk, the little frog said, "When I become a beautiful princess, will I be your wife?"

"Thank you, I'm married," Xiao Shuai said, and then walked on.

Almost home, the little frog was anxious: "It doesn't matter if you have a wife, I can be your little wife."

"I've had enough of having a wife." Xiao Shuai was not tempted.

The little handsome was about to enter the house when the little frog shouted, "What do you want from me? Why don't you just let me go! "

"I let you go," Xiao Shuai said proudly. "My buddy must be envious when he knows that I have a talking frog!"

There is a young man who is 270 cm tall. Because he is too tall, his life is very inconvenient. He wanted to be short, so he went to the wizard for help. The wizard told him, "There is a big stone in the pond near the forest. There is a magic frog on the big stone. When you see it, ask it if it wants to marry you, and it will say' no', so your height will be shortened by 30 cm. " Ha, great, young man. Let's go at once. Sure enough, I saw a frog on a big stone in a pond near the forest. He immediately asked, "Frog, will you marry me?" . The frog gave him a disdainful look and said firmly, "No!" " "The young man was 30 centimeters shorter at once, and he was very happy. But he thought 240 cm was still too high, so he asked, "Frog, will you marry me?" "The frog said impatiently," No! ".So the young man took it and was 30 centimeters shorter. The young man thought, "2 10 cm is still a little high, and 180 cm is the best. I just need to ask again. So he asked the frog again, "Frog, will you marry me?" The frog couldn't help it. He said angrily, "Are you bored? " ! How many times do you have to tell me to stop? I'm telling you-no! Don't! Don't! Don't! No way! "