Eight answers to the humorous cries of Chinese exercise books

1. Why does the author say that the cry of "Stinky Dried Tofu" is "like a cynical irony"? The author said, "Every time I hear it, I always feel cold and funny.". Why does the author feel "cold"? There are many small things in daily life, as long as you observe them carefully, there will be new developments. Please write a paragraph of about 3 words about the hawking you have heard. 1.。 "Tell the truth, sell fake drugs" and "sell dog meat" are common faults in the world, but the hawking of "stinky tofu" is consistent with words and deeds, worthy of the name.

2. At that time, the country was in turmoil and the people were in poverty, but the newspaper sellers seemed to stay out of it, as if any national event was only worth two coppers.

3. In the morning, they peddled. Soon the vegetable seller came: "Eggplant, lentil, cucumber, tomato … buy it!" " This vegetable seller is really capable. I wish I could not report all the vegetables in his car at one go. After a while, the garbage collector came, carrying a big sack and shouting at the top of his voice, "I'll buy the junk!" "