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520 A person’s post on Moments is about the copywriting

1. Do you want a dog at home? A single one!

2. A simple child is listening to a single love song.

3. Instead of being a world for each other, it is better to form a universe of our own

4. "How do you want to pass 520?" "Skip it."

5. Ugly people need to be over 520, and beautiful people sell air conditioners.

6. After being single for a long time, I don’t even like you anymore.

7. Love can come later, but takeout cannot

8. Heroes do not care about their origins, and singles do not care about their age

9. I wish everyone has love and I Having money

10. My main ingredient is 99% cuteness + 1% singleness

11. Interesting singleness is better than makeshift love.

12. When single sisters walk together, whoever holds hands first is the dog

13. We: bored at home, others: squeezed dry

14. Human love is too much It’s vulgar, it’s better to watch the sunrise alone

15. My main ingredients: 2% cute + 98% single.

16. We agreed to be single together, but you secretly flirted with the cat.

17. Is there anyone who accepts idle treasures? Anyway, I am idle when I am idle

18. It is not that easy to show affection. Single dogs also have their tempers

19 , As long as I post 520 on Moments, everyone will remember that I am single again

20. After all, people who want to be rich must not let their feet be held back by love

21. The dog will live until you This age is long gone, you should be single.

22. On Valentine’s Day, I wish all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters!

23. If you give him face, he will be 520, if you don’t give him face, he will be Wednesday!

24. Showing affection is not that easy, single dogs also have their own tempers.

25. The world is too big and I still meet you; the world is too small and I still miss you.

26. I am not afraid of living alone in 520. I am afraid of living with someone else with the person I like.

27. Compared with 520, I prefer 502. It is firm and will never be separated.

28. If you don’t like me, please donate your eyes to those in need.

29. We are not suitable for you. You are suitable for something better, not the best like me.

30. I can face anyone’s departure calmly, but you are an exception.

31. Valentine’s Day is coming, and I wonder if someone will fall out.

32. Only in the darkest night can you see the most beautiful stars, and the same is true in life.

33. The beauty and loneliness deep in the soul always need a person to understand.

34. For people like me who are afraid of trouble and pain, being single is more suitable for me.

35. Stop saying that you are single. At your age, dogs will die of old age.

36. Stop saying you have loneliness and strong alcohol. In fact, you are a single dog.

37. I want to go to the movies with my partner tomorrow. Do you have any good partners to recommend?

38. I have finally ended my single life for more than half a year, and now the second half of the year begins.

39. Don’t show off your partner on Valentine’s Day. It won’t be good for anyone if you do it again.

40. On Valentine’s Day, I will play Lianliankan for a whole day to eliminate pairs.

41. God is very fair. He will let you celebrate Singles’ Day and will not let you celebrate Valentine’s Day.

42. If you are single, it doesn’t matter. Just call me daddy. A family now.

43. You would rather be a dog than come and confess to me. I will remember this blood feud first.

44. I wish my boyfriend a happy "520". Since I don't have a boyfriend, I won't send it privately.

45. My partner asked me to spend "520" together tomorrow? Xiang said: No, the zoo won't let me.

46. God is very fair. He will let you celebrate Singles’ Day, but he will not let you celebrate Valentine’s Day.

47. The whole world is full of the sour smell of love, but I am the only one who exudes the fragrance of being single.

48. I am always somewhere you can’t see, watching you but you never turn around and notice your smile.

49. I told all the lies and you believed them all. I love you simply, but you still don’t believe it.

50. Games can accompany me for a lifetime. If you can too, I will no longer play games and only beat you.

51. It will be 520 soon, which 250 will show me affection? , I used 502 to seal his mouth.

52. I’ll spend Valentine’s Day alone, 520 alone, and if I have the ability, let me spend the exam alone.

53. If you don’t want to be single on Valentine’s Day and watch others show off your affection, just take the initiative to confess your love to me.

54. Don’t be too competitive. Be down-to-earth and be yourself. If you have to compete, then compete with who got up early.

55. Some people say they don’t care about certain things on the surface, but you don’t know. In fact, how important it is to me.

56. It’s almost 520. If you are still single, you can consider coming to me. I have dog food here.

57. Everyone says that I am single. Haha, it’s really funny. Aren’t we all the same? Are you twin?

58. Let me rent myself out and play the role of a cold war with you. My girlfriend doesn’t answer calls or respond to messages.

59. The most touching thing my boyfriend has done is not to disturb me, and he hasn’t shown up yet.

60. It’s 520 today. I have nothing to give, just a few who like to show affection, and leave my circle of friends.

61. Hello everyone, this is my second cup at half price, (oh sorry, I can drink two cups by myself), thank you.

62. The boat of friendship capsizes at every turn, and the giant ship of love sinks at every turn. Only the single boat remains standing.

63. After falling in love with you, I changed from a single with no worries to a single with worries.

64. Many people don’t need to see each other again because they are just passing by. Forgetting is the best memorial we can give each other.

65. Don’t mess with me that day. You don’t know. If you mess with me, your phone will ring as soon as I call you.

66. No one is a fool. It's just that sometimes, we choose to act stupid to feel that little bit of something called happiness.

67. May 20th is a day of special significance. It is not only a Wednesday, but also the Xiaoman Festival of the 24 solar terms.

68. Send: your name + the name of the person you like. For example: Guo Jing + Huang Rong. Go to my WeChat and transfer 520 to know your fate.

69. Today is "520" , do you need someone to play your girlfriend? It doesn’t matter if it’s money or not, the main thing is that I love acting

70. It’s a pity that this year’s “520” Yi Yang Qianxi can’t come back to accompany me, but we Still in love, thank you all for your blessings

71. Sometimes, you choose to keep a distance from someone, not because you don’t care, but because you clearly know that he does not belong to you.

72. There are three things I like most in this world, the sun, the moon and you. The sun is the sun during the day, the moon is the moon at night, and you are forever.

73. Are you short of light bulbs? The kind who sit and eat without talking. I will leave after eating. Really, I can also help you take photos and I can edit pictures.

74. Love is a hundred years of loneliness until you meet the person who is determined to protect you. At that moment, all the bitter loneliness had its way back.

75. Last night I asked Yi Yang Qianxi what gift he gave me in 520. He pushed me to the corner, gently put my hand on his belt and said: This year’s gift is for yourself. dismantle.

76. Now you only need to transfer 2000 to me. At 00:00 on May 20th, you will receive my 1314 and 520 transfers on time. You can take screenshots and post them on Moments! You should have what others have. !I won’t allow you to lose to anyone!

77. Let me introduce my girlfriend to everyone. My girlfriend is very good. She is not coquettish, pretentious, naughty, scheming, or Clingy, not money-worshiping, not violent, not timid, not squeamish, non-existent.

78. I don’t want any gifts, I just want you to be by my side when I need you, to listen attentively when I speak, and to give me a hug when I’m sad. , no gift can compare to these.

79. "520" If no one transfers money to you, you can find me. You transfer the money to me first, and I will transfer it to you. The handling fee is only 2%. Cooperate to change the avatar and say sweet words. I'm so touched, thank you! Just what you need, and I'm just professional.

80. Can WeChat be used for online dating? I can’t uninstall it. My youth can’t be wasted, and my enthusiasm can’t stand the wait. I’m going to be 520 soon. It’s really too late if I don’t find a partner. I want to confess now. You can send a private message, otherwise adding the date on the 19th would be a bit deliberate.