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Funny and sad WeChat said that we will all live a good life after 2020.

1. I'm like a plague to you.

In the world of love, there are always some ridiculous things happening. When a person thinks that he can pay off his regrets and live with a clear conscience, it has come to an end. It is not only love but also life that is so unbearable.

I have been waiting for you at the kindergarten gate for a long time. That kid didn't rob my lollipop. I saw you playing with other children. Don't pick me up when it's over. I won't wait for you. I will go home by myself. We will all have a good life in the future, and no one will look back.

4. When missing becomes a fault, who is pestering who?

If I don't take the initiative, will I lose more, but I'm tired.

Looking at your phone number, I still don't have the courage to press it.

7. I'm so confused that I can't express myself

8. Hey, that idiot in front, stay and give a hug.

9. I don't want hugs, because there is no heartbeat.

10. The fact that you can't change is just to overcome your habits.

1 1. It is happy to love someone, but it is painful to be hurt by the person you love.

12. What you think is useless now will definitely be useful in the future. Don't be perfunctory about what you are doing now.

13. Marrying you is the bet of my life. How can you let me lose?

14. I can see you at a glance in the crowd because you can shine.

15. The fate is not over, and people will come back.

16. Believe in yourself ~ As long as there is love, happiness will definitely exist ~

17. A person is too weak to lift the past.

18. While the sun is shining and the breeze is cool, Xu Lai, while he is still young, go and see the person you want to see.

19. Learn to have a pair of perfect eyes and appreciate every imperfect person.

20. I always miss you anxiously. Do you know how many joys and sorrows lie ahead? Actually, I just want to accompany you through the ups and downs.

2 1. Don't think that no one can replace you in my heart, and anyone who makes me angry can replace you.

22. Your appearance shines in my eyes.

Don't fucking stab me. Ask me if it hurts.

24. A woman's greatest pride is not how outstanding she looks, but how much her man loves her. .

25. When asking others to be honest, you should be honest first.

26. I don't think I lack anything. Come to think of it, I have nothing.

27. I like to laugh all the time, because I am afraid that my unhappiness is too obvious.

28. A beautiful city is not necessarily warm.

29. Look at beautiful women in the street. If you look up, you will appreciate them. If you look down, you will be hooligans.

30. We are like dominoes. I fell in love with you, but you fell in love with someone else.

3 1. On the eve of dawn, silence reminds people of death. Ironically, restless hearts can't be calm.

32. Five piercings represent my previous failures.

33. I will use my reluctant smile to show my incomparable arrogance.

34.{ Don't wait until I forget you, then you will turn back}

35. What was the fuse of the May 4th Movement? God replied: only three days off on May Day.

36. I can't give you warmth, but there is a word called doing my best.

37. God also:-[Think of others, but live for yourself]

In the game of empathy, rival in love is often more hateful than lovers. ___

39. If my leaving can make you happy, then I am willing to leave.

I don't think I can give you the happiness you want.