A collection of funny quotes about Qingming Festival

1. During the Qingming Festival, it rains heavily. I meet a girl on the road who is charming. I smile and ask her where her home is. The girl points to a grave on the mountain.

2. I want to go back to school and visit the grave, where I have buried more than ten years of youth!

3. I plan to buy some flowers for Qingming Festival. Come to pay homage to my dead love.

4. If a man who betrayed you wants anything good, it would be dirty to burn to the ancestors during the Qingming Festival.

5. You want me to work overtime during the Qingming Festival? Then who should I burn the burning paper I bought? For you?

6. What does a man who betrayed you want for Qingming Festival? Even burning it to the ancestors would be dirty.

7. If anyone dares to mess with me again, I will bury him during the Qingming Festival.

8. Nowadays, many people post selfies when sweeping graves. After all, not many people can afford to buy a cemetery.

9. As long as you are brave, you will have a nine-day holiday during the Qingming Festival; as long as you are awesome enough, you will have a holiday until May Day; if you are not weak-willed, you will have a holiday until the end of the year; if you are evil, there will be no classes in the university.

10. On the Qingming Festival, it is not easy for students these days to have a holiday. Even taking a holiday has to take the credit of their ancestors.

11. Confession on April Fool’s Day is nothing, confession on Qingming Festival is the way to go! Because...if you are rejected...you can say...ah, I was possessed just now.

12. It is not only the porcelain doll that is fragile, but also life; it is not just the climate that changes in the blink of an eye, but also the outcome. Don't be too attached, learn to let go and you will be happier. On Qingming Festival, may you forget the past and be happy forever!

13. I wish all men a happy Qingming Festival. Except for me, all the beauties in the world belong to me, and I have three thousand beauties in the harem.

14. On the Qingming Festival, I will burn whatever you want!!!

15. It rains heavily during the Qingming Festival, so I made an appointment with my sisters to visit the graves, keeping in mind the ancestral precepts of the deceased. , the troubles and sorrows are washed away by the rain, and the fatigue of work disappears. Happiness and health are more important. Happy Qingming Festival to my sisters!

16. On Qingming Festival, we lay flowers, pray and sing praises at the cemetery. No incense and paper are burned, and no sacrifices are offered.

17. What if the thing in the grave comes back to life? Beat it to death with a shovel? Or take it home?

18. The ancestors should have been buried in a village during the Qingming Dynasty. But God is still in Europe.

19. The owner of the sacrificial shop rolled his eyes and said: Steve Jobs has already gone to teach, why are you worrying so much?

20. The owner paused and added: I will visit the grave tomorrow. Don’t forget to burn the charger when burning an Apple 4s. Be careful if you come back to ask for it. If it’s a small matter, it will be troublesome to ask you to send it over.

21. Do you know why I always look forward to Qingming Festival? ?Because the next long holiday is summer vacation

22. During the Qingming Festival, it rains heavily, and we worship our ancestors and care for our relatives. In this world, love can share the joys and sorrows, but it cannot stick to the ordinary; friendship can withstand the ordinary, but cannot withstand the suffering. Only family love can have both. Happy Qingming Festival!

23. I am sending you a message from thousands of miles away. I just want you to know that I have not forgotten you. Qingming Festival is coming soon. Come, burn incense, paper and firecrackers, don’t be too sad, our tomorrow will be better!

24. The work pressure is constantly increasing, the salary is still high, and due to the hard work of making a living, there is no time to communicate and have a heart-to-heart talk. The Qingming Festival is a long holiday, so it doesn’t hurt to move around. Friends, Qingming Festival is coming soon, remember to keep in touch!