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? After celebrating my brother's 20th birthday, I was silly.

I woke up and was held in my arms by a man in an ambiguous posture.

He is my brother's sworn enemy.

Too early!

When I opened my eyes, I saw that face with goose bumps.

We hugged each other with bare arms!

Sin! What I destroyed was a budding flower of the motherland!

Andrew West, Andrew West, no matter how hungry you are, you can't be hungry!

Last night, on my brother's 20th birthday, I specially organized a party to let him experience bar life.

So, when did you come? Actually, you're here. ...

At that time, I also scolded my brother for his "true feelings", but I didn't expect to turn my head and put him to sleep.

I wonder if I was forced to get a room or if I was drunk and dragged to get a room. ...

Yeah, I don't remember!

I swallowed a mouthful of saliva abruptly. If my brother knew I was asleep, his enemies wouldn't cut me!

I gently removed his arm around my waist, got up softly, and sat timidly on the bed to get dressed.

Guilt and tension in my heart make me unable to zip up.

Suddenly, a hand gently zipped up my zipper.

My back was cold and I turned my head stiffly.

Shi Yu's face, tender enough to pinch water, stared at me.

I'm speechless. I quickly took the bag and handed him a small stack of tickets. I looked at him sincerely: "So ... my sister really didn't mean it last night."

I glanced at Grandpa Mao in my hand, and his face became wonderful in vain.

I quickly explained, "It's just ... it's good to mend your body."

His voice was hoarse and deep: "This is my first time."

What? Want to add money?

My heart ached and I took out some red bills and stuffed them into his arms.

He threw away the money with a black face and looked at me gloomily: "You have to give me an explanation."

I swallowed water and looked at him timidly: "We are all adults, so I can only count you as my lover ... Besides, it is not good to go to the police station."

You know, it is illegal to force boys now. I don't want to be invited to the police station for tea by my uncle.

He once again stressed: "I am the first time, the first time, the second time."

I feel bad in my heart You must have taken advantage of me more. I have suffered more than you!

I also-"

No, let him know that I'm 25. It's the first time. It's embarrassing.

What, is this your first time? "

Our eyes fell on the snow-white sheet at the same time, and the color of a small piece on it was very dazzling.

I rushed up and pulled the quilt cover, because I jumped in front of him too fast and touched his chest muscles with one hand.

It's interesting, and the six-pack abdominal muscles are neat enough.

Unlike the nerd my brother said, it should be tempting to wear men's underwear in this size.

Have you touched enough? "Cold voice suddenly sounded from my mind.

Sin sin, occupational disease committed!

I got up and tucked him in, crossed my hands and apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. In short, you really don't suffer too much. No matter what kind of compensation you want to give your sister, I will try my best to satisfy you. "

He looked at me and raised his eyebrows. "anything?"

I don't think so: "I don't have a gun if you want it." Be realistic, this is what I can do. "

Then help me win this year's school grass. "

Nani?

My brother's bunny is always involved. The other day, he said that he would win back the pride he gave when he killed the school grass. If he knew my sister's arms were turned out, he wouldn't be able to lift the roof.

I said, "Change it. You can choose any AJ or GUCCI. "

He looked at me coldly: "I don't want money." If you don't help me, you can only go to Wei Ning. I suspect that he sent you to provoke me. "

I can't sit still. How can cows press their heads hard without drinking water?

What you said, you are also responsible for this, okay? "

He snorted: "Then will you help?"

My brother and Shi Yu are in the same school from high school to college. After they went to college, they fell out somehow. My brother scolds Shi Yu at home every day.

Let him know that I have an affair with Shi Yu. It's not suicide.

I glanced at the quilt covering him with my eyes and had a plan in my heart.

Help, but in return, you have to help me "

He raised his eyebrows: "Oh? Why should I help you? "

You model for me, and I promise to impress others. You will be the school grass then! "

What model? "

Fashion model. "

Of course, underwear is also a kind of clothing.

He thought for a moment and said, "That sounds like it. I will do as you say. "

I gave him a timid look and whispered, "Then you can't say anything."

He smiled: "That depends on you."

Oh, threatening me, right?

I put up with it. It's never too late for a gentleman to take revenge.

I am a fashion designer, but I met a bottleneck on this highly competitive road.

So I want to "save the country by curve". The men's wear I designed can't be popular, so I can go astray and design men's underwear.

Shi Yu is undoubtedly the best example.

He looked at the little gray vest and frowned.

Is this the dress you are talking about? "

I nodded and said, "Don't look. If you wear it, it will make you more attractive. Don't say' school grass' at that time,' Flower of Jiangcheng' is yours, I don't believe you. "

With a wave of his hand, he threw his underwear on the workbench and giggled: "Sister An, are you engaged in the interest development industry?"

A scholar can be humiliated, and his career can't be humiliated!

I stared at him with her hips akimbo: "Hey, why are you so ugly when you are young?"? Do you understand what respect is? "

It's not cute. I think that when he was in high school, he was often taken home by my brother to play games. I even blush and call me "Sister Ann".

He raised his eyebrows: "It's not impossible for me to wear it. Vote on campus and pull people for me. "

Psst, are you afraid of me running away or something? Everything about me is in his hands!

The mobile phone on the desk shook, I glanced at it and pressed the answer key.

Hey, yo-yo, what's up? "

There was a remark, and I almost jumped for joy.

What? Just foreign models? Thank you, dear, you are the Guanyin Bodhisattva who saved me from suffering! "

Hung up the phone, I looked at Shi Yu's smelly face, in a good mood.

Before he could speak, I shook my finger in front of him and proudly said, "I don't want you." Now a handsome guy with eight ABS is coming to model for me. You are out. "

There is an indescribable pleasure in my heart. According to my brother, the most annoying thing about spending time is to compare with others.

He didn't talk and I continued to mend the knife: "He has two more abdominal muscles than you."

I watched his locked brow slowly open, and then made an unexpected move.

He lifted his T-shirt and pointed to his stomach with his right hand.

Look carefully, I have a few pieces. "

Although I am from see no evil and a real gentleman, I sometimes lose control in front of men!

His waistline is almost perfect, his skin is fair and his waist is thin.

I looked in the direction he pointed, and sure enough there were two looming abdominal muscles.

Further down, there is a clear mermaid line.

This lean and undeveloped figure is just the underwear model I am looking for!

Before I had seen enough, he put down his clothes and hit the nail on the head: "The model wants money, but I don't want it."

I touched my empty wallet and thought what he said was very reasonable.

But I also want to save face. The dead duck stubbornly replied, "People are obedient. Can I spend money to buy a comfort?"

He gave me a deadpan look and held out his hand: "Give me the clothes."

My brother really doesn't bully me, but if he gives it to this man, he can't help being provocative.

When he came out of the bathroom, I felt a huge nerve stimulation.

I touched my nose, but it's okay. It's not bleeding.

I swear to the party that my original design is definitely the same color as my health code! There is absolutely no limit level!

But what's it like to wear it in Shi Yu ... and still hide half her face in front of us behind her guitar?

He looked at me wryly, and his tone was uncomfortable: "Are you sure?"

I came to my senses and quickly picked up my mobile phone and took two pictures.

He reacted to what I wanted to do and rushed to me to grab my mobile phone. I lost my footing and was hit by his desk. ...

The air freezes instantly.

I blinked. "Don't you think this posture is strange?"

He waited for a while and nodded.

I pushed him away: "Then why don't you get up!"

He casually picked up a shirt coat and put it on. "Don't shoot."

It seems that ... underwear with a white shirt is more attractive ...

I sneer: "Other models are allowed to shoot, but you won't."

He gave me a cold and arrogant look: "Then you didn't give me money."

I gave full play to my housekeeping skills and said, "No matter whether I give money or not, the accomplishment of a model is to obey all the requirements of the designer." Besides, I helped you canvass, didn't I? If I don't design well, I won't be in the mood to do anything else, then you won't get the school grass. You don't want to be looked down upon by my brother, do you "

He raised his eyebrows and gave me a suspicious look.

I patted my chest and continued to persuade: "Don't worry, I only keep this photo for myself, and I will never reveal it!"

He suddenly smiled and said, "Well, you can shoot it."

Tut tut, competitive. It's only useful to be challenging.

After a wave of time, the next day he dumped a link for me-Jiangda 2 1 School Grass Election.

Sister Ann, I'm counting on you. ]

Yes, I don't know who is idle, so I have to roll.

Didn't the great Chairman Mao once flaunt that what teenagers should do is "study hard and make progress every day"?

I chewed an apple and replied: [Don't worry about my job. ]

Click in and have a look. The first thing to do is to give time. Only my brother can play.

I threw away the stone and clapped my hands. Besides blocking my brother, I sent a set of links to all my relatives and friends.

Remarks [Thank you for voting for the first time].

In my experience of receiving this kind of information, normal people will not take a reason.

Sure enough, the next day, I poked my private letter and said a bunch of sarcastic words. I want to give him a lesson across the screen!

I put up with it. It's never too late for a gentleman to take revenge.

I want him to stumble.

He suspects that my brother asked me to provoke him, and I also suspect that he used me to canvass for him!

My brother is right, it's time to treat others badly!

In the evening, my parents asked me to go home for dinner, so I could just buy a ticket.

Brother went back to his room after dinner, LOL.

After the game started, I looked around several times to make sure he was sitting next to my parents.

Mom, didn't you see the link I sent you? "

My mother glanced at me: "Don't cut it."

I was stunned and reacted: "Not pdd!" I clicked on the link to show her, "You help me vote for this."

She glanced at it and said in surprise, "Isn't this, this, this Xiao Ning's classmate?" What's the name of rain? "

Timely. "

Right, right. "She gave me a look." Ann, your boss is not young and hasn't fallen in love yet. Have you ever had a crush on someone else? "

I quickly shook my head: "No, no, no, you misunderstood."

And the boss is not small. What do you mean? I'm only 25 years old!

She took my cell phone and gave it to my dad.

Lao Wei, what do you think of this child? I'm a little young, but I look at my spirit. "

Not bad, but I don't know if I can have a crush on her "

What and what!

I interrupted their speculation and looked serious: "Mom and Dad, I don't like him. I ask you to help me vote! " "

My mother smiled and said, "Hey, I'm worried to death. Why don't you vote for your brother and like others? "

I held out my hand with a black face: "Give me my phone if you don't vote."

Vote for it. "

Then ask your aunt and uncle to help you. "

All right, all right. "

I was relieved to see the praise that went up one by one.

But after two days of discomfort, my brother came to me in a hurry.

He looked angry: "Sister, if you don't help me, forget it. If you still give me my last name, am I still your brother? "

I felt weak and patted his chest for him. "Calm down, calm down, I have an idea!" "

He snorted and began to say, "What plan?"

My brain is spinning fast, thinking about how to tell this lie.

Pa-

There is noise in the studio.

What's that noise? "My brother a face of doubt to go inside.

I quickly pulled him: "Model, it's a model!"

He gave me a strange look and exclaimed, "Is there a man hiding in your house?"

Then he rushed into the studio and I covered my face.

It's over. If he saw it, would he skin us alive?

The imaginary roar didn't come, so I followed it into the room.

My brother is helping a mannequin, and the bathroom door is closed.

I patted my chest and breathed a sigh of relief.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. ...

Just as I was about to pull my brother out, he stopped moving.

Tell me what the canvassing is about first, or I won't leave here! "

I glanced at the door behind him, which was ugly. He followed my eyes keenly.

I quickly grabbed him: "You don't want to know what's going on! I tell you! "

He turned his head and looked at me inquiringly.

I looked sincere: "What do you think is the most painful thing for a person?"

His mouth was flat: "Lovelorn ..."

Looks like emo

I "tut-tut" and was furious: "Confused, of course, I was in a high position and then fell to the bottom! You have to make him feel very different, or even if you compare him, he won't hurt. "

He obviously didn't buy it: "but I don't want to see his smug look all day!" " "

My face is not red and I don't jump: "Mencius has a cloud, and those who can achieve great things must first suffer their ambitions." How did I teach you when I was a child? Bitter first, then sweet! "

He muttered, "but this is too humbled."

I patted him on the shoulder: "Don't worry, it is only the first step to let him sit on the throne of the school grass." I have my own arrangements in the future. "

He's a little shaken.

I strike while the iron is hot: "I am your sister. Can I lie to you? "

He suddenly blushed and hugged me: "Sister, you are really my own sister!" " "

I was moved to look back and hug: "Brother, you are also my good brother."

I hope that one day when you know that I lied to you, you can still remember today's brotherhood.

Just as I was leaning on my brother's shoulder and playing with him, I saw him smiling at me through the small glass in the bathroom.

Shit, wait for me.

After cheating my brother away, I pushed open the bathroom door.

When I put my hand in my pocket, I looked at me with a condescending look.

I wonder what Sister Ann's next move is? "

I gave him a bad look: "You did it on purpose!"

He blinked innocently. "Don't you think it's exciting?"

Stimulate my ass!

I grit my teeth and threw him a pair of underwear.

Put it on "

Say that finish "bang" shut the door.

Well, you'll see!

Shi Yu successfully sat on the "throne" of the school hunk, and my brother pestered me every day to ask what to do next.

I glanced at the man outside the door with resentment. He smiled and said, "What are you trying today?"

I threw him a suit, and he looked at it and commented, "You are wasting your time not being an underwear designer."

I looked at his inner complexity and was not in the mood to say hello to him. I didn't take it well: "If you love it, don't wear it."

He gave me a puzzling look: "I didn't annoy you today, did I?" Is this the physiological period? "

I was even more angry and turned back to the studio.

He followed, and then he was ready to undress in front of me.

Usually, I may still be in the mood to enjoy the picture of a handsome guy undressing. I'm getting more and more upset watching him today.

I said, can you be reserved? "

You've seen what you should and shouldn't see. Is it too late to say this now? "

You think I want to see it! "

I also found myself a little excited, so I sat down in the chair and didn't bother to look at him again.

He was silent for a while and took his clothes into the bathroom.

It was not until I heard the door bang that I woke up and looked at the door in horror.

My period was delayed by two weeks. I went to the drugstore to buy a pregnancy test last night, just in case.

The results show that it is two shallow sandbars. ...

At that time, I just felt that God had played a joke on me and kept comforting myself that there was a mistake.

I have to go to the hospital for examination these two days, so I didn't think about "destroying the body."

So the pregnancy test stick is still lying in the trash can at the moment.

I hurried to knock at the door.

Shi Yu, come out! "

There is no movement inside.

I knocked at the door again.

Now he opens the door and looks at me seriously.