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Talk drunk.

1, then I feel so uncomfortable when I am drunk.

You are the bravest when you are drunk and crying.

3, smoking hurts the lungs and is not sad, and drinking is intoxicating.

4. Playing with the hypocrisy of all kinds of women after being drunk, but you made me very comforted and kissed your mouth in the dark.

We just fell in love suddenly. I got drunk and got up in the morning to sleep with her! Finally, we walked together for no reason.

6, I looked up and prayed to the sky, don't, don't, don't get drunk and hit people, I will cry when I feel uncomfortable, you will be miserable, and my best friend will cry and laugh.

7. When you are drunk, you can't forget your eternal face and smile on your lips.

8. Drunk nights make the heart sink, and the steps taken are unrestrained blood. At this moment, I am also drunk, golden dust-laden, flooding, diluting the past, squandering your face, and the dust will eventually pass.

9, drink the poison of happiness, drunk and lonely, we were crushed in the process of desolation.

10, Shakespeare once said that people get married when they are drunk, and divorce when they are sober, so who wants to be drunk for me all my life?

1 1. Do you know what it's like to be drunk? ]

12, how much I love you, I can't get drunk after drinking, and my mind is full of you.

13, enjoy ancient calligraphy leisurely, and seek a romantic place. Mediocre people get drunk and despise acacia poison. If you don't know the child's heart, why can't you bear poison? Believe in the spring and autumn events early and speak frankly about life and death.

14, it turns out that loneliness is a person's deep heart, and loneliness is drunk loneliness.

15, I want to give myself a chance to get drunk. I'm afraid I'll be confused when I'm drunk. When you are drunk, you will no longer be awake and you will not have to face the reality full of lies.

16, headache after drinking makes people feel more painful when they wake up.

17 Do you know how many times I cried for you in the middle of the night, how many times I was intoxicated with you, how many times I fell, and how many times I was bitter because your ending was also when you and I fell?

18, I was drunk and asked my daughter-in-law to rank. In Yuxi, I mixed beer, pushed the tower, took the baby black all night, killed me five times and blew bottles. The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law was not harmonious? We cooperate to pave the way, and you help me, and the family relationship is getting stronger and stronger.

19, why is it so hard to leave your family? Listening to drunken dad, my heart hurts like a needle, and bitter tears fill my eyes.

20. On my friend's birthday, after my ex-girlfriend got drunk in a big adventure, I said nothing. Go and play. I can handle it myself.

2 1, I don't like the smell of cigarettes, but I like the feeling of paralysis. I don't like the taste of wine, but I like the feeling of being drunk. ...

22. Are you finally willing to love me? I can only like you very much. You're drunk. I'm afraid that's nonsense. We are really together. Please pray.

23. sober people are not necessarily happy, so they forget when they are drunk.

24. If it is for a man who doesn't love himself, there is only one sentence I don't know. I think you should get drunk, vent, and then sober up and have soup.

I'm telling you, I'm drunk and I won't accept anyone. I'm holding the wall.

26. Affectionate also seems heartless, empty tears flow, no one will, lonely and lonely, drunk and lonely.

27. A woman who smokes is drunk and numb. You just want to release the bitterness in your heart.

28, music, happy ears, sad heart. Don't blame others for letting you down, but you expect too much. How should my life continue after a cup of drunken amnesia?

29, drunk, or heartbroken, why I shed tears inexplicably.

30. A gentleman is drunk in a beauty wine, and a beauty is drunk in love.

3 1. At the moment, the cold wind is blowing, and I am a little drunk. Friends from afar have no intention of talking about the trip to Lijiang, Dali, Yunnan. In fact, they are putting on new ones with old injuries ... Maybe.

32. You always go to bed at dawn and cry when you are drunk.

If you want to sing when you are drunk, it will rain when you sing. rely on

I just called him and asked him why he didn't come back so late. He said he couldn't come back because he was drunk. Why didn't you call me first and ask me yourself? ..

35. It's hard not to have a shadow after waking up. My heart is like ice. I tried several times to find an empty city to complain.

Do you know I don't want to drink? I just don't want to call you when I'm drunk and lose you. Self-traction

What I like is not the trance after being drunk, but the impulse to know.

38. Smoking hurts the lungs, and people who are drunk are not drunk.

39、ˇ? Sister Ai Xue, it's not bumpy at all. The road ahead is full of drunkenness, you are a god ~ sisters.

40, wine is not intoxicating, people are drunk! Intoxicating words, who is drunk! Who will accompany you when you are drunk? You will be drunk when you wake up! Drunk for iraqis, iraqis have nowhere to find! Drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk fairy, I'm drunk! People are drunk when they wake up and write poems!

4 1. When I am awake, I always escape from memory. After I got drunk, I thought about the past over and over again and cried.

42, drunk people, people are heartbroken, drunk and painful, painful to wake up, it doesn't matter if you wake up.