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Say something as fascinating as a mystery.

1, the pain of parting and disappointment has lost its voice.

I don't know love when I love, but I can't love when I know it.

The most painful pain is forgiveness, and the darkest black is betrayal.

I used to be young and frivolous, which made me the laughing stock of many people after dinner.

When the attached shoulder is gone, when my tears are wet, when I decide to let go, my heart is gone.

6. Do you have a pair of hands? If you catch them, you won't let them go easily. Do you have a shoulder to lean on to make you feel safe all your life? Is there a hug, and two people who are tight will never be separated? Is there an oath that I will join hands even if my hair is gray and I stumble? Is there an agreement that every afterlife will meet you? Is there a person who can't bear to forget him all his life?

They never seem to say goodbye formally. And every time is farewell.

8. If you are unhappy, if you are unhappy, let go; If you can't bear it, if you can't let it go, it will be painful. I know now that I can still love a person without knowing him. I understand now that if I don't love someone, I will miss him. Some people appear unexpectedly and surprise you unexpectedly. I used to think that he was the god in your life, who could save the thirst of your soul. In fact, he was wrong. Some people are destined to be just passers-by in life.

9. Your hair is beautiful and sad. Like your soul.

10, I think everyone is pure and kind when they first came to this world. It's not that we can't stick to the original purity and beauty. More often, we are hurt without any cover-up and protection, only to find that not all smiles can be exchanged for respect and hugs. So we learn to adapt, or learn to change, become no longer simple, learn to disguise, and become no longer the original self.

1 1. The communication between men and women is full of uncertainty and hesitation. A small variable can completely change the direction of choice. If you show up earlier, maybe she won't hold another person's finger tightly; Or meet later, later, and two people slowly learn tolerance and understanding, kindness and compromise in their respective love experiences.

12, I don't want to see you, but I don't have the courage to be afraid not to let you see me cry. I don't answer your message because I'm afraid I can't hide my thoughts about you and let you see my inner pain. We have no way out, so we choose to ignore it. Please forgive my helplessness and cooperate with me to stick to my insistence.

13, my love, like this lane of growth temptation, is so silent and so long; Here is full of stories, and here is my longing for meeting you. I listened attentively to your approaching footsteps and sucked the fragrance you confided; When you pass by me with your heart, you will know that every strand of my green is blooming for you, and every flower fragrance of mine is my loving heart. As long as you like, this is where we love each other.

14, I long for you to lead me through the splendor of spring and the desolation of winter with your unchanging hand and heart; I am willing to imagine love and look forward to tomorrow in your smile and in your eyes. I am eager to feel the warmth of sunshine with you during the day and taste the endless darkness with you at night. I know, I am an ordinary person, and I just want to get the happiness that belongs to me.

15, in fact, I've been waiting for you, waiting for you to lean on my shoulder and tell me if one day, your tenderness belongs to me, and I won't make you sad or cry again.

16, I love you without any purpose. Just love you.

17, happiness, not having a person but remembering a person-there are many ordinary loves, true love is hard to say, a once cherished love, don't really say that love is ruthless, at least, we once met and knew each other, at least, we once fell in love with acacia; -

The furthest distance in the world is when I stand in front of you and you don't know that I love you. The furthest distance in the world is that I miss you deeply, but I can only bury it in my heart. The furthest distance in the world is that before we meet, we are doomed not to meet. The farthest distance in the world is the distance between fish and birds, one in the sky and the other in the depths of the sea. -It turns out that the love between seabirds and fish is always just an accident.

19, in front of parents, the so-called love is pale and powerless.

20. Have I ever told you that love is my unchanging belief? Did I ever tell you that love means keeping someone in your heart forever?

2 1. Where were you when I was blue? Apologize can replace empty soap.

22. Love is just a game set by fate.

23. Maybe love is just because of loneliness. Need someone to love. Even if there is no ending.

24. Yesterday was an offshore ship, and all you can remember is a silhouette of sailing; Tomorrow is an unknown accident, and you never know which accident will come first. Trapped in yesterday, life is confused like fog, and your direction is blurred when you leave; The fantasy of tomorrow is the most mysterious waiting. What is slowly lost is the solid land under your feet. We died yesterday. As long as you live today, tomorrow will be beautiful.

Whenever and wherever, we should not complain about our life. There are no assumptions, no ifs, and no possibilities in life. Life is full of opportunities and ordinary little things. If you have nothing earth-shattering to do, then be a nobody, be a lovely child's parents, be a filial child to the elderly, and give your other half a simple and happy life.

26. We live in the same warm water area, and we may occasionally be entangled by aquatic plants, but because of each other's warm breathing, I believe none of them will be fast knots. If I say I love you, I will love you forever. I wonder if you will believe me?

Attractive mood phrases

1. You don't like me, which is not good. Eighty percent of you have a strange disease and must be treated.

2. I saw an old woman selling oranges, and she wrote a sign with the words sweeter than first love.

I deluded myself and kept my last good hope for love. But the fact is that this materialistic world has become the world of the devil wears Prada.

Someone told me that there is nothing more complicated than love in this world. I dropped a math book in his face.

Who do you like? I cut my finger when I was eight years old. What does this have to do with me? What does it matter to you who I like?

6. I am a slow-paced person. I like to get to know each other. I don't like fighting or grabbing things. I like to work quietly in my own territory and wait patiently for the harvest.

7. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.

8. To test whether a boy likes you, you can stare at him for 18 seconds to see if he will kiss you, and to test whether a girl likes you, you can stare at her for 18 seconds to see if she will laugh. I don't think this experiment can succeed at all in China, because it is estimated that the next conversation will take place in less than 5 seconds.

9. A classmate took a cat and a dog to school to play. Another classmate wanted to stir up trouble and let the cat and the dog fight to watch the fun, so he hit the cat and said a classic sentence: The dog hit!

10. I like flirting with men when there are no women!

1 1. When I met you, it was like a little fireworks on my head.

12. I don't do what I regret, I only do what you regret.

13. All envy is due to lack of ambition.

14. If winter is compared to Shang Dynasty, I am a fatuous Zhou Wang, and the quilt is a damn fox. It pesters me and destroys my inheritance, but it is really fucking charming. The alarm clock is my loyal uncle Bigan, but it's a pity that my advice is most unpleasant and I took out his heart, I mean the battery. As for Master Wen, that's my bladder. I dare not listen to your majesty. You should get up and pee!

15. The exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when the papers were handed out, I decided to hide my strength.

16. We all have to travel in the end, and we all have to bid farewell to our immature selves in the end.

17. I feel sorry to have missed such a lovely me.

18. If I am the same as the photo, how can I live up to the P-picture software in my mobile phone?

19. Don't insist, don't keep. He has the ability to let go easily, so I lost my temper and turned to leave.

20. When you said how awesome you are, it suddenly occurred to me that Aoi sora said she was a virgin.

2 1. They all say it's okay to sleep, but it's the same when you wake up.

22. High face value is not a disease. Laughing at me kills me.

23. Get the three-foot sword of Qingfeng, get drunk and cut the sky, and fall into Changhong.

24. Dead vine, old tree, faint crow, air conditioner, WiFi watermelon, Ge You sofa, I put it aside at sunset.

25. Have you seen the fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork? Have you seen the wife in the old woman's cake? Therefore, it is understandable that a bra has no breasts.

26. This is the best age in your life. You are healthy, your relatives are safe and the world is stable. It's a pity that you don't realize that your mood has become a mess because of a small matter.

27. I miss you, this can't be solved by phone, but I must see you and hug you.

28. In winter, many girls wear down jackets and leggings, which perfectly explains the profound connotation that fresh milk should be kept warm and ham should be refrigerated.

29. No matter how handsome a man is, he is still a waste if he can't afford the responsibility.

30. stand up when you fall, change your posture and fall again. 22. My roommate was shocked to lie down and ask me: Isn't the child born from the anus? ! Ten thousand grass mud horses gallop in my heart. . . After telling the story to the boudoir, the boudoir said firmly: She is also having a hard time. She has been living like shit for so many years. . .

3 1. The best time is that you like me and I like you, but we haven't confessed yet.

32. It doesn't always take a few seconds to find a particularly comfortable relationship, but sometimes I'm willing to send you everything I see now, without organizing concise language, and I'm not afraid to say anything wrong, because I know you will always see it, because I know you won't leave me alone at any time.

33. There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass, one is the gecko, and the other is the class teacher.

I'm afraid to hear people say they like me, because I'm afraid I'll let them down. Maybe I'm not as good as they think, and I don't deserve their love. I always shout that I am lonely, but whenever someone tries to climb over the fence and hug me, I always try my best to add bricks to it and push them away.

35. Destiny takes a hand, no matter how many twists and turns, we will meet.

36. People are iron, base is steel, and they are not tired for a day.

37. Wear clothes you like, get along with people who are not tired, get along with everything you like, and live a hundred imaginary lives.

Attractive space to talk about attractive humor space to talk about it.

1,. I'd like to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Used at the end of a sentence

2. One day, you will wait for someone who will make you feel at ease, just like the kind of peace of mind that autumn trousers are tied in socks.

Let the exam and everything go to hell. I want to go home and see my dear.

4. Along the way with you, I thought there was no disagreement at the end of love.

Try to get to know those people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more you hate them.

6. Professors should not be afraid of being dirty when teaching in the field. . . Then he squatted down, poked the cow dung on the ground with his finger, and then put his finger in his mouth and licked it clean. A classmate quickly said, "I'm not afraid of being dirty." . . Then he poked the cow dung on the ground with his finger and licked it in his mouth. Besides, professor, you should be observant. For example, I just poked feces with my middle finger, but licked my index finger. . .

7. When I was a child, I went to pick peaches with my sister next door. My sister accidentally fell from the tree. Sister Lz, are you okay? Sister, it's okay. Lz, sister, you have a lot of blood in your thigh. Help! Somebody please. Sister, I'm fine. Don't call anyone! ! Lz is scared! Keep calling for help! Somebody please. Waiting for nearby adults to arrive. Sister finally fainted.

8. I am the son of Jesus, Coconut!

9. In the convention and exhibition center, a boss said that his glue is all-purpose glue, which can stick anything. I stepped forward and asked, boss, can a broken heart persist? The boss gave me a deep look and said, "young man, I want to do business." Will you stop it? " ?

10, simulated fire without fire, simulated earthquake without earthquake. Then why is there a test in the mock exam? This is not scientific. .

1 1. My roommate doesn't know where she got the folk prescription. When washing her hair, she used egg white as conditioner, and the water was too hot to wash an egg flower. So the whole dormitory didn't sleep at noon, so we helped her choose egg flowers ~

12, tell you one thing, I made a dress for my dog, which is bright in color and fashionable in style. My dog looks really handsome in it. If you wear your usual suit and take it to the street, people will think you are wearing a couple's suit!

13, you are ugly, but ugliness is special, that is, ugly. ....

14, friendship is much longer than love. Do you think you can spend your whole life together? Stop joking.

15, the school is a place where a group of people get together and then break up a group of people.

16, my cousin came to my house to play and fell asleep on the sofa at noon. I was going to drink a cup of yogurt next to me. As a result, I opened the yogurt too hard, and the yogurt spilled out, splashing on my cousin's hair and my thigh. I quickly wiped it with toilet paper. Before I could wipe the yogurt off my cousin's hair, my mother came in with a group of guests.

17, one person crosses the street, one person celebrates Valentine's Day, one person eats a couple package, one person watches a love movie, one person listens to a love song, one person cries, one person laughs, one person makes trouble, and one person practices.

18. A customer complained that there was a dead cockroach on the hotel floor. Manager: Please calm down. The cockroach is dead. Customer: It's nothing to die, but those coffin bearers make me sick!

19,-I just want you, nothing else.

20. Couples are holding hands in the park, and I am holding my dog. Let's see who bit them.

2 1, old drivers also switch freely between pollution and literature and art.

22. I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

23. If you can't get it, you'd rather destroy it.

24. Others hold hands and I hold my dog. Holding the dog by the hand, kidnapping the dog; If the dog doesn't go, drag it away.

25. I don't know what is good about you. I just want to watch you take a shower.

26. It's none of your teacher's business that I don't fall in love early. . It's not like you have a crush on your husband.

27. I went to an old classmate's house. His daughter was watching TV and saw the advertisement of Youlemei. At this time, the daughter asked his father, father, father, what am I to you? I thought the goods would say you were my little darling, but the goods turned around and said bitterly that you were my impulsive punishment, impulsive punishment.

28. Why pretend to be pure when it's all water? Why pretend to be a sheep when they are all wolves?

29. I have a good friend, a young woman, who is a student of Dalian International Studies University. 2/kloc-staying in the boudoir at the age of 0/is a gentle and graceful virtue in Jiangnan, with both lively and cheerful temperament. Looking for a boyfriend, good looks, good character.

30. Children should pay attention to safety and rest when playing! Only in this way can you have a good body, and you, after reading the message, go to sleep quickly!

Talk about attractive mood phrases.

First, how hurtful a love is means how touching it used to be.

Second, all the quicksand of memory, those lost years washed away my dust.

Third, be sad; What should belong to happiness, joy and happiness is very dull and not regarded as real happiness, joy and happiness.

Fourth, love is always more sacred than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

Five, there is a crash called password input error, there is a panic called account login in different places, and there is a feeling called invisibility.

Sixth, people are forced out.

Seven, a person, please allow me to entertain foolish ideas.

How can I tell you? I really miss you and think you are going crazy.

Nine, to increase learning, reduce pride, seize opportunities, and eliminate laziness.

We walked so fast that our souls couldn't keep up.

1 1. Can I say that I know all the secrets of those years, such as you like me?

12. On the day you left, I decided not to shed tears, covered my eyes against the wind and tried not to blink.

Thirteen, the lost person, don't be sad, just think that he doesn't belong to you.

Fourteen, a person's success or failure has a lot to do with his heart.

Fifteen, it's not that I don't want to say it, but that there are many things I can't say, and it will be safer to keep them in my heart.

Sixteen. I didn't ask you. You don't have to be me. What a misunderstanding.

17. Don't fall in love at first sight. If you love too much, your love will depreciate.

No matter what kind of situation people are in, they should try to keep a peaceful heart.

Listen: when your woman sleeps in someone else's bed, you lose, and when your own brother points a knife at yourself, you lose completely.

I think our love has come to an end. Nothing to say is more tormenting than quarreling.

Don't look at me from your point of view, I'm afraid you can't understand.

Twenty-two, there is a person hidden in my heart. Dare not say. Dare not touch.

Twenty-three, every kind of trauma is a kind of maturity.

I don't like the person I like. I don't like people I don't like, and I don't like people I don't like.

25. People pretend to be strong, but they are afraid that women will find him weak. A woman pretends to be happy just in case a man finds her sad.

26. Do you know how painful it is for the glass to pierce the foot? It's a pity that I still smiled.

It's twenty-seven years before you realize that you don't love him, but you just don't want to let go after chasing him for so long. You won't know what love is until you really meet that person!

Twenty-eight, you said you would wait for me to come back, and you did it. You found someone to wait with.

29, life and death, but life and death, love and affection, but not just love.

If you haven't experienced my journey, don't criticize my path.

If you are well, it will be sunny.

Sometimes when I say I'm fine, I hope someone can look me in the eye, hold me tightly and say, I know you're not fine.

33. A person's summary of a past is actually an emotional release.

Don't expose your scars easily. It's others who watch the fun, but it's yourself who gets hurt.

Thirty-five, no waiting and no expectation, just want to enjoy this quiet world quietly.

Thirty-six, the light stretched my figure and slowly disappeared. So I'm invisible.

37. I have always felt that I am not good enough. I am not perfect, but I am real enough.

Even if we can't be together in the end, I will still be grateful to have you in my life.

You are simple and the world is simple to you.

It doesn't matter that you can't get every apology.

Forty-one, loneliness is doomed to take a lifetime from the beginning, and no one can understand it.

Forty-two, I suffer from gains and losses every day. I'm afraid you are liked by others, and I'm afraid you like others.

Forty-three, how I wish that the person who walked to the wedding hall with me was you I fell in love with when I was young.

44. Some people can't help but pay attention when they say they don't care.

Forty-five, the world is like a circus, and we are all clowns in it, forcing a smile.

46. It is very simple to complicate things, and it is very complicated to simplify things.

47. Let the future come and the past pass.

Love yourself is not selfish. Only when you are strong can you have the strength to hug the person you love.

Forty-nine, sometimes suddenly feel very depressed, do not want to talk, do not want to move.

Fifty, when the wise man is praised, reflect on every sentence; When a fool is criticized, he refutes every sentence.

5 1. Don't waste your life where you will regret it.

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

53. Love is not a vigorous oath, but a dull companionship.

Fifty-four, a happy vacation drifting place; How can you be sad if you are not confused?