Hospital nurse sitcom script

location: infusion room of the hospital.

Person: Nurse Yu, referred to as Yu for short.

Sister Pan, or Pan for short.

miss Huang, or Huang for short.

(There is a table in the middle of the stage, with a telephone and a sign on it. The sign says "Observation Room". Behind the table is a screen with a big word "Quiet" on it. There are two chairs and an infusion stand next to the table.) Pan: (Holding the infusion bottle) It's not that I can't keep up with the times, but that the world is changing so fast. Nowadays, the living standard is getting higher and higher, but more and more people are getting sick. Even the animal diseases such as bird flu, mad cow disease and epilepsy are running to people. What do you think is the difference between this person and animals? It's a shame. I haven't got a high fever yet. Just say I'm suspected of bird flu, which makes me unable to hold my head in front of the neighborhood. You see, the patient in this infusion room is probably bird flu. Good people in China still insist on speaking English, and it is hypocritical to say that bird flu is an NBA! Let's sneak out for some air while the nurse is away!

Yu: (wearing a white nurse's uniform and hanging a mask) It is said that it is not easy for nurses to manage the east and the west. Medical Education Network Collection | Sorting out Some patients now are too outrageous. Knowing that the avian flu has been so fierce recently, they have caught a cold and come to hang water. They have told us not to go out at will and run around. Our nurses are busy as a bee, and now they have another job-finding someone. The most unbearable thing is Sister Pan. If you are not careful, you don't know where she slipped away. Hey, where is Sister Pan? Sister Pan ~

Pan: Look at this little nurse. She looks very watery, but she doesn't listen to me. Originally, being suspected of being a suspected infectious disease is enough to be looked down upon by people. She is nice and has no respect for other people's privacy at all. As long as you have a good voice, you can scream hard, I just can't hear you! Yu: (anxiously circling the stage) Sister Pan! Sister pan! You bird flu Pan: Who are you calling? < P > Yu: I can find you. Come back with me quickly.

pan: if I don't go back, I'm just taking a risk. I have to say that I'm bird flu, which makes my family draw a line with me. I'm abandoned. You support me.

Yu: I don't want to check this for you. In case of bird flu, we should diagnose and treat it early.

pan: what did you say? what did you say? everyone listened clearly and truly! Little girl, we have nothing against each other. How can you curse me like this?

Yu: oh, elder sister, you really misunderstood! I really don't mean to curse you. I mean, this bird flu disease is highly contagious, so you can't run around to avoid infecting others. Of course, it would be better if the test results came out and confirmed that you were not sick.

Pan: (sitting in a chair unconvinced) You keep your mouth shut about bird flu. You can't call it the scientific name-A-type NBA. When people in our province hear about it, they all avoid me like people who hide from the plague, making the neighbors look at me like monsters. How can I mix in the community in the future? At least I am also the leader of the square dance in our community. Yu: Ha ha ha! Elder sister, it's not NBA A, it's H7N9 A. < P > Pan: Hum, I don't believe this guy is better than NBA! Tell me, is there a way to prevent this disease? What is uploaded on the Internet? Is it true to drink Radix Isatidis? It's easy to say that people who drink Radix Isatidis are allowed to drink Radix Isatidis during SARS, hand, foot and mouth, and Radix Isatidis during swine flu. Now the bird flu is even worse. Let's make instant noodles with Radix Isatidis? How can you make other heat-clearing and detoxicating products live, so that you have the face to sell them in the market? Why not let the chickens drink Radix Isatidis directly? I went to the big pharmacy that day, and an old lady said that she had not finished drinking the Banlangen in the SARS period.

Huang: (carrying a big bag and wearing fashionable clothes) Where's the nurse? Where's the nurse?

pan: yo! There's another bird flu. You can tell from this dress that it has something to do with poultry.

Huang: (leaving the bag on the table) Who are you talking about? What's wrong with bird flu? You are always talking about chicken when it annoys you, but you are not allowed to eat it! You are not allowed to eat chickens at every turn. How can you let chickens mix in the poultry industry in the future? How can you let ducks look at chickens? How can you let geese look at chickens? This will not make people live.

Pan: Yo, you're an aggrieved Lord. I dare say your ancestor was a phoenix, but unfortunately, it's a phoenix in distress ~

Huang: You're old, and you're using tricks to call names, aren't you?

Pan: How dare you? As soon as your flu comes, I can't wait to go back to 5 years ago, and a somersault is 18, miles away from you.

Yu: (quickly walks forward) I'm a nurse here. What can I do for you?

Huang: (squinting at the nurse) Oh, hurry up, hurry up and put the needle on me. Dad will take me out shopping later. The Medical Education Network collects and sorts out LV, gucci and parrd, all waiting for me to take them home!

Yu: Miss, are you not ill?

Huang: You are the young lady, and you are the sick one. No, no, no, I'm sick. I'm definitely sick. What are you doing in the hospital?

Pan: This girl is at the wrong door. Judging from this situation, she must be mentally ill.

Huang: Your brain is sick!

Yu: (pointing to another chair) Madam, please come and have the needle inserted.

Huang: You give me an infusion here? Are you kidding? I am a man of status! I'm Bai fumei.

pan: I don't even know where I come from, so I can't talk about my identity.

Huang: Listen to me! Have you heard of Wong Tai Sin, a good friend of Steve Jobs, the former ceo of Apple Group, one of the top 5 companies in the world? -that's me ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Dad, did I scare you?

Pan: I've heard of Apple and Jobs, but I've never heard of Wong Tai Sin. I don't know who you are. What's wrong with pretending these days? You have to pretend to be dead relatives and friends. Be careful. When old Joe gets lonely and cold, don't really take you down!

Huang: Aunt, my life is still hard, but I often catch a cold. I wonder if I am short of any trace elements!

pan: hey, it's not easy, it's stupid!

Huang: The service attitude here is really bad. Let's go. (stepping down)

Yu: (on a happy expression) Sister Pan, I have good news for you. The results of the examination a few days ago came out. The report shows that you have only a common cold, not bird flu. You can stop treatment after the infusion today.

Pam: Really? That's great. (A change in face) Oh, Nurse Xiaoyu, to tell the truth, when I saw that girl coming to check up just now, I was so worried that she was really bird flu. This feeling also made me understand why people were far away when they heard that I had a cold and were suspected of bird flu. How about this? I'll treat it for a few more days to consolidate it. I promise, I will never run around again during the infusion.

Yu: Haha, Sister Pan, I really don't need this. I've checked it in detail. You can relax. Don't forget, your old neighbors are waiting for you to go back and take them to the square dance.

pan: yes, yes, (two jumps appropriately), they are still waiting. Xiao Yu, thank you for your trouble these two days.

Yu: (clasping hands with Pan) Don't mention it, elder sister. It is my duty to take care of patients, and it is even more important for us to take patients as family.

Pan: Yes, we can understand each other and understand each other. Only by collecting and sorting through the Medical Education Network can we reduce disputes between doctors and patients, make nurses happy at work and patients comfortable in seeing a doctor, and build a harmonious society!

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