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Can you write a short story using one paragraph of text? The fewer words, the better?

The love of the head teacher

In the summer of 1981, at the age of 39, I decided to apply for China University of Mining and Technology. I was reading math books at home at noon. I started working when I was under 18 years old and have been working in the political affairs department for more than ten years. I have basically forgotten all mathematics, and I am even familiar with the formula for finding the root of a quadratic square of one variable.

Suddenly I heard someone calling me outside the door. I went out and saw He Jian, the math teacher in charge of the junior high school. He was holding a large stack of lesson plans. He panted and said to me: "You went to a technical secondary school after graduating from junior high school, and you didn't learn a lot of high school mathematics. These are all my high school lesson plans. They will be helpful for your further studies."

I was surprised. The ground was stunned. Over the past ten years, I have grown from a child to a middle-aged man who has experienced many vicissitudes of life. I taught night school, ran a newspaper, endured criticism, went to the May 7th Cadre School, worked in a coal mine, and finally became a deputy section chief before I was qualified to take the exam this time. How did Teacher He know the news?

He didn’t tell me, he just said that you should have taken the college entrance exam a long time ago, and it’s not too late to take the exam now. These words remind me of several things in junior high school. Among the many courses in junior high school, mathematics class is my favorite, especially the mathematics class taught by Teacher He. In the process of deducing mathematical formulas, he is like telling a story, introducing you little by little, and slowly you will remember it. I always finish the homework he assigns in advance. I also found many extracurricular exercises to practice. In order to be clever, I sometimes asked Teacher He to redo the extracurricular questions I had completed. It would take Teacher He a day or two to come up with answers to some questions. If I can't come up with it within two days, I will give my answer to the teacher for review. The teacher always said that I answered questions very well. This greatly satisfied my self-esteem. I won second place in a math competition held in eight classes across the grade. When I graduated from junior high school, my grades were all five. I was 15 years old that year. Because of family difficulties, he was unable to attend high school and went to a coal industry school with a living allowance.

Twenty-four years have passed. A teacher's love for his children has remained unchanged for 24 years. Looking at Mr. He, who has retired with silver hair, and thinking about himself who is full of trauma, tears welled up in his eyes. Make up your mind to do well in the exam.

A month later I received the admission notice from the University of Mining and Technology. Since there were only three to five days before the report, I hurriedly prepared my luggage at home and went to school to report. After returning home for vacation half a year later, I decided to go with my wife to visit Mr. He in his hometown in Yixian. When I went to Guanshan Night School where he taught after his retirement, I found that he had passed away.

Teacher He, you have never had a sip of water from me or a meal from me. How should I repay you for this love that has accumulated for 24 years? I made up my mind to learn from Teacher He, love work, do not ask for anything, and be a cultivated person.

Teachers’ Day is here. I write this completely true story without any modifications to express my gratitude to all teachers like Mr. He and call on all students to never forget their love for their teachers throughout their lives.

In Shenyang on September 9, 2019

It is fashionable to find lovers online. The director is almost sixty. After the Mid-Autumn Festival, his retirement deadline has arrived. He has never dated online. As I approach retirement, I also want to get addicted to the Internet!

He shook it on his phone, and a beautiful female profile picture came out. He found a group website called Yizhong, so he tried to chat with her, and soon it was very sweet. Secret words,...

The second continues...!

After dinner on the third day, he went to Room 301 of the Binjiang Hotel alone. When he knocked on the door, a beautiful beauty walked out...

After a closer look, it turned out to be My own wife...

It was so frightened that it ran and rolled out of the hotel...! ! !

Confessions one by one in the short novel

I faced the loess and turned my back to the sky. I lost all the 5,000 yuan I spent digging out of the dirt in one night, and my house suddenly exploded. nest.

The elderly mother pointed at my nose and kept talking: "When did I commit such a sin? I raised a son like you who doesn't earn any money. What's wrong with him, but he chose to gamble with me? You made such a big mistake, it depends on how you end it.

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The wife burst into tears: "I was frugal, scrimped on food and clothing, and spent every penny I had, but in the end you just left the money on the "Fangcheng table". From now on, let me How am I doing with my kids? "

The neighbors who tried to stop the fight crowded into my room, and I sat on the sofa looking embarrassed.

"Retribution" will see if he can play with it in the future." A brother who is older than me said: "I told him that he knew how to play that thing, but he didn't listen, so he would be in trouble."

"You" I'm angry Fighting against the bull, he almost said, "A dog takes a mouse, mind your own business."

His wife was still reluctant: "Marrying you is considered a bad luck, let's see whose family it is." The house is no better than ours, and no one is living a prosperous life like ours. They are holding a lot of money and playing with it. Why are you so miserable? "

"You are so careless." As soon as my wife finished speaking, my mother scolded her again: "Look at those people you hang out in the village. Those people are not lazy and lazy. Only a devil can believe that they can learn well."

I bowed and said: "Today counts." It's my fault. "

"Bullshit," my wife said to me, "It's my fault that you lost the money!"

I squeezed my wife. He opened his eyes and signaled: "I've already apologized to you, but it's hard for me to kneel down to you in front of so many people."

"I know you can't stop eating shit." The wife wiped away her tears again and said stiffly: "If you don't tell everyone today that you are ugly, we won't be done with it."

Now that things have come to this, I know I can admit defeat and beg for mercy, saying: "Today I feel aggrieved. I can't say anything to you. As long as you and our mother don't get angry, I will tolerate whatever you say."

The wife's face turned gloomy and said: "I take this seriously."

I swung my arm and cursed and swore: "I lied to you and the sky will strike me with five thunderbolts."

My wife quickly covered my mouth: "You are not allowed to swear such vicious oaths."

My mother hurriedly tried to smooth things over: "Since we have lost the money, there is no point in crying or making trouble anymore." It won't help, so let's buy one for five thousand yuan.

Let's learn a lesson! "

It takes a family turmoil to calm down.

Finished! Thanks.

"Life Anecdotes" (Real Stories)

Last night, a colleague who opened a store came to our store to chat and said that he encountered a terrible thing this noon. Should "(Shandong dialect: suspicion and fear are unlucky)

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What did I ask him?

She stated slowly:

At noon, when there were few customers in the store, I closed the store door tightly and lay down on the sofa in the store (with my eyes closed) to rest for a while.

Not long after I lay down, I was in a daze. Unexpectedly, someone pushed open the store door and came in...

I had to get up and thought to myself Who would come out to sell clothes at noon?

The person who came looked like he was about forty years old. He was dressed a little weirdly, and his face seemed to be smeared with powder and rouge. I thought to myself, it is not surprising that modern people are easy to dress up.

So, I asked her if she wanted to sell clothes.

The man browsed the entire store and asked me to pick out five pieces of clothing to try on. After wearing them once, he pointed at these pieces of clothing and said, this one, this one,... .

He asked me to pack them all and send them to a certain place, and then I picked one piece in the store and wore it.

I did the math and found out that these clothes cost 847 yuan. I said that if I buy this much, I will leave you 800 yuan for the 847 yuan.

Then tell him that no one is watching the store and no delivery will be made. You pay for the goods and you can take them away yourself.

The man said, I gave you the money, are you afraid that you won’t be able to find it?

I said, as long as it is money, there is nothing that cannot be found.

The man picked at his body for a long time and took out a piece of red money that looked like 100 yuan. I took it and took a look: it was good money, much larger than 100 yuan. When I looked at the number on it, There are so many zeros, I counted them, 100 million yuan, and then I looked carefully...

Oh my god, it's a ghost coin!

A cold air penetrated into the back of my spine...

I calmed down and said, "I can't find it. Do you have any other money?" ?

He said yes, do you want US dollars?

I said, OK.

He took out another green note.

I felt vigilantly that the so-called U.S. dollar that the man took out was also a ghost coin...

A Yu had another affair with her husband over money. They started arguing, "Stop", and my husband was also angry. After Ayu got out of the car, he closed the door and drove away. Ayu was very annoyed. The two of them were going to relax and have dinner outside on the weekend. When they were about to finish eating, their son, who was a sophomore in college, sent a message saying that he didn’t have enough money and asked his mother to transfer 2,000 yuan. Ayu looked at his phone. The change in my pocket was just over 1,000 yuan, so I asked my husband to transfer it. Unexpectedly, my husband became angry when he heard it, "This guy gives him 3,000 yuan every month. In the past few months, he has always said that it is not enough. He just gave him 3,000 yuan this month." , and he asked for money in less than half a month, and if he doesn’t transfer it, I’d like to ask him where he used it.” The two of them quarreled over this matter. Ayu felt helpless and looked at the road with people and cars going by. It was already getting late, so she decided to take Didi to get a ride home. Coincidentally, the person driving the car was her first love, but she didn't recognize her. It was the man who called her by her nickname and reminded her that she reacted. Then, they came to the lakeside, with cool breeze and affectionate feelings. Just as they were preparing their memoirs, Ayu's cell phone rang. It was her husband calling, "The money has been transferred to my son, your position is "Wherever you are, I'll pick you up," Haha, things in the world are often unclear and unclear.

One day, I had dinner with a few friends and chatted while eating.

Zhang San and Li Si like to quarrel when they meet.

Zhang San said: "Si'er, I'm older than you. Seriously, you should call me Brother Sheng."

Li Si said: "Go ahead and have fun." . Brother, do you know how to write brother? You are older than me, and I am older than you. You should call me uncle. I am your uncle."

Why are you so noisy? Eat and eat, pinch each other when you meet someone, don't mind going out to practice before coming back, and supporting you two before you even eat much?

They glanced at each other, babbled about something, and continued eating.