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It is not difficult to find a wife. Tell me about it.

1. I don't want the prodigal son to turn back. People who like me must be infatuated from the beginning.

2. I want to marry love, but I have never met the right person.

If no one protects you, you will be so cool that you have no weaknesses. You are too good to be emotionally ruined.

I hope you are left alone. I'm the only one in the world who likes you.

I am a person with a good memory. I didn't do what you promised me, so I won't mention it again, and I don't need you to do it again.

6. If you have a lover in your heart, you will see passers-by.

7. It's really cool not to love someone if you don't flatter and pester them.

8. Only those who have really worked hard will understand the importance of talent.

9. Not everyone in this world knows how to repay kindness. Don't be a good person who always wronged himself and helped others.

10. Tomatoes and tomatoes, potatoes and potatoes, my favorite person and you.

1 1. I'm not afraid of you leaving. What I'm afraid of is that you always stay for others.

12. Youth owes me a deskmate, who is as good at science as Huai Yu, is handsome, can play basketball, and kills his head in minutes.

13. I hope someone will understand your bow and protect your childishness carefully.

14. If you can't love, just let go. Doing things once is enough. You have no idea how badly I lost when I was serious.

15. You can have a bad love, but you can't indulge yourself in a decadent life.

16. I'm separated from you by a long wind and a deep valley, so I can't get close to you and give up.

17. Call me garbage, but only if you are better than me, otherwise you are even worse than garbage.

18. Life is so short that I want to be a meaningful person. Me too. I want to be a person with 100 million.

Let me know when you meet the right person.

I used to feel that I was still young, even if I didn't meet the right person, I could always look for it. Later, I found that there are not so many right people and wrong people, depending on whether you cherish it or not. Under the sun, no one is born right, and everyone has a different temper, personality and world outlook. The most important thing is to meet the two most suitable people. If you can't even get through this running-in process, don't delay other people's lives.

Let me know when you meet the right person.

First, whenever I want to fall in love most, I always meet the right person. Is this God's plan? Is it cruel!

Second, sometimes I can't figure it out. Actually, I've been trying to be nice to everyone. I feel very kind, but I can't meet the right person and get hurt again and again. Is there something wrong with me?

I always say that I will never get married until I meet the right person, but I know in my heart that after a long time, I will compromise like life.

Fourth, it's actually good to meet the right person alone. You don't have to make do, you don't have to be wronged, and you have to take care of your work and life.

If you don't meet the right person, you won't be willful and naive. I hope someone will coax me. I only know that you live in the delta, and I only know that I love you. As long as we live here for a few days, it's like I love you once and my heart is gone. I will give you my love, just a little. You should be great.

6. As the saying goes, all the misses are for you to meet a better self. I just want to say that you can't meet a better fate that you missed. Meeting the right person at the wrong time will only make you regret it later.

7. If you lose at the starting line, you won't meet the right person. We still have to face wechat, nonsense, of course.

Eight, I think an important reason for my solo flight is that whenever I see a good-looking boy, I am embarrassed to look at others, and my eyes drift directly to other places, which makes me unable to confirm my eyes and meet the right person.

Nine, this life may be like this, lonely, boring, empty and boring, no pain, no love, no mood, such a long life, but I can't meet a right person.

10. I am not afraid that I am not married at the age of 30, and I am afraid that I have not met the right person in my twenties; I'm not afraid to give everything, what I'm afraid of is that my contribution has become a matter of course in your eyes; I am not afraid of the long years. What I'm afraid of is that I have no pity for bad words.

Chatting with them at dinner tonight has strengthened my terrible belief in marriage. If you don't meet the right person, your life will start a hell mode.

If destiny takes a hand, we won't meet the right person. Then be single for life! Being single is not shameful, but being together if you don't like it is shameful. Hurt people and hurt themselves!

Thirteen, if you don't meet the right person, your existence is the biggest problem.

Fourteen, meet the right person, go to work or not, single dog or single dog. However, if you like weekends occasionally, you can let go of all your fatigue ~ If you have a wife, you will like them appropriately, at least emotionally, and you will not let her down.

Fifteen, maybe I just confirmed his eyes, and then I'll never meet the right person again.

Sixteen, there are regrets, but it's all over. Maybe I won't meet the right person in the future, but I believe in fate and fate more.

Seventeen, only 20 years old, I'm afraid it's too late, I'm afraid no one loves me. Can't meet the right person

Eighteen, another pair of Cp, but I always feel that I can't meet the right person. It's probably fate. I'd better love my prospective brother.

19. After the speech, life will go on as usual, won't it? The sun will rise and set as usual. I didn't meet the right person. It's all bullshit. He doesn't understand and doesn't want to understand. I'm tired and don't want to talk about it. It's really impossible to leave, isn't it? Yes

Twenty, maybe I'm really not suitable for dating. I feel that I may not have met the right person. I have a long life. Although you may be late for so many years in my world, I'm still looking forward to it. My boy, where are you?

I'm afraid I won't meet the right person at this age. I really want to ask, is your true love allocated by the state?

Twenty-two, obviously only in his twenties. I always feel that I will never meet the right person again, losing my original impulse and despair.

If I don't meet the right person, I'd rather be alone all my life! Stop caring about people you shouldn't care about!

Twenty-four, year after year, people always say that if you haven't met the right person, it means you have problems, too. People like me may really be unwilling to love.

Twenty-five or eight years, I thought I would never meet someone I love more in my life, but here you are. God still loves me, and you are the right person. It is not too late. I love you forever.

26. I have been worried that I will not meet the right person.

27. Personal problems will be mentioned on any occasion. Girls aged 27 or 8 are harder to find than girls before the age of 25, I admit, but it's just a little harder. It's not that I can't see them. I believe that I will eventually meet the right person and live a happy life.

28. I will never be afraid of loneliness and being alone, but I am afraid that I will never meet the right person, and my mistakes will always be repeated.

Twenty-nine, from beginning to end, I think that there is no age to get married. If I don't meet the right person, I'd rather live alone all my life, but I can meet the right person. I just want to give you the best of yourself. But now I look down on myself. .

Thirty, I said: yes, love has gone with him, and there is no one who has to marry. Everyone else is the same. It's strange to talk about things. I didn't meet the right person before when I had no other requirements except feelings. Now I'm just talking about things, even if it seems that I have more requirements, I have more choices!

Thirty-one, the sudden rest makes me not excited. I used to be particularly afraid of emptiness, but now I am too busy to breathe. I've always wanted to do something with people I get along with. I don't want to be earth-shattering I just want to break through and concentrate on one thing, but I always meet the right person at the right time, but I don't meet the right person at the right time. My friend said I should never point at anyone. Everyone just keeps each other company.

Thirty-two, I feel that there is no wave at this stage. Is the state wrong, the person wrong, or the person wrong? Awkward age, thinking without thinking, awkward career, high or low ..... Some people are chasing, feel embarrassed and want to escape, no one is chasing, and they want to fall in love, which is contradictory. Who pursues because they like it, not because they are suitable?

The terrible thing is not that I can't meet the right person, but that I have lost the ability to love before that.

Thirty-four years ago, it wasn't much. At that age, I was really desperate. Now everyone doesn't know what's wrong. They all wrap themselves up. Even if they meet someone they like, they just pay more attention. Even if they show a thorn, they will immediately wrap themselves up. They would rather give up than invest too much, as if afraid of losing. I have been complaining about not meeting the right person, but I have been missing it.

I admit that everything I have done is wrong, but even though I know it is wrong, I will do it because I want to prove that all my efforts have been rewarded. I will never forget what I have paid and what I have been hurt. I also want a good relationship, but I don't feel good enough to meet the right person. Can't I do what I like now? Should we be content with the status quo? When you are financially independent, you will feel that everything is nothing.

Thirty-six, don't be sorry, you can't meet the right person. Imagine 10 thousand bad endings, and there is always a chance.

Thirty-seven years old, I have decided that if I don't meet the right person, I would rather be single all my life, so at least my soul is free.

Cherish when you meet, and work hard when you don't meet.

First, then, he was lonely and terrible, accompanied by alcohol, tobacco and laughter.

Second, habitually pick up the phone and habitually think of someone. You don't admit that you are addicted, but you can't quit.

Third, we always care too much about love and care too little about our relatives. The former is like a delicious meal, a feast, which arouses a strong desire and makes people linger. The latter is like oxygen around us, nourishing us all the time, silently, but always ignored and forgotten. Desire will get you what you want most, and you will lose the most important thing. It's always too late to turn back.

Fourthly, what really hurts me is that I have to watch myself lose, but there is nothing I can do.

Youth is always beautiful, but true youth only belongs to those who always strive for the upper reaches, those who always forget their work and those who are always modest.

6. May I have a face that you can cherish all your life in exchange for your support in your later years.

Seven, girls must travel frequently, don't be a house girl.

Eight, today will be yesterday, tomorrow will be the past, but I will always be with you and turn the present into forever.

Do you know how happy I was when you kissed me in front of my best friend and your buddy last night?

Ten, leave a little blank for life.

To love a girl, it is better to keep her and work hard for her happiness than to give her up for her happiness.

Treat brothers and sisters as warm as spring, treat feelings as hot as summer, treat work as neat as autumn wind sweeping leaves, and treat exams as calm as ice and snow.

Thirteen, in the river of love, I don't want to take all, I just want to scoop a scoop of my own river.

Fourteen, love is an adventure, win, stay together for a lifetime; Lost, people who are closer than friends are not even friends.

15. When you are in a bad mood, always ask yourself what you have instead of nothing.

16. Usually, behind every powerful woman, there is a man who makes her grow up, an emotional experience that makes her fully aware, and a metamorphosis process that pushes herself into a corner and eventually reborn.

Time flies, I only care about you.

18. cherish when you meet, and work hard when you don't meet.

Life is so short that I don't want to regret it with you for even a second.

Don't put it down if you can't put it down. If you can't forget it, remember it first. One day, you will find that you have forgotten it in your mind.

Twenty-one, rational thinking, simple life. If I don't go with you, reason is dominant. Is there anything simpler than the feeling of missing?

22. I felt a little impatient when you talked to me, so I lost the courage to continue.

23. I want to live a life like ipartment with a group of men and women.

Lovely to say that I want to ascend to heaven, but I can't find the elevator.

1. You send my lover and I'll do you a favor.

Bees are busy all day, praised, mosquitoes keep running around, and everyone fights.

As long as you live better than me and die earlier than me.

I treat you like a human being, but you bark like a dog?

Some people don't think about it in the morning and don't want to sleep at night!

6. I went to the examination room and collapsed. I saw tears on the paper. I don't test anything I recite, and I can't test it.

7. If you want to be a good monster now, you must defeat Altman at all costs.

8.? What is your vital capacity? Can blow the cow force so big!

9. Marriage is to wear cotton-padded clothes freely. It's inconvenient to move, but it will be warm.

10. I received an email today: Please reissue the kindergarten certificate as soon as possible, thank you.

1 1. In this era of information flooding, are you still proud of mastering more information? I have long been ashamed of knowing everything!

12. The hero is very sad about Beauty Pass. I'm not a hero, but the beauty let me through.

13. Only ugly women can say that men are playboys, and incompetent men can say that women are realistic!

14. A radish has a pit, but some pits are either too big or too small.

15. My heart is broken and I look like jiaozi.

16. Not everyone can live a low-key life. The basis of keeping a low-key is to keep a high profile at any time.

17. A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like her appearance.

18. The difference between leaders and us is that they walk the red carpet and we walk the zebra crossing.

19. In another hundred years, it will grow into a towering green onion.

20. You don't know what I'm doing. Am I busy?

2 1. I'm too busy to know what to do.

22. A child of 19 years old went after the address of the old Chinese doctor on the telephone pole. When he saw the doctor, he was surprised and said, Uncle Wang, don't you buy feed?

23. Beauty just shows us the surface, don't always want to go deep into the connotation!

24. Love the first person out of random; Love the second person because of inertia; Love the last person because of inertia.

25. When life turns everything into black humor with malice, I follow the current and turn myself into a hooligan with higher education.

26. This story is pure fiction. If there is any similarity, please ask the day.

27. Breaking my word is my style. Betraying my loved ones is my present situation, and long life is my result.

28. I will try my best to realize my dream and make up for my arrogance when I was a child.

29. Why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die?

Holding your hand, you will know that your child is ugly and your face is covered with tears. If you don't go, I'll go.

3 1. A painter's ass is as big as his ideal!

32. Men don't drink vinegar, and their feelings are not rich; Women don't drink vinegar, and families are not harmonious; Old people don't drink vinegar, the older they get, the more confused they become; Children will never make progress if they don't drink vinegar.

33. Love is when I think you don't pretend and you don't think I'm dirty.

34. Life is like dry shit. You work harder, and then you will feel comfortable.

I received a short message yesterday asking me to remit the money to an account of China Agricultural Bank. I replied: Don't worry, I'll burn it for you right away!

36. When people start to say that you are crazy, you are not far from success.

37. When you can't figure it out, think about yourself in China, and everything will suddenly become clear.

38. I took a fancy to getting married at first, but it was a mistake to divorce later.

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40. The world is so beautiful, but I am so grumpy. Is this good or not?

4 1. I wander between unrestrained introspection and narcissism.

I want to ascend to heaven, but I can't find the elevator.

43. When I was a child, I wanted to grow up quickly, but when I grew up, I wanted to go back to my childhood. This world is really contradictory!

44. Now it's robbery! Rich people take money, poor people borrow money!

45. The girlfriend doesn't do housework on the grounds that her period is coming, and the boyfriend says: Your period is coming! Oh, my great-uncle is here. Online always says that women are like clothes, which makes me depressed. How can it be so difficult to find a suitable dress?

46. I like people in men's shows. Bored in front of others. Coquettish in front of me.

47. The current master's degree is like a grain of rice on the soles of your feet. If it tastes uncomfortable, you can't eat it.

48. I learned to drink to drown my loneliness and sadness. Unexpectedly, they fucking learned to swim.

49. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and delicate when they are short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!

When you grow up, marry Tang Yan to be your husband. Play if you can. If you can't play, you can eat him

5 1. An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, but a thousand dollars can't buy an inch of time, but I'm still willing to sell my time for some gold.

52. Women, being beautiful is an advantage, and living beautifully is a skill.

53. A man's lies can deceive a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can deceive a man for a lifetime.

54. Don't hang yourself from a tree, try to die several times in several nearby trees.

Because I love you wholeheartedly, I can only give you up mercilessly.

56. Save water and try to take a bath with your girlfriend.

Love your neighbor wholeheartedly, but don't let her husband know.

58. Senior! My little girl is afraid of having sex when she menstruates! Hearing this, the Tang Priest folded his hands: Amitabha, I'm here to learn from the scriptures!

59. I deliberately study, work, live and live like a person!

60. A man wants to divorce his wife after making money, but he can't make money and his wife wants to divorce him.

6 1. A newspaper cancelled a photo of a couple with their dog. There are also picture titles-dog, male and female.

62. God snatched love from my hand and said, "Love is not yours!" " So I cried and went to play games with my children.

63. It is said that certificates contain a certain amount of gold. I burned it, but I couldn't find the iron filings!

64. You go your way and I'll go my Naihe Bridge.

65. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.

When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the robe of a monk.

67. A man has gold under his knee. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!

68. If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!

69. I have done many stupid things, but I don't care at all. My friends call it self-confidence.

70. My eyesight is very poor. For example, see the thumbtacks on the wall over there? You can see it, but I can't.

7 1. It used to be called' grave robbing and digging'. Damn, now it's called' archaeology' science!