Funny joke, really ugly.

My sister went on a blind date in the morning and came back with a depressed face.

At that time, my mother was anxious and quickly asked, daughter, what's wrong with you? Don't you like another boy?

Sister said: Yes, that boy is really ugly.

Mother suddenly said with some blame: boys are all alike, don't be so harsh.

Sister added: He looks worse than my brother.

Mom paused, and then said, that's really ugly.

As a sister-in-law, I am speechless.

Funny joke 2:

I woke up at two o'clock in the morning to go to the toilet, and suddenly I was not sleepy. I looked at my sleeping husband and his bedside cell phone, and it suddenly occurred to me that I had never checked his cell phone. I wonder if he has any secrets from me. Easily unlock it with his birthday. WeChat, qq and SMS turned around and there was nothing. Suddenly, I felt very depressed on a busy night. So I sent the only twenty dollars in my husband's WeChat to my mobile phone. ...

Funny joke 3:

My niece has to peel apples when she eats them.

Yesterday, I peeled an apple for her, and I told her the benefits of eating an apple peel. . .

The little niece nodded doubtfully, and then said, "Aunt, I'll keep all the apple peels I eat in the future!" " "

Me. . .

Funny joke 4:

One day, the city zoo found that the kangaroo had escaped from its cage, so it held a meeting to discuss and agreed that the cage should not be too high or too low. So they decided to raise the height of the cage from 10 meter to 20 meters. As a result, the next day they found that kangaroos were still running outside, so they decided to raise the height to 30 meters again.

I didn't expect to see all the kangaroos running outside the next day. The keeper was very nervous and decided to raise the height of the cage to 100 meters.

One day a giraffe was chatting with some kangaroos. "Do you think these people will continue to keep your cage?" Asked the giraffe. "It's hard to say. Kangaroo said, "If they continue to forget to close the door! ：