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In 2022, the weather is hot enough to send a circle of friends on WeChat.

Everyone looks forward to summer in winter, but when summer comes, many friends can't stand it because it's too hot.

Make up for an hour and open the door.

There is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue.

The moment I saw the mosquito fly out of the air-conditioned room, its body smoked and fell to the ground, like a gray machine that was hit and crashed.

In midsummer, it's so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly in the shade of trees, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings.

Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours.

Not at 40 degrees

Nobody touched China on the road. It is said that a guy wants to touch China. As soon as he lay down, he jumped up and ran faster than a rabbit.

If I die of a fever in this city, brothers remember to collect the body and work hard for you. There must be air conditioning in the coffin.

It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has entered the stage of comprehensive closure. It is said that a guy wants to touch China. As soon as he lay down, he jumped up and ran faster than a rabbit.

I once threatened at zero that I would rather die of heat than freeze into a dog. It was not until today that I realized that it was too young to make a wonderful promise.

In midsummer, it is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly near the shade, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings.

I met a stranger in the street just now and became an acquaintance in the blink of an eye!

In today's weather, instant noodles can be soaked directly in tap water!

Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep!

The weather is extremely sultry, there is no wind, and the dense air seems to be condensed.

They said we had to wait until the melons were ripe. I'm really eager to unload the goods early! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot!

Eat more melons in hot summer, replenish water to prevent heatstroke and lower blood pressure; To quench your thirst and eat watermelon, in addition to relieving summer heat, eat wax gourd, clear away heat and purge fire, eat loofah, detoxify and maintain beauty, and eat bitter gourd. Eat three meals a day and live a healthy life. Good morning!

Add some refreshments to your blessings to make you cool in the summer, and add some refreshments to your greetings to help you have a refreshing summer, and inject some lightness into your prayers to bring you a quiet summer. Summer is coming. I wish you a cool summer and a happy mood. Good morning!

Let the wind blow away your sadness, let the rain wash away your troubles, let the white clouds bring you coolness, let the moon bring you warmth, let love bring you happiness, let friendship bring you happiness, and let my information bring you happiness! Good morning!

In the hot summer, I wish you a full summer; Summer flowers, I wish you a proud Xia Feng; It's raining in summer. I wish you a beautiful and charming summer. I wish you a happy, cool, auspicious and happy summer! Good morning!

The weather is very hot, the sound of grass growing and the wind know, the feeling of missing know, and my blessing you know! There are no brilliant words, just hope to bring you a fresh heart in this hot season. Good morning!

The weather is unpredictable, and the climate is hot and cold. Wear more clothes in the morning, pay attention to sun protection at noon, don't forget to rest at work, don't be tired, eat more fruits and vegetables, keep a happy mood and have a healthy and happy summer! Good morning!

Give you a pure and long breath like lavender, a quiet and pleasant breath like lemon, a smooth breath like perilla, the coolest wind in this season, and wish you a fresh summer! Good morning!

It is very hot in summer, so health care is very important. It is not advisable to use electric fans for a long time, and pay more attention to the cold air of air conditioning; Summer is hot, appetite is low, eat more light and less greasy; Adjust your mind, be happy and have a happy summer. Good morning!

Change tigers in autumn, and be careful not to get heatstroke. Don't be exposed to the sun outdoors, be careful of the sun poison. High temperature and less labor, cooling and heatstroke prevention. Clothes should be loose, which is more comfortable to absorb sweat. Drink more salty water and remember to replenish water. I wish you health and worry-free! Good morning!

It is very hot in summer. Pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling. Drink more hot tea and eat less cold drinks; Eat more fruits and vegetables and less meat; Eat more acid and less sweet; Use more fans and less air conditioners. Don't be impatient, calm and natural. Remember to take care of yourself! Good morning!

In spring, I copied the spring breeze and posted it to you in summer; In spring, I downloaded drizzle and saved the summer for you; I compress and cool in spring, and I decompress you in summer; Have a nice summer and good morning!

The weather is changeable in spring, so wear clothes to keep warm; Daily life should be regular, and sleep should be supplemented at noon; When the flu comes, eat more ginger and garlic; Outdoor exercise and fitness, moderately soothing; Open-minded and optimistic, physically and mentally healthy all year round! Good morning!

My greeting is ice cream, which melts in the mouth, sweet in the stomach and cold in the heart. May you repel the high temperature, release happiness, live a beautiful life and smile beautifully every day! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health! Good morning!

Summer health needs to be reliable, and the most important thing is heat dissipation and heatstroke prevention. Wash clothes and bathe frequently, and your skin is healthy and your body is healthy. Drink more water and eat more.

Summer health lies in hot towels, hot baths, hot foot washing and drinking hot tea, which can not only enhance physical fitness, but also effectively prevent heat diseases such as heatstroke. Good morning!

Summer is hot and the temperature is high, so we should cool down to prevent heatstroke and cold, pay attention to mental conditioning, keep a good mood, exercise regularly, balance nutrition and keep healthy! I wish you a relaxed and safe summer! Good morning!

Summer troubles, sweet and sour days, simple happiness, sincere friendship, fresh wishes, I wish you a relaxed and happy summer! Good morning!

Summer trick, summer makes perfect: don't cheat, because summer is unreliable; You can catch a cold, because the cold overcomes the heat; Be creative, because you can't take off your coat in summer. May you find happiness and return to the hot summer. Good morning!

Send you a warm gift in hot summer. Mayflowers represent blessings, birds represent peace, fish represent happiness, wind represents greetings, clouds represent lingering, and summer represents happiness. The weather turns hot, pay attention to heatstroke prevention! Good morning!

When the season comes, love will never stop in the cool Xia Feng. I wish you a good mood every day, smooth work, successful career, happy family, happy and safe smile, fresh summer and good fortune to send home. Good morning!

The hot summer is coming, and health care is very important. Find some leisure and time; Dance a little, run a small step; Drink a cup of tea to nourish the soul; Take a nap to supplement sleep; Pay attention to heatstroke prevention and take care of yourself; Wish you a happy summer vacation. Good morning!

Summer is very hot, very hot; Spend some time and find some free time; Run a small step and exercise; Drink a cup of tea to nourish your heart; Take a nap to catch up on your sleep. I sincerely hope to bless you: pay attention to heatstroke prevention and health care! Spend every day happily! Good morning!

Attention should be paid to summer health: morning exercise should not be too early, so as not to affect sleep, exercise control intensity, and avoid excessive body consumption; Cold drinks after exercise hurt the stomach, and warm salt water is the best drink to cool down. Good morning!

Summer stove is as happy as a fan. Occasionally step barefoot on cold pebbles. A plate full of fresh fruits and vegetables, a table of iced drinks. Frozen troubles for a lifetime, happy and comfortable brain. May you receive this joke, a cool day in summer. Good morning!

It's too hot. I just met a stranger on the road, smiled at each other and became familiar.

Inviting you out to dinner in this weather must be a difference between life and death, and it must be a lifelong event!

I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than freeze into a dog at a low temperature of zero. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that the promise of beauty was too young.

The sun is like the boss's fireball, the light is burning, the road is scorched by the scorching sun, and it goes on step by step.

Weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and barbecue, and only a garlic between me and scallops!

It was so hot that I got a big pimple on my face. This hard, red and painful thing withered for the first time.

There is no cloud in the sky, the sun is burning overhead, there is no wind, and all the trees are standing there listlessly.

Not at 40 degrees

In summer, the poisonous hot sunshine erodes the unhealed wounds.

Inviting you out to dinner in this weather must be the difference between life and death, and it must be a lifelong event to talk about.

They said we had to wait until the melons were ripe. I'm really eager to unload the goods early! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot!

I don't want to go out. The weather is very hot.

If I die of heat in this city, brothers remember to collect the body and work hard for you. There must be air conditioning in the coffin.

It's too hot, buy a basket of eggs and go home to become a chicken! Buy a mat and turn it into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded, but it's burnt!

It's too hot here today. Be agitated.

The two strangers smiled at each other and knew each other.

Although I didn't do anything, I was still sweating like a pig.

My shoes are still stuck on the asphalt?

You said, don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!

You can see me typing on the screen, but you can't see my tears falling on the keyboard.

Finally, I can steam to a sauna that doesn't cost money.

Do I know you? Well, it's almost two people standing in the sun and saying!

I saw a coin on the road. I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up because I was afraid of being burned.

It's too hot. If you want to eat cold dishes, you must eat them while they are hot, or they will get hot soon!

What defeated me was not innocence, but innocence. Until today, I realized that where is cool and where to stay is by no means a word. This is definitely the most sincere concern and the most secret love.