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Children’s sentences about making mistakes

After making a mistake, the naughty child ran into his mother's arms and cried and confessed his mistake, and was immediately forgiven. So that if he made the same mistake over and over again, he was immediately forgiven in the same way. Parents felt that Everything has changed, and I think the child is cute and can be forgiven even if he is wrong. This fucking parent is also a bear, and he has been pissed off by this naughty child recently.

Sentences about naughty children who make mistakes

1. As a well-educated and responsible parent, from the time when the child is very young, when he does something wrong, he must Let him know how to admit his mistakes. In addition, let him know how to pay for his mistakes. The famous American growth psychologist Carl Pickhart once said: When a naughty child makes a mistake, the best result is not deprivation, but repair. Because he did something he shouldn't have done, he should do something to make up for his mistake.

2. For example, would you let your child be educated in the same school as a naughty kid who has killed someone? ! Nowadays, parents don’t trust teachers and trust the police. Why don’t they educate them from an early age so that they can only apologize if they make a mistake?

3. I couldn’t help crying. This was the first time since the heavy bleeding accident that I cried. I didn’t cry when I was lying on the bed and couldn’t move. I didn’t cry when I was bleeding every day and was scared. This time it was because of those naughty kids in school. If you make a mistake, it is my dereliction of duty. I'm sorry, baby. Mom shouldn't cry, especially during the two weeks that the doctor said are the most dangerous.

4. When I went home on the weekend, I opened the diary from high school and freshman year, and silently took it back to myself Home. I studied it in the morning and marveled at how sometimes the knowledge is profound, and sometimes it's just a child taking risks and making mistakes. I tore out the most irritating pages.

5. I like naughty children very much. On the bus, in the supermarket, and in the playground, naughty children will always do some ridiculous things. Because the bear is a child's growth process. But the premise of this kind of love is that behind the naughty child, there is a mature parent!

6. My brother has a four-year-old naughty boy. Yesterday he made a mistake and was beaten by his father and made to kneel. From the moment he knelt down, the naughty boy cried and sang "Only One in the World" Hello mom, it’s so miserable!

7. Although I also like dogs, I don’t think there is anything wrong with punishing pets when they make mistakes. However, many saints say that dogs know what they do and why should they care about them when they make mistakes; this is not the same as naughty children. What difference does his parents’ justification make for making a mistake? Then why does everyone criticize children but turn to pets? Human beings are really weird

8. The po pig is getting better and better, and it is no longer as naughty as it was a few months ago, so I feel like I won’t teach it a lesson if it makes a mistake now. Because it understands how to scold it, and I really feel a sense of relief, like raising a naughty child well

9. If you make mistakes at a young age, you don’t need to be punished! ? It’s okay to infringe on other people’s interests! ? It's terrible, how many naughty children are spoiled by Master Xiong like this!

10. Lack of care. The naughty child slowly grows up after making mistakes. The plot is always simple. But the little spider is really cute, but I prefer the emotional lines of Garfield's two movies.

11. After you make a mistake with a naughty child, why do some people say that you never did such a thing when you were a child? It’s the same as other people, so I’m really embarrassed. I’ve never done it before.

12. I haven’t had direct contact with a Taiwanese girl for a long time, and I was so angry when I saw her this time. We are talking about a mixed-race kid who makes all kinds of mistakes. The Taiwanese girls keep asking if you are sure you can tell him where he made mistakes. We said that we have told him many times and he still refuses to mend his ways. The Taiwanese girl was not willing to admit that she thought the other person was half Taiwanese, so she felt it was necessary to let him know where he was wrong and the consequences of his mistakes. However, we explained and promised many times and refused to listen.

13. Behind every naughty child there must be a naughty parent. Don’t use the fact that the child is still young to forgive every mistake they make!

14. The problem of naughty children really makes you angry once and for all. Being young is never a reason or excuse for making mistakes! ! ! Why don't you teach them well when you are a child before you want to take care of them when you are an adult? It's too late! ! ! Go ahead and regret it, all of you, mothers-in-law with golden claws are the best when you meet them. . . . . Should!

15. It is becoming more and more difficult to be a teacher. Parents do not cooperate, naughty children are disobedient, and they have to take the blame for other teachers who make mistakes in the society. They also have to accept the criticism of the profession of teachers from keyboard warriors. boom.

16. My child, it’s not scary for you to make mistakes when you are young. Mom just wants you to learn to take responsibility, and you can’t let it go just because you are young. I don’t want you to become the naughty child that others call you.

17. Recently, Shoududu has been sleeping very badly and has a bad temper. She refused to go to bed very late yesterday. She was really angry. She told her dad to give her a quick beating. She couldn’t stand it anymore. He Dad geared up and walked over and said, "Come on, daddy hugs me, haha." I asked many classmates and colleagues how to punish children when they make mistakes. They said they would spank the child or make him stand. We are both unable to do so, and we are afraid that she will turn into a naughty child and collapse

10 8. Children can be worry-free if they are taught well from an early age. Children who are naughty are spoiled. I'm so afraid that I won't be able to discipline my children severely in the future, and I'm afraid that I'll spoil them and be reluctant to beat or scold them if they make mistakes in the future, although it's too early to say this now.

19. Children who make mistakes should be punished accordingly. Is this sentence wrong? Why do some people have such incorrect views? Licking the face and squirting on others.

20. If your naughty child makes a mistake in front of you, and you teach him a lesson and criticize him, people around him will say: He is still young and ignorant, isn’t that true for all children? If you make a mistake in front of others, they will say: This naughty child is so ignorant and his parents are used to it. Only as a mother will you know that something bad will happen to your naughty child at any time, and you don’t know what he will do in the next second to make you furious. Understand each other!

21. I finally understand that there is a group of doting parents behind the upbringing of a naughty child. It is not scary for children to be naughty and make mistakes, but they cannot make mistakes on principled issues. Now I feel distressed because they are pampered but not educated. , society will help you educate him when he grows up!

22. My sister made a mistake and was scolded by her mother. After that, she went to her brother for comfort. She was so warmed by his hug that she burst into laughter and made you so angry that you naughty child

1. Mom ,I'm back.

How did you do on the test?

I got 53 points.

You failed even if you didn’t even score 60 points? My mother is pretending to beat her son.

The son quickly ducked away: Why didn’t you ask what the full score was?

What was the full score?

150

2. My nephew likes to listen to my stories and insists on sleeping with me at night. I saw that he was wearing dirty pants and said: Go and ask your mother to take off her pants before she comes to sleep.

The nephew was stunned for a moment, then ran over to his sister-in-law and said: Mom, uncle asked you to take off your pants and sleep with him.

3. I asked my son: Baby, where did daddy take you to play today?

The naughty kid replied: No, my aunt won’t let me tell you.

4. Take your son to play by the lake in the park, but your son insists on playing on the boat.

Me: Dad doesn’t dare to play. If you fall into the water, you won’t have a dad. . .

Son: It’s okay. If you fall into the water, I will fish it out for you and put it in a fish tank.

Me. . .

5. My wife is in charge of the family’s finances, and the pocket money she gives me every month is pitiful. As my caring little girl, my daughter would share her pocket money with me at the end of the month without telling my wife!

Until one day, all the money I had saved for several years was stolen by my wife. Searched and taken away.

I saw my daughter happily saying: Mom! I have been undercover for so long, how much are you going to divide me? A naughty kid who ruined all three views

Intro: My son saw the neighbor girl in the morning When I got married, I asked: Dad, why is my sister crying? Dad said: Because she is getting married and goes to other people’s homes, she will rarely come back. The son thought for a while and said: Dad, mom always bullies us, how about we marry her too! Just let her come back and wash our clothes occasionally.

1. A young man on the bus couldn’t find a seat when he got on the bus, so he walked to the back and walked in front of a child. He said to the child: "My child, are you tired from sitting? Tell your uncle when you are tired and he will sit for you for a while." The child looked at his uncle and said, "Uncle, don't worry, I can hold on."

2. Xiao Ming, a scumbag, often writes imitations of ancient poems to amuse himself and others - the teacher taught us that we should remember the hard-won three meals a day, let us review the hoeing... Xiao Ming immediately wrote a poem: The day of hoeing is noon, memorize the book Have to vomit. It’s hard work to score points on the trial paper! Qingming is approaching, spring thunder and spring rain outside the window, the teacher on the podium talks about the rain during Qingming... Xiao Ming is wearing headphones below and listening to the song while composing lyrics: Beethoven in the thunderstorm season, failing the exam is very sad. What should I do if I ask a top student? The answer is, please have a meal first!

3. Brother, I see you are in good shape. What kind of exercise do you usually do? push-up! How many can be made at one time? It depends on the occasion! What does it have to do with the occasion? I can do forty or fifty at a time on my own bed, and I can do one hundred, forty or fifty at a time on the bed next door...

4. Man: I can make cows and horses for you! Woman: Damn it, I only work with people! Man: I can bleed and sweat for you! Woman: Damn it, I only love drinking Lafite! Man: I can dig out my heart and lungs for you! Woman: Damn it, I hate eating pigs! Man, I can kill you for you! Woman: Damn it, I feel sick when I see that thing! Man: I can abandon my wife for you! Woman: Damn it, I am your wife! Open your drunken eyes and take a look...man! He fainted with a sound. . .

5. There is a doctor who can judge the condition of a person based on his or her body odor. When the first patient went there, the doctor smelled it: "It smells like fruit, you have diabetes!" The patient nodded. The second patient went there, and the doctor smelled it: "Smells like almonds, there's something wrong with your liver!" The patient gave a thumbs up! After checking like this, everything is correct, everyone is amazed! My second-rate brother found out and joined in the fun! When the doctor heard this, he immediately became serious! The brother asked why. Doctor: "Normally, you, a yellow man, shouldn't have such a strong smell, but you have a strong smell! It means you just had sex with a foreign girl!" The brother ran away in despair!

6. Mom: I tell you every day, don’t turn up the volume so high when listening to music. Otherwise, it will affect your hearing over time. Daughter: Mom, please stop nagging me every day. There is no problem with my hearing at all, it’s great! A month later, her daughter developed hearing problems, and the mother and daughter went to the hospital to see a doctor. Mom: I remind you every day that you are disobedient. Now you know why you have hearing problems? Daughter: I know, it’s all your nagging!

7. Xiao Ming saw his brother Daming. Because Daming had just recently gotten married, and Xiao Ming was about to get married. Xiao Ming hurriedly asked his brother: "Brother, can you tell me Will my marriage have any impact on my life?" Daming looked at his younger brother and said with a smile, "The impact is huge." Xiao Ming asked quickly, "What are the specifics?" Daming said: "After marriage, you will never make casual phone calls. You will come home from work on time, take showers frequently, and resolutely refuse any temptation from your wife's best friend." Xiao Ming was stunned and said: "You are really a model husband. It seems that I need to learn more from you. " Daming explained faintly: "This is not learning, just communication. However, these changes are all for a reason: the reason why you don't make casual calls after marriage is to prepare two phone calls, one to contact your lover and one to contact you. Contact my wife; the reason for returning home promptly from get off work is to avoid my wife suspecting my cheating; taking showers frequently can prevent my wife from discovering traces of an affair with my lover; resolutely refuse any seduction by my wife’s best friends, because those best friends are spies. ah.

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8. Xiao Ming, the new beautiful class teacher: "Students, we will be good friends from now on. Please tell me if there is anything I did wrong, and I will definitely change it! Xiao Ming stood up and said, "Teacher, your skirt is a bit long!" "Teacher:"...Get out! "

9. The little fly shouted happily: "Mom, mom, we have a companion to eat shit." "Mother Fly asked: "Really? Who is it? The little fly said: "It's two students. I just heard the teacher say, you two go eat shit!" "

10. I went on a business trip for three days. When I got home, I saw a pile of unwashed clothes in the bathroom. My wife smiled and said, "My dear, go wash the clothes and give you a reward." "What kind of thing is this? I'm exhausted from a business trip and I have to wash my clothes when I get home?" I said angrily: "No." The smile on my wife's face disappeared immediately and she said, "If you don't wash it, I'll find a handsome guy to wash it for me." "I'm not afraid," I said, "A handsome guy just wants to see you like that and wash you?" ! My wife said, "Why don't you wash it if you have a reward?" "My mute husband ate yellow lotus and went into the bathroom silently...

11. A: "Think of the bright side in everything. C: "You have such a good attitude. Let me give you an example." "A: "When my wife asked me to kneel on the washboard for two hours, I thought, my wife is so good. If another woman were my wife, she might make me kneel for four hours! "

12. Wu Song killed the tiger that harmed people, and the government rewarded him with a car. Wu Song said with a smile: "Give me a child seat. The official asked: "You are not married and have no children. If you are worthy, you will not be able to use it?" "Wu Song said: "It's useful. My eldest brother will use it when he is sitting. "

13. Wu Dalang and Pan Jinlian went to see the car. Pan Jinlian: "Da Lang, want to buy an off-road vehicle? Wu Dalang: "No, it's better to buy a car." Pan Jinlian: "Why?" "Wu Dalang: "The off-road vehicle is high, I'm afraid I won't be able to climb it..."

14. My son got 10 points in the exam and was punished by his father by kneeling on the washboard. Son: "Is there any other punishment? Dad: "No." Son: "Why?" "Dad: "You have to start from a baby even if you kneel on the washboard..."

15. Fatty Jin's secretary complained to a Chinese car manufacturer: "Your cars have quality problems. Expert: "Oh, what's the problem?" "Secretary: "The minimum ground clearance in the car parameters is 70cm, but when I drove our Chairman Kim through a 50cm high bump, it hit the engine..."

17. Second-hand goods The man said sadly: "My wife is sick, what should I do? Neighbor: "Take her to buy medicine!" Man: "She doesn't take medicine." Neighbor: "Take her to get an injection!" Man: "She will leak if the needle goes in." Neighbor: "How can you tell that this kind of wife is sick?" Man: "If you're not sick, why don't you talk?" "

18. Erlang Shen chased and beat the Bone Demon. The Bone Demon said: "You and I have no grudges, so why are you chasing me so hard? " Lang Shen said: "Because I like your body! The White Bone Demon said shyly: "What do you want to use a bunch of bones?" " Erlang Shen continued: "With such a good bone, wouldn't it be a pity not to use it as dog food for my Roaring Dog? "White Bone Demon:...

19. Lao Zhang next door asked me: "What do you usually do when your son is naughty? I thought his child was causing trouble, so I tried to punish him by saying, "Just hit him, otherwise it won't work!" He asked again: "Can I learn from you?" I patted my chest and said, "Of course." "In the evening, my son came home crying. I asked him what happened, and he cried and said that it was Lao Zhang who beat him, and that I asked him to be beaten. My God, this Lao Zhang is so bad.

20. Wife: Dear, I want to go on a trip. Husband: You don’t have to spend money to browse the scenic spots online, and you can still enjoy the beautiful scenery. Wife: Your sister, you can browse the scenery online and visit the places in person. Do you feel like that? Husband, photoshop your photos into the scenery and you will feel that way!

21. Wife: Honey, stop playing and eat quickly.

Son: If I don’t want to eat, I just want to play! Male: Good son, if you eat a spoonful of rice, I will reward you with 1 yuan! Wife: Oh, are you saving money for your private life again? Husband: Oh, how dare I? Why don’t you just give me 10 yuan of pocket money for next month? Wife: Come on, baby, and grab your dad’s pocket money! When the son heard this, he smiled and picked up the spoon that his father used to pick out his ears, and reached out to dig for food... When the husband saw this, he almost cried: Boy, you are going to bankrupt your father! ! !

22. In the park, a young woman cried and shouted over and over again: "My dear son, where have you been? How can I live if I can't find you..." A kind person came forward to remind him. She: "Hurry up and call the police at the police station!" The young woman answered resentfully: "I called the police, but they didn't accept it." After hearing this, everyone accused the police of malfeasance and suggested that the young woman report the police station's inaction to the relevant departments. The young woman responded helplessly: "It's useless to report it. The police said that if the puppy gets lost, it's not their responsibility!"

23. My 5-year-old daughter Maomao is quite naughty and often does some shocking things. Things are coming. After lunch yesterday, Maomao pestered me to tell her stories. While sipping tea, I told her the story of "carving a boat to find a sword". While he was talking, the neighbor's child Liangliang came to play with Maomao, and Maomao jumped up and followed him. After a while, the neighbor came over and said to me unhappily: "Go and see what good things your daughter has done!" I entered the neighbor's house confused and saw an obvious mark carved by Maomao with a knife on her sandalwood coffee table. traces. I was so angry that I glared at Maomao and yelled: "How can you carve someone else's coffee table?" Maomao heard this and answered aggrievedly: "Liangliang's mother poured it for me and Liangliang." Two cups of tea. I was afraid that Liangliang might have picked up the wrong teacup, so I carved a mark under his teacup! ”

24. It rained heavily in the evening... Dad: It was disappointing. I agreed to drink with my old friend tonight! A few cups. Mom: Damn it, how can we go square dancing at night? Husband: Okay, you can pay more if you board the tricycle at night! Wife: Hate it, where are the clothes to be washed at night? Younger sister: That’s disappointing. Why are you going to meet my boyfriend tonight? Son: Come on, you don’t have to go to school tomorrow morning, right?

25. In the kindergarten in the morning, the teacher is going to play a game with the children: little friends, let’s play eagle to catch the chicken. Then the little girl stood up and cried: Teacher, I don’t have any chicks. . .

26. Dad: Baby, do you think your teacher is more beautiful or your mother is more beautiful? Son: Of course mom is beautiful! Dad: Why? Your teacher is obviously beautiful! Son: Stupid, can you be a pretty person? Of course, whoever gives the food to eat will be the prettiest!

27. I don’t want to wear work clothes during non-working hours...I got off work late because of a meeting today, so I went home without changing. My daughter was stunned for a moment when she saw me, and then she ran to me and whispered to me: Dad, your school uniform is so beautiful.

28. Someone scratched off the magnetic strip on the back of the bank card, and then the money could not be withdrawn from the automatic teller machine. . . Helpless, he took the card to the counter to get it filled. The bank staff asked him why he wanted to scrape off the magnetic strip? He said: I want to see if I win the prize!

29. A woman took the bus and deliberately put several empty wallets in her bag. The thief reached into the bag and was stunned to find that there were many wallets inside. After the woman noticed it, she smiled and said to the thief: "To thank you for your many visits, I specially held a lottery event..."

30. A man sneaked into a wealthy family's house in the middle of the night and used a wooden The man knocked the man unconscious with a stick; then he carried out a crazy theft. When he was about to leave, he suddenly heard a shout from the bathroom: "I've finished washing, you come in!" The man had evil thoughts and rushed into the bathroom! The man will never forget the surprised expression on his wife's face when she saw him in the bathroom. . .

Postscript: I went to the market to buy seafood. In front of a stall, an aunt was arguing with the stall owner: "I bought some small yellow croakers from you yesterday. At that time, you said you would help me pick them. When I got home, When I saw it, one of them had been dead for several days. It was so rotten! You are just trying to make up for it, I’m telling you!” Funny kid, whoever sees it will laugh

1. My wife cooked the rice last night, and my daughter whispered something in my ear, which made my wife unhappy: Did she say that the rice I cooked was not delicious?

My daughter immediately said: No, no, I swear to God, if I say your cooking is not delicious, I will let it go. . . Just let it go. . . Let lollipops fall from the sky!

2. My four-year-old niece was very naughty. One day she made me angry again, so I slapped her little girl twice. This time she was offended, and she stood alone behind the door sulking.

My sister went to coax her and said: How about mommy help you beat her up to vent your anger?

At this time, she raised her head and looked at me with a proud look on her face and said: Mom, how about we kill my uncle and make stew?

3. My son is not good at math. My husband and I laughed at him today.

My son was furious, pointed at the two of us and said: Are you two embarrassed? At such an old age, a child bullies me, one is 36 and the other is 39, adding up. . . Add it up. . .

The momentum is gone with the wind. . .

4. I had a quarrel with my wife, and my wife took her luggage and wanted to go back to her parents' home.

When I saw it, I became anxious. I pointed my finger at the light bulb and swore: If I make you angry again, I will turn off the light.

Suddenly the lights went out, and I was so scared that I peed my pants.

I don’t think so! Suddenly the lights came on again.

Then he turned around and saw his son standing at the switch and said: Dad, is it exciting?

Me. . .

5. When my daughter was doing her homework, I wanted to test her. I took a newspaper and asked her: What does this word mean?

High speed.

What about this? .

Taking bribes.

What about this?

Dad, would you like to watch TV? I'm very busy and don't have time to teach you how to read.