Look at funny mood-making phrases. Beauty is in the eye of the lover, but a zombie is in the eye of the enemy.

1 If a name can decide fate, I want to change my name to Qian Duoduo.

Woman, don't treat tears so cheap, okay?

I hope all single teenagers will be pursued to death.

Get on the bus in the afternoon, take out the bus card and bump into the slot.

Beauty is in the eye of the lover, but a zombie is in the eye of the enemy.

I hate Qin Shihuang. He burns books. Ju Ran is not exhausted.

If two people stare at each other for a period of time, it is also very romantic.

Once upon a time, there was a man called crazy, and then .. he was crazy.

Nine people can't take money to the grave. But money can take people to the grave.

10 I played rouge and almost didn't sacrifice.

1 1 is neither a white horse nor a dark horse, so it becomes a zebra.

A woman's best weapon is not tears, but a smile.

13 from this 1 second, even if I die tomorrow, I will be happy.

14 If one day I fall down. Remember, I'll come up for you.

15 The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone, but acne is still there.

16 Naishi can smile, which is a realm.

17 the wind is rustling and the station is cold, and the passengers are gone forever.

18 Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

19 I don't know when I got another nickname called handsome boy.

Life is getting more and more sad, and my health is getting worse every day.

2 1 Our love is like a tractor on the highway, vigorous and vigorous.

Who said I was beautiful? Actually, I'm fictional.

What capital do you have to compare with me? I cover half my face better than you.

To be a good monster, you must defeat Altman at all costs.

Snoopy told me that underwear was invented by Edison.

The most ordinary I give you the most special love, please cherish it.

When I was shopping, I accidentally saw a pair of shoes that said "halal".

The most painful thing in the world is that I want to sneeze, but I can't.

The funny thing is that invisibility is visible to it, but you turn a blind eye to it.

You are so creative. It's a little temper of God.

3 1 thief, will you come tonight, do you still have my money …

What's the use of being handsome! Do you use your face to swipe your card at the bank?

Now you are looking for Prince Charming. You're out. You're looking for Prince BMW.

34 small faint in misty poems, big faint in soap operas.

Beauty is such a thing, isn't beauty in the eye of the beholder?

1, I don't need peace of mind, I just want scenery in my heart.

2. Find happiness in every day and feel small happiness.

3, there are two words in youth that have been flashing. On closer inspection, it turned out to be: no regrets.

4. In your life, you should find a pair of ears that can listen to you. As long as you speak, he can understand. This may be a person's happiness.

5. The book of life, whether you like it or not, must be written, read, written and read well. There is a place in life where there is a person. In front of this person, you don't have to be ambitious or have an image. This is a bosom friend.

6. That person will whisper in his ear: Nothing, I'm here. Give you support when you are sad. He cherishes everything related to you. I love such people.

7. If you love me, give me your hand. I will hold you until the end of my life; If you love me, give me your heart, and I will keep it in my heart until my heart stops beating; If you love me, give me your tears and dry them with my body temperature until I see your smile.

8. It's easy to leave someone and miss someone, but it's hard to love someone with your heart.

9. You let me know the taste of homesickness for the first time, and also let me feel the excitement and joy of my whole heart for the first time. Dreaming during the day, dreaming at night. You should take good care of yourself. If you sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you.

10, since I met you, my mind is full of you. My heart is heavy, just because of you. I will tell you how much I love you. The sea is deeper than thousands of feet, so I love you.

1 1, the sunshine hugged me gently, when the spring rain moistened my dry eyes gently, when the spring breeze blew away the long-standing melancholy on my head, and when I tried to reach out and feel the day of March, everything began to fluctuate and change at this moment. You came to my world and made everything beautiful.

12, the stupidest person in the world is to love someone and not know what to do. This person is me. I will always think of you and do anything for you. What do you think of the future? Let's hold hands.

13, beauty can't be a meal, and handsome can't be a life. After all, the person you finally find is always lovely and kind, and knows how to live a comfortable life with you. Therefore, although some people always say that they like beautiful women and handsome men, in fact, there is such a gentle, innocent and interesting person hidden in the home of smart people. Beauty is such a thing that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

14, I just want to have you by my side to warm my air.

15. An elderly couple lived together for most of their lives. For many years, at the last moment before going to bed every night, they will definitely say: I love you. When asked why there is this habit, the husband said: This is to ensure that if one of us doesn't wake up the next day, this is the last sentence we leave for each other in our lives.

16, I am looking for a harbor of the soul, where there is clear sunshine and quiet leisure, as well as your waiting smile.

17, a woman who lives beautifully does not have to have a vigorous love. She can have a man who understands, understands, sympathizes with and loves you. As long as there is one, it is enough to enrich her love life. Appreciate the wonder of love in ordinary life.

18, it's sweet that someone remembers your little details. Not because you keep reminding them, but because they really care.

19, the real beauty is not the face of youth, but the blooming heart.

20, love is not a race, not an exam, it is useless to try your best.

2020 Funny Personality Talk: Beauty is in affectionate eyes, and idiot is in heartless eyes.

1. Beauty is in affectionate eyes, while idiots are in heartless eyes.

2. If you can stick your appearance on the door, it is estimated that you can ward off evil spirits.

What is the saddest poem you have ever read? I followed you for twelve years, but I didn't know Mulan was a girl.

I saw a girl in the street, and her black silk was almost white.

If wages can rise as fast as house prices, the world will be really lovely.

6. Meeting strangers is really troublesome, and many lies have to be told again.

7. I want to organize a streaking company and then go directly to the nerve hospital.

8. After receiving the red envelope, open the red envelope, which says another package.

9. There is nothing of value in my family except me.

10. In the era of soaring prices, only wages should constantly change.

1 1. For a person who looks like a failure, looking in the mirror is equivalent to watching a ghost film.

12. If you are an angel, the price of seeing you is my death.

13. Brothers, it's easier to hide than to prevent.

14. I am depressed, especially in the mood to tell the world.

15. Say that women are disasters, and you are disasters.

16. Are you cheap, mistress is there, infertile.

17. Whenever someone asks me what to do, I will say I will do it until I die.

18. How much sadness can you have, just like a pair of long pants for everyone.

19. My life is decided by myself, not by God. God wants to destroy me.

20. Life is a mobile person, and death is a mobile soul. Is it impossible for me to die with Unicom?

2 1. Why didn't the country study imitation shirts with your face?

22. You send it, I send it, let's do it together.

23. If you laugh for ten years, laugh twice and you die directly.

24. People want face, trees want skin, people are shameless, the world is invincible, trees don't want skin, and they will die.

25. Snow White is not necessarily a dwarf, but also a gourd doll.

26. Although famous flowers are taken, hoes are more ruthless; As long as the hoe jumps well, you can't dig without horns.

27. It's really worrying to be miserable outside the castle peak building outside the mountain.

28. More phone calls, more phone calls, more words, more words.

29. I wear tights not to show my figure, but to prevent thieves.

Boss, have a bottle so that I can stick my broken heart together.

3 1. Qian Qian, a son and daughter of China, has hundreds of millions of people. If this doesn't work, replace it.

32. The classroom is where the living stay. If it's too noisy, you can go to the morgue.

33. Besides sulfuric acid, there is makeup remover.

34. But gold always shines, and you glass slag can only reflect light.

35. The bait hides the hook is not terrible. The terrible thing is that it can't be prevented.

36. I have gained weight recently. When I smile on the phone, my face can touch the hang-up button.

37. There is also a feeling of lovelessness and lovelorn, and it is very strong.

38. A cigarette a day makes China strong.

39. When you are lonely, you can only climb the wall and wait for an almond.

40. It's better to play the lute to a cow than to a sheep, because he won't have a cow temper.

4 1. Give me sunshine and I will be brilliant. Give me a flood, I'll drown you with shit, and you'll have food.

42. If you scold me for being ugly, someone will love me for being ugly.

43. You are mean to me and expect me to speak softly to you. Are you delusional?

Please don't be nice to girls you don't like. If you can't bear the pain, please don't pretend at the beginning.

Please remember your attitude towards me now, and one day you will repay me twice.

46. Earning money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

47. Take off your pants when farting, walk a few steps, and be jealous if you don't fall in love. What a fool! If you don't study, you will fall into the river and try to catch pearls when you die!

48. I am possessive. Don't touch my things, or I'll beat you up.

49. A big bowl of tomatoes, eggs, mixed soy sauce and chicken soup, not chopped green onion and garlic, Daoxiao Noodles!

50. I can change anything you like about me.

5 1. Later, I gradually learned to accept rather than pay. Even if I meet someone who has a secret crush, I just shake my head.

52. The clearest emotional investment skill is to give timely help, not icing on the cake.

53. It's not the end of the road, but the turn.

54. In fact, the girl who shouts to be a single aristocrat has a group of spare tires around to protect her.

55. Do you like meat? Sure! Great, so you like me 100%!

56. A good friend is when two people look at each other for no reason and laugh foolishly.

57. Teacher, I have put my homework in my hand for a summer vacation, which is touching! Can we not pay it?

58. I am not me in front of you, just like a puppet manipulated by you.

59. Don't give up pursuing your dream. Don't worry, I won't get up easily as long as I can continue to sleep.

60. Baidu can't find you, so I'm going to sogou.

6 1. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

62. Don't talk to me about starting school, it will hurt your feelings.

63. My room is a mess, so please call me Piao.

64. I want to be a shining mental patient in your life.

65. Being teased when you are angry is a very self-respecting thing.

66. Be a strong woman. Whoever treats you as a spare tire will have a flat tire.

67. I didn't take medicine when I got up in the morning. I feel so cute!

68. Baidu checked how rice won the first place. The best answer is that his girlfriend was finally molested.

69. You hang yourself and I'll pass the rope. You drink the medicine and I'll pass the bottle. You jump off a building, and I wave goodbye to you with a handkerchief.

70. Woman, do you have any reason not to be strong? You are an animal that will not die after bleeding for a week.

7 1. Honestly, I really envy your skin. How can it be maintained so thick?

72. What is unity? It means that a person's mobile phone rings and the reading sound of the whole class soars.

73. It used to be very good, but now it's getting ugly. Colleagues said faintly: Now the pixels are getting higher and higher.

You must admit that children who dare to make up their homework in the class teacher are not afraid of death.

75. I'm not beautiful, I'm not tall, my grades are not good, I'm not excellent, I'm poor, haha, nothing. I am still young, and my future will shine.

76. I am online and you are offline. I'm offline and you're online. I am online, you are invisible. You've blown my bottom line.

77. You are not a born king, but you can have the temperament of a king.

78. I want to use my homework, Korosensei! Don't say that. Sounds like you can move it.

79. You can't wake a person who pretends to sleep, and you can't wake a person who doesn't love you. You don't come all the way, and you can't cut corners.

80. I love you like ten divided by three. If you are not good at math, you can't solve this infinite cycle.

8 1. Grandpa said that in their day, when there were questions that they couldn't do in the exam, they wrote Long live Chairman Mao, and no one dared to cross it!

82. Ten thousand people are not as miserable as one person, and ten thousand people are not as familiar as one person.

83. You love me more than anyone else, and I love you more than you.

84. Not only talented, but also fat.

85. If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

86. Everyone has done obscene things; When you are playing computer, parents always go to the computer and cut to the desktop to refresh.

87. The ending of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs is that the prince and princess live happily together. Seven dwarfs entered the palace and were castrated as eunuchs.

88. Looking back suddenly, there are cats and dogs behind me.

89. [Don't eat anything else, save money! ]

90. The old woman selling popsicles said that her freezer was full of summer.

9 1. Tetris tells us that mistakes will accumulate and successes will disappear;

92. Dead vines and old trees faint crows, and the canteen starved to death; I want to go home, mom.

93. Our friendship lasts longer than the news broadcast.

94. Playing mobile phone in class was discovered by the class teacher. She rummaged around and found a wild animal inside, so she dialed it. As a result, his cell phone rang. Ah, ah, I'm finished.

Twelve years in the army, I didn't know Mulan was a girl, because Mulan had no breasts.

96. When I was a child, I thought Anonymous was a great composition book. He wrote many compositions in the book. It turns out that anonymity is not a person's name.

97. I don't understand. The plane can disappear when it flies, so why is there no exercise book and no letter from the teacher?

98. Women are made of water, men are made of mud, and Li Junji and Chris Lee are made of cement.

99. I thought of my previous failure, squatting on the concrete floor and burying my head in tears. Suddenly it hurts me: Wow, why are you so fat!

100. You ignore me and always feel like you are in Malaysia Airlines.

A pleasant sentence.

1. If a person can't forgive others from the heart, he will never feel at ease.

2. Happiness ripples gently in your heart like ripples, laughing heartily, enjoying the sky happily and smirking.

When he heard everyone's praise, two clouds floated on his cheek and a bright red tongue hovered around his mouth, which made him very happy.

As long as you are willing, let me know when you are frustrated and need a shoulder most, and I will appear immediately.

5. Love is not precious until it is separated. Many people don't know how to cherish what they have until they lose it. In fact, what they are most familiar with is the most precious.

I don't know, but I know I am a happy bird!

7. Every kind of trauma is a kind of maturity.

The surrounding mountains are like a colorful cloth. The mountains and waves are stacked on top of each other.

9. You don't have to grieve your feelings. Happiness never lacks a reason. Learn to create happiness and happiness for yourself, attract loved ones with your own charm, learn to understand and be considerate, forget unpleasant things and trust loved ones.

10, happiness is a state of mind, not a state.

1 1, since you love, why don't you talk about the entrance? Some things are lost and never come back.

12, those beautiful little fish, they sleep with their eyes open. Don't need love, and never cry. They are my role models.

13, I think you are not because I am lonely, but because I miss you so much, because I miss you so much.

14. People who are full of their own opinions and ideas will never hear other people's voices.

How I want to be close to you, feel your charming breath, hold your hand and feel the feeling of happiness!

16. He always has a sweet smile on his face, two thin lips, sparse eyebrows and thin eyes, and two deep dimples on his cheeks.

17. Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid. He wants to help me tell you that my heart likes you, my heart cares about you and my heart is waiting for you.

18 Whenever, there is always an excitement of wanting to cry, but I don't know why.

19, her face is full of joy, and her round bright eyes are like two small lanterns.

20. If you are in love, don't miss the opportunity easily. Reckless, may make you regret for a while; Cowardice may make you regret it all your life.

2 1, spray is a wonderful flower of the sea, but she is more like a dancer. She can make people forget their troubles and enjoy themselves.

22. I looked at the blue sea and couldn't help humming, feeling as light as a sailing boat sailing against the wind.

23. If you are cold, I will hold you in my arms; If you are worried, I will wipe away your tears; If you love me, I will broadcast it to the whole world. I just want to give you my true love.

24. People suffer because they pursue the wrong things.

25. Time will slowly precipitate, and some people will gradually blur in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs to be realized by yourself.

26. I hope to have a job that is not boring, meet an ugly person at a very old age, have a leisurely love, have a quiet wedding, have a dull baby and spend my life peacefully.

27. The best good people are those who have experienced mistakes; A person often shows his cuteness because of a little shortcoming.

28, at the right time, with the right method, with the right questions, ask the right people, this is the springboard for every new discovery.

29. I am like a fish, swimming in the ocean of books.

30. Please speak out your dissatisfaction and grievances with sympathy and gentleness, and others will accept them easily.

3 1, I know this wish is so far away, and I don't know if this wish will come true one day, but I like to wait in such a silly time. At least let me look forward to this illusory beauty. I hope this is a dream, so I won't wake up in this dream!

32. Doubt is enough to overcome things. A person often loses the chance to win because he is afraid of something.

Her sweet smile flows through my heart like a clear spring.

I was so nervous that my heart beat faster, as if there was a small ball jumping around in my heart.

35. I was overjoyed, as if I were stepping on the cloud of happiness.

36. Discipline yourself and leave others alone.

Love is not charity, you can't just give it to others. Feelings have no formula, no principle and no reason to follow. But people are still insisting and pursuing until they die.

38. A happy mouth is like a dividing line on leather shoes.

39. Pain comes from a lack of sense of accomplishment. If you live a full life, you won't think about it. Living every day well is the greatest happiness, and happiness comes from being in a good mood every day. Always worried about the risks of tomorrow, always unable to erase the shadow of yesterday, how can today's life be satisfactory?

40. The air drenched by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory are slowly melting.

4 1, sometimes, love is also a cruel person, who chooses to hurt others, and a kind person chooses to hurt himself.

When I plunged into the dusty pile of books, my joy was beyond words.

I left with all my love. It's just a breakup I looked at your back with tears in my eyes and wanted to hug you again.

44. To admit one's greatness is to admit one's ignorance.

45. The lake is quiet, just like a mirror, clearly reflecting the blue sky, white clouds, red flowers and green trees.

46. Love is sweet or bitter, and injury is good or bad. Thank you for being so gentle, holding love and waiting quietly.

47. How many people will say the same sentence when they leave this world? The world is really helpless and desolate!

48. If a relationship doesn't make you a better person, it's a pity that you are with the wrong person.

49. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't insist on.

50. You should always thank all beings who have given you adversity.

5 1, a few white sails, like a few white feathers, float lightly and leisurely on this golden sea.

52. I put down my dignity, personality and stubbornness because I can't let you go.

53. The spring night is worth a thousand dollars, and the flowers are fragrant and cloudy.

54. Tolerance is the light at the foot and the light on the road; Tolerance is charcoal in the snow and umbrella in the rain; Tolerance is a fountain in the desert and a beacon for night navigation. Forgive yourself and live happily.

55. Happiness is like a dream!

56. There is a mist like blue smoke on the lake. Looking at Weishan from a distance, you can only vaguely distinguish the gray mountain shadow.

57. Don't say love easily. Commitment is debt!

58. The person you thought you couldn't lose finally left. You shed tears, maybe someone else made you laugh. If you miss the flowers, you reap the rain; If you miss the rain, you will encounter a rainbow; Clean up your mood and keep walking!

59. It is not pitiful when you know you are confused, but it is most pitiful when you don't know you are confused.

60. Work is not too tiring, and life is full of flavor; Happiness will always be doubled, and troubles will eventually get tired; Clockwork information is not expensive, and friends' greetings are comfort; May your mood always be the most beautiful and happiness always intoxicated!