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Test subject 2, funny mood, tell me about it.

1, I am willing to drift with you with nothing.

You told me so many touching experiences, why did I see them in a story meeting today?

I thought I was decadent, and only today did I know that my morning paper was scrapped.

Can't you see that pets are not allowed here?

In the world, there is always a person who repeatedly says I love you because of insecurity, just like me.

6. I saw his heart and his back.

7. I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world, Martians. Where are you from?

Don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak.

9. Who says I can't live without you?

10, I disagree with you, but I will defend to the death your right not to let you speak.

1 1, I repeat, you can hit my deskmate, but you can't.

12, there is a yearning called longing for autumn water, and there is a cold called forgetting to wear long pants.

13, I hope the teacher will come as soon as the school starts. What homework did you bring?

14. Examination: The difference between an open book and a closed book is that one is copied from the top and the other is copied from the bottom.

15, as long as the ending is with you, I can suffer in the process.

16, love is when I am hungry, you take me to eat meat.

17, kill the bird man and I will be an angel!

18, when I was a child, I especially liked to watch the seven fairies happily. Actually, I just watched the fairies fly around.

19, youth is like mahjong, you have to make moves or touch yourself. How many otaku and rotten women, how many institutions count, just to enjoy the present.

20. Sometimes I figure it out and want to study hard, but I can't figure it out after reading it.

2 1, don't think you are an angel with a feather all over your body.

22. I found that whenever I take an exam, I have a super power, which is called successfully avoiding all the correct answers.

23. I like to draw a cross on the bud bitten by mosquitoes. They are all lovely children.

24. Don't be infatuated with elder sister. I take off my makeup and make you vomit blood.

25, there is no traffic, who follows me with wifi.

26, show love and hair! Have the courage to have children.

27. Excuse me, is your coffin upside down or sliding?

28, stockings represent power, men wear, conquer banks, women wear, conquer men.

29. I regard money as dirt and my father regards me as a septic tank.

I hate to hear the words "I'm sorry", which means that I have been taken advantage of, cheated and even let down.

3 1. Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scum.

In any case, it is always unforgivable for a person to make excuses. The more unloved you are, the more you should love yourself.

33. Every time I chat with someone, the other person sends' hmm'' hehe'' oh', and I feel I can't get through!