Who has a humorous message about Journey to the West? (Zhang Shuwen)

1, Sanzang: Who is the most handsome? Wukong: The most handsome one can recite spells. Bajie: The one who can jump the golden hoop is the most handsome. Jason Wu: The most handsome will cheat. Xiao Bai: The most handsome person will carry the heavy burden. Sanzang: Actually, the one that people ride is the most handsome.

2. Sanzang: Why do I always have so many questions? Wukong: Because you can recite spells. Sanzang: Is this related to spells? Wukong: If you can't spell, I promise to kill you every day.

3. Sanzang: What's one plus one? Wukong: Crazy. Bajie: I don't know. Jason Wu: Two. Xiao Bai: The person who asked this question and the person who answered this question are perverts. Sanzang: Wukong, you are tired. Come up and ride together for a while.

4. Sanzang: I found a dollar. Wukong: Give and don't kill. Bajie: For Uncle Pig. Jason Wu: I still need one yuan to marry a daughter-in-law. Xiao Bai: It's up to you to become a pet dog at night. Sanzang: Here you are, Xiaobai.

5. Sanzang: What is a woman? Wukong: Yes. Bajie: I can dress up. Jason Wu: It hurts. Sanzang: Wukong really knows life. Xiao Bai: I have the ability. Jason Wu: Xiao Bai knows life. Xiao Bai: I can work.

6. Sanzang: Help. Wukong: Don't go, goblin. I'll come later. Bajie: I took the urinal. Jason Wu: The moon is really round today. Xiaobai: I will save you. Sanzang: Xiaobai, I love you. Xiao Bai: Then forget it.

7. Sanzang: What is love? Wukong: Punching and kicking. Bajie: I love you very much. Jason Wu: It's flat and light. Xiao Bai: Up and down. Everyone: Oh. Xiaobai: Just like me and my dear brother Sanzang. Everyone: Oh.

8. Wukong: Eternal life is pain. Bajie: Eating and drinking is really a kind of pain. Jason Wu: Doing nothing is really painful. Xiao Bai: Traveling around is really painful. Sanzang: I'm really glad to have an apprentice.

9. Sanzang: Who do you like best? Wukong: Big hoop. Bajie: Sister Chang 'e Jason Wu: Stop it. Xiao Bai: Brother Sanzang, ouch. Sanzang: Xiaobai has a good reputation. I can't help it I also like Yu Di, who is both talented and beautiful.

10, Wukong (to himself): Am I a human or a demon? Bajie: People. Beat up. Jason Wu: Demon. Beat up. Xiaobai: A shemale. Beat up. Sanzang: Demon? Beat up. Wukong: finally cool! I don't care if I'm human or demon!

1 1, Sanzang: Xiaobai, can you ride me at night? Wukong: Sick again. Bajie: Xiaobai, you are very lucky. Jason Wu: Let's talk about it tonight. Xiao Bai: Hum! The smelly monk asked me to step on his back again.

12, Sanzang: I like dogs best. Wukong: I like monkeys. Bajie: I like sows. Jason Wu: I like whatever you like. Xiao Bai: Have a taste. I like Sanzang dressed as a dog best.

13, Sanzang: You have to let me go. Wukong: No, there are no apprentices in the casino. Bajie: No, I'm poor, too. Jason Wu: No, I won't play. Xiao Bai: No, I'm going to lose my ass. Sanzang: I like it.

14, Sanzang: monks should abstain from alcohol, sex and money. Wukong: How can you fight monsters without drinking? Bajie: You won't know if it is a demon until you see through it. Jason Wu: How can you marry a wife without saving money? Xiao Bai: Hum! The smelly monk wants to have everything for himself.

15, Sanzang: The middle-aged woman I met just now is really beautiful. Wukong: Monster. Bajie: Worse than Chang 'e. Jason Wu: You can't marry such an old wife. Xiao Bai: I'd better dress younger tonight.

16, Sanzang: Riding is really tiring. Wukong: Change? How interesting it is to beg. Bajie: Change? How romantic it is to lead a horse. Jason Wu: Change? Carry a load and exercise more. Xiao Bai: Change? How romantic it is to be ridden. Sanzang: OK, at night.

17, midnight. In Wukong's nonsense, Bajie snores like thunder, and Wukong gnashes his teeth. Sanzang: It's a long night. I don't want to sleep. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep, but I didn't expect you to sleep either, Xiao Bai. Massage my numb ass again.

18, Sanzang: Wujing, are you tired? Jason Wu: I'm used to it. Sanzang: Hungry? Jason Wu: I'm used to it. Sanzang: Are you thirsty? Jason Wu: I'm used to it. Tang Priest: Do you miss your wife? Jason Wu: I'm used to it. Sanzang: I am used to it, too.

19, Sanzang: Bajie, can I talk to you? Bajie: What are you polite to me about, sister Chang 'e or cooking? Sanzang: Alas! We don't have the same language. I only like Guanyin and beef noodles.

20. Sanzang: Wukong. Wukong: Huh? Sanzang: Wukong. Wukong: Huh? ! Sanzang: Wukong. Wukong: Believe it or not, I fart. Sanzang: I like the way your hair stands up. 2 1, Sanzang: I hope to get the Sutra as soon as possible and save people from the quagmire. Wukong: Sick again. Bajie: Reciting is really familiar. Friar Sand: You can drive more. Xiao Bai: There is a farmhouse in front. You can drink water and eat.

2 1, Sanzang: I hope to get the Sutra as soon as possible and save people from the quagmire. Wukong: Sick again. Bajie: Reciting is really familiar. Friar Sand: You can drive more. Xiao Bai: There is a farmhouse in front. You can drink water and eat.

22. Wukong caught a demon and the demon begged for mercy. Sanzang: Can this woman dance? The goblin danced for a while. Sanzang: Can you sing? The goblin sang another song. Sanzang: All right, Wukong, suit yourself.

23. Wukong has caught another demon. Sanzang: Can you dance? The goblin is speechless. Sanzang: Can you sing? The goblin is speechless. Sanzang: Can you massage? The goblin is speechless. Sanzang: Well, you're not worth living.

24. Wukong caught another demon. Sanzang: Can you dance, sing and massage? Goblin: Yes. Bajie: He seems to be a man. Sanzang: Wukong, abuse him first and then deal with it. It is a waste of my feelings.

25. Wukong: The front is the daughter country. Bajie: Right! Jason Wu: I wonder if anyone would like to be my wife. Xiao Bai: I hope the smelly monk won't bother me tonight. Sanzang: I must make these women happy.

26. King of Daughter Country: Do you want to stay? Sanzang: Even in my dream. King: Why? Sanzang: Men like beautiful women. King: Women like single-minded men. Sanzang: single-minded! I used to have only Xiao Bai.

27. Sanzang and his party were "sent" to the city gate by the king of the daughter country. King: I'll send you a thousand miles. I'm going back. Sanzang: It's still early. Let's go again and come back for dinner after dark. King: Get out!

28, Sanzang: It turns out that squatting is more comfortable than sitting. Wukong: Don't fart if your ass is swollen. Bajie: Sanzang runs really fast. Jason Wu: Afraid of being kicked. Xiao Bai: I can't move fast. If someone kicks his ass, the smelly monk will spank me.

29. Flame Mountain. Sanzang: Why am I getting hotter and hotter? Wukong: Nonsense again. Bajie: Have a fever? Jason Wu: Just cover the quilt. Sanzang: I, I want to take a sauna. Xiao Bai: It seems that you are really talking nonsense.

30. Sanzang: How to cross the Flame Mountain? Wukong: Fly over. Bajie, Jason Wu and Xiaobai: Agreed! Sanzang: Objection. Let's leave now. Everyone is unanimously against it. Sanzang: One for four. I have made up my mind. Let's leave now. 3 1, Sanzang: I miss Sister Guanyin a little. Wukong: Only a fool will miss her without worry. Bajie: Sister Chang 'e is still very beautiful. Jason Wu: I dare not have bad ideas. Xiaobai: Old woman, let me fall and curse you every day!

3 1, Sanzang: I miss Sister Guanyin a little. Wukong: Only a fool will miss her without worry. Bajie: Sister Chang 'e is still very beautiful. Jason Wu: I dare not have bad ideas. Xiaobai: Old woman, let me fall and curse you every day!

32. Sanzang: Today is a little boring. Wukong: I'd rather be bored. Bajie and Jason Wu are speechless. Xiao Bai: You are a mental derangement. Sanzang: Wukong, Xiaobai said you were ill. Have you put up with it? Bajie: There is no shortage of chatting now.

Sanzang: Pig, can you eat less? Bajie: No way. I am pregnant. Sanzang: Really? Bajie: No way, greedy. Sanzang: Wukong, can you come here for a moment? Bajie: No way. It's time to lose weight

Sanzang: I've decided not to talk anymore. Wukong: Really? Bajie: Why? Jason Wu: Are you all right? Xiao Bai: Is your mouth blistered? Sanzang: I didn't expect everyone to care so much about me. I canceled my decision.

Sanzang: I've decided not to talk anymore. Wukong: Hum. Bajie: Yeah. Jason Wu: Oh. Xiao Bai: Oh. Sanzang: Do you have any opinions? Agree or disagree, agree? Disagree? Say something.

Sanzang: I've decided not to talk anymore. Wukong, Bajie, Wukong and Xiaobai were speechless. Sanzang: Don't talk? I didn't think I wouldn't say it, and neither would you. I'd better set an example and take the lead.

37. Wukong: Sometimes I really want to scold a monk. Bajie: I can watch the wind. Jason Wu: Tell me about him. Xiao Bai: We can do it while he is sleeping. Sanzang: Yes! I slept like a log, and Xiaobai knew best.

38. Wukong: Is Sanzang asleep? Bajie: Tell him to try. Wukong: Sanzang. Bajie: Sanzang. Xiao Bai: No response. It seems that Sanzang is asleep. Sanzang: Dear Xiaobai, were you talking to me just now?

39. Wukong: Xiaobai, don't talk this time. Bajie: Sanzang. Wukong: Sanzang. Xiaobai: ... Wukong: It seems that Sanzang is really asleep this time. Sanzang: Strange? Why didn't I hear Xiao Bai's voice?

40. Wukong: Xiao Bai, you play first this time. Xiaobai: Sanzang. Bajie: No response. I really fell asleep this time. Wukong: Xiao Bai, you start first. Xiao Bai: Smelly monk, I ... Sanzang: Xiao Bai, is that you?

4 1, Sanzang: Let's play hide and seek. Wukong: OK, I often somersault. Bajie: OK, I often hide. Jason Wu: OK, I often don't talk. Xiao Bai: No! I often take smelly monks everywhere.

42. Sanzang: Do you think that woman in front is a demon? Wukong: No. Bajie: I don't know. Jason Wu: No. Xiao Bai: It doesn't matter. Sanzang: Sister, if you are a demon, sing us a song to prove it.

43. Xiaobai: Does Sanzang think fairies can sing? Wukong: All idiots think so. Bajie: I didn't expect that. Jason Wu: Actually, Xiao Bai can sing, too. Sanzang: Great! Xiao Bai, have fun tonight.

44. Wukong: Why didn't Sanzang speak today? Bajie: His face is as white as a radish. Wujing: Xiaobai, does Sanzang have a stomachache? Xiao Bai: Nothing. The smelly monk made me sing a song last night.

45. Wukong: Why didn't Sanzang speak today? Bajie: His face is as white as a white striped chicken. Jason Wu: Did Xiao Bai sing to him again? Jason Wu: No, he sang a song to himself last night.

46. Wukong: Sanzang hasn't spoken for three days. Bajie: I think it's still a branch in david lee. Jason Wu: Let's go to the doctor. Xiao Bai: Nothing. Just find a fairy to sing him a song. Sanzang: Yes, a woman.

47. Goku catches the demon: Can you sing a song? Goblin: Yes. Wukong: Sing. Fairy: Can I go back to the concert after singing? Wukong: That depends on your performance. Fairy: Can you get my harmony?

48. Wukong caught another demon. Two goblins sang a song, but Sanzang didn't respond. Sing again, but Sanzang hasn't responded yet. Two goblins were sent to heaven by Wukong. Sanzang: How beautiful! I have been deeply intoxicated.

49. Sanzang: Wukong, where is the singer? Wukong: I went to the Heavenly Palace for a concert. Sanzang: When will you come back? Wukong (cold): I'm not coming back. Sanzang: Well, remember to catch two goblins with bigger eyes next time.

50. Bajie: Does Sanzang like beautiful women with big eyes? I like it too. Sanzang: Does Bajie also have this hobby? Bajie: Right! Sister Chang 'e has big eyes. Sanzang: Bajie, please go to the moon!

5 1, beggar: Master, please give me something to eat. Sanzang: Old man, we also beg. Beggar: Do beggars still wear clothes? Sanzang: That's not true, Wukong. Take it off and show it to the old man.

Beggar: Master, please give me something to eat. Sanzang: Grandma, we are beggars, too. Beggar: Do you still need to beg when you are strong? Sanzang: That's not true, Bajie. Turn it over for her.

Beggar: Master, please give me something to eat. Sanzang: Young man, we also beg. Beggars: Beggars still pick luggage? Sanzang: That's not true. Jason Wu, put down all the cookers and show him.

Beggar: Master, please give me something to eat. Sanzang: Little girl, can you sing a song? Beggar: No. Sanzang: We also beg. Beggar: Really? Sanzang: Yeah, we can't sing either.

Beggar: Master, please give me something to eat. Sanzang: Little friend, we also beg. Beggars: Beggars still ride big horses? Sanzang: That's not true, Xiao Bai. Give the little doll a head massage.

56. Fairy: Master, be kind and give something to eat. Sanzang: Fairy, we also beg. Beggar: I just want to ask you something to eat? Sanzang: Do you want to eat me? All right. Can you sing a song first?

57. Devil: Cut the crap and take your life. Sanzang: Wukong, help. Wukong sent the goblin to the heavenly palace with a stick. Bajie: There is another beautiful demon missing in the world. Sanzang: Well, I risked my life just to sing a song.

58. Sanzang: Is that woman in front of you a demon? Wukong: No. Bajie: I don't know. Jason Wu: No. Xiao Bai: It doesn't matter. Sanzang: Listen to Wukong and see how lonely she is alone. I'm going to sing a song with her

59. Someone shouted for help. Goku: A goblin? Bajie: Divide the luggage quickly. Wujing: Save Sanzang quickly. Xiao Bai: It seems that the smelly monk didn't shout. Sanzang: Girl, don't be afraid. I just want you to sing a song.

Girl: Master, have mercy and leave me alone. Sanzang: Have mercy and sing a song. Girl: I sang. Can you let me go back to the concert? Sanzang: I can accompany you when you finish singing.

6 1, Sanzang: Wukong, are you there? Wukong: Yes. Sanzang: Bajie, are you there? Bajie: Yes. Sanzang: Wukong, are you there? Jason Wu: Yes. Sanzang: Xiaobai, are you there? Xiaobai: ... Sanzang smiled contentedly.

62. Sanzang: Is Wukong there? Is Bajie there? Is Jason Wu here? Wukong, Bajie and Wukong were speechless. I walked a long way. Sanzang: Sanzang, are you there? Wukong, Bajie and Wukong: Right. Sanzang gave a satisfied smile.

Sanzang: Wukong, can you sing a song? Wukong: ... Sanzang: Did you acquiesce? Wukong: No! Sanzang: Then can you dance, and I'll say a spell with you? Wukong: I'd better sing a song.

Sanzang: Bajie, can you sing a song? Bajie: I can't sing Sanzang well: it doesn't matter if you can't sing well. Nobody laughs at you. Bajie: Why is Wukong staring at me with a golden hoop? Sanzang: He wants to hit you.

65. Sanzang: Wukong, can you sing? Jason Wu: No Sanzang: Alas! Jason Wu, how can you attract girls' attention if you can't sing a song? How can you marry a daughter-in-law when no one is paying attention? Jason Wu: Why don't I try?

66. Sanzang: Wukong, what did you learn from the scriptures for? Wukong: Take off the golden hoop and return to Guo Hua. Sanzang: Is Guo Hua fun? Wukong: Fun. Sanzang: Come and play with me before you take off your golden hoop.

67. Sanzang: Bajie, what did you learn from the scriptures for? Bajie: Turn over a new leaf and convert to Buddhism. Sanzang: What about Miss Gao from Gao Laozhuang? Bajie: How can she compare with Sister Chang 'e? Sanzang: I'll go to Gaolaozhuang first when I come back.

68. Sanzang: Wukong, what did you learn from the scriptures for? Jason Wu: Save some money and get a wife. Sanzang: How about I introduce you to one? Jason Wu: Really? Sanzang: Sure, but I heard that women like men who can cook western food.

69. Sanzang: Bajie, I have to talk about you. How can you get the true scriptures after eating and sleeping like you? Bajie: What should I do? Sanzang: It can cultivate sentiment, such as singing.

70. Sanzang: Wukong, why didn't you meet a demon today? Wukong: *! Can you also let the goblin live for a few more days and let me have a rest! Sanzang: OK, you have a rest first, and Xiao Bai and I will go to find the goblins.