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Buy an excavator and be your own boss.

In fact, the excavator boss is even more indignant! You don't know the three pains and six fears of the excavator boss!

You are the owner of an excavator, with an annual salary of several hundred thousand!

How can you be short of money? !

To tell the truth, we are really short of money ~!

The bosses of excavators,

On the surface, it looks pays photogenic,

But the bitterness behind entrepreneurship,

Only you know best and understand best. ......

Yiku

Buy equipment with all my money.

One or two million new excavators,

700,000-800,000 used excavators,

No matter how small the excavator is, it will be1200,000 at every turn.

If we put in more equipment,

It is normal to invest millions.

You can live freely with money.

But chose to "destroy everything"

Put a pile of iron into the excavator.

Erku

Exhausted talk about engineering

Raised hundreds of thousands and bought it back with an excavator.

Whether you can get a better project is still the key.

In the excavator industry, if you don't make good connections,

It is common to eat the last meal instead of the next.

Even though a lot of business and things have been completed,

The money may not be repaid on time,

The driver's salary cannot be delayed for a day.

Many excavator owners have to

Do coolies during the day and drink hard at night to build relationships.

I am exhausted, but I can't complain!

Sanku

Practical management

The owner of the excavator,

Call manager Zhang, manager Li and manager Wang. ......

In fact, it is omnipotent,

I can dig machines and know how to maintain them.

I have to help the repairman repair the excavator at the critical moment.

Not to mention negotiating contracts and transporting oil. ......

With the heart of selling white powder, I earn money to sell cabbage.

The most common sentence about excavators is:

Master, get to work!

I just started working as an excavator boss.

How many nights have I been secretly worried about whether the project can be decided?

How many times have you stayed up all night to keep the driver from giving up?

How many times have I worried about how long this industry can last!

But how many people know themselves?

Long-term excavator boss

At home at 2 o'clock and 1 every day,

Staying up late, working overtime and going to work are common.

There is less and less time for people around you. ...

Slowly, you will find:

Employees think you are selfish.

Your family complains about your indifference.

Everyone is full of misunderstandings and complaints about you.

No one understands your inner helplessness,

No one can make you feel lonely inside!

Besides, people always poke at the sore spot. ...

Every time I hear these words, I die!

A fear:

Project leader: Why does your excavator always have problems? If not, I'll find someone else ...

I finally got the project, but the excavator just didn't work. It kept breaking down. I am very tired and worried about the impact on the construction period, especially when I hear that.

The second fear:

Website owner: You go ahead and I'll give you the money later. ...

How do you feel when you hear this sentence? Do you have the idea of hitting people? Then, not necessarily when, a day, two days or a month or two. The long road to debt will make your life worse than death. Think about this trip for nothing! ! !

Three fears:

Bank: Well, remember to pay the loan next month ...

Try to make money every month, and pay back the mortgage immediately if you haven't made it. Sometimes the construction period is so busy that I forget to call and have to pay. I feel that buying an excavator is an addiction to money, fearing that the final loan will be repaid, leaving a pile of scrap iron. ...

Four fears:

Maintenance man: This excavator needs to be replaced with a hydraulic pump. ...

Buying an excavator is a big investment. I want to earn more money and go home, so I bite my bullet and invest. Once the excavator has a major failure, it will return to before liberation and can only sell scrap iron. ...

Five fears:

Dealer: If you don't pay back the money on time and lock the car, you will start to pay!

It's not that I don't pay back the money. In fact, the loan I owe is paid back faster than anyone wants. But either the rainy season has not started, or the money has not landed, and you have no money to pay back anything. If you don't pay back the first phase, I will lock the machine for you, which will not only delay the construction period, but also pay the unlocking fee ... It's really bad.

Six fears:

Digging sister-in-law: When will you come back?

Hearing this sentence made many seven-foot men cry. Think about their parents, wife and children. Every time they call to ask when they will go home, they can only say "soon". Look at the unfinished work. It's really bitter!

I went to Qianshan and suffered a lot.

Say a thousand words and do everything possible.

Dedicated to all the excavator bosses on the road of struggle

I wish you success and gain something!

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