Humorous sentences describing oneself as fat.

2. One white covers all the ugliness, and one fat destroys everything.

Fat man, your figure is really standard, fat but not greasy.

I look too fat. I was swollen by life.

Please don't put sugar in honey water, because I'm afraid of being fat.

6. People who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

7. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, and he is destined to study all his life.

8. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who can't gain weight are fearless.

9. Everyone says I'm fat, but I'm just thin.