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Sentences about men and women
Sentences about men and women
1. Women are like pears, sweet on the outside but sour on the inside. People who eat pears don’t know that the heart of the pear is sour, because their hearts are sour at the end of the meal. Throw it away, so men never understand women's hearts. ------A man is like an onion. If you want to see a man's heart, you need to peel it off layer by layer. But during the peeling process, you will keep crying. Only in the end will you realize that the onion has no heart.
2. Sometimes it’s not that I don’t understand, but I just don’t want to understand; sometimes it’s not that I don’t know, but I just don’t want to say it; sometimes it’s not that I don’t understand, but that I don’t know what to do if I understand, so I just keep There was silence.
3. Ten points to keep in mind in life: 1. Don’t use all your words to know someone, leave some words; 2. Don’t be harsh on others, leave some room for understanding; 3. Don’t use all your talents, leave some connotation; 4. Don’t use sharp edge. Show everything, leave some deep and restrained; 5 Don't ask for all the merit, leave some humility; 6 Don't fight for all the benefits, leave some tolerance; 7 Don't rely on all the favor, leave some escape; 8 Don't rely on all your momentum, leave some kindness; 9 You don’t have to enjoy all the wealth and honor, leave some blessings; 10 You don’t have to do everything, leave some residual virtue.
4. What makes women never forget is feelings, and what makes men never forget is feelings. Emotions settle over time, and feelings disappear over time. After all, they are different species, so who can understand who loves deeply, and who can understand who leaves.
5. Never regret ------ We cannot choose the way back, but we must clearly face the challenges that have been created. Work hard to adjust and believe you will succeed. No matter you are in a desperate situation or suffering from a disease, there is nothing you can do about the past, but in the present, your future is not so slim. As long as you work hard and believe in yourself, life will often be bright.
6. When a person smiles, the wider his mouth is, the longer he lives. Research has found that a cheerful and optimistic attitude can affect people's lifespan. The average life expectancy of people with expressionless faces is around 72.9 years, while the average life expectancy of people with a hearty smile is 79.9 years. Only those who feel happy from the bottom of their hearts have the chance to live longer.
7. Love is a kind of responsibility. It’s not that I can’t meet someone better, but because I already have you, I don’t want to meet someone better. It's not that I won't be tempted by others, but because I already have you, I feel there is no need to be tempted by others. It's not that I won't fall in love with others, but I know how to cherish you better. It's not easy to be together. Even if you are not the best or even the most suitable for me, you are the one I cherish the most.
8. You can’t change the environment, but you can change yourself; you can’t change the facts, but you can change your attitude; you can’t change the past, but you can change the present; you can’t control others, but you can Take control of yourself; you cannot predict tomorrow, but you can grasp today; you cannot have everything go smoothly, but you can do your best in everything; you cannot extend the length of life, but you can determine the width of life.
9. There are three things that must be controlled: emotions, tone and behavior; there are three things that must be thought about: life, death and eternity; there are three things that must be abandoned: sin, greed and betrayal; there are three things that must be avoided : laziness, brutality and ridicule; there are three things that must be saved: holiness, peace and happiness; there are three things that must be respected: perseverance, self-respect and kindness.
10. The pain in our hearts will always heal gradually and unknowingly, even though we have painfully vowed never to forget.
11. 10 tips to teach you to cultivate self-confidence: 1. Cultivate patience; 2. Acquire and master a skill; 3. Believe in accumulated power; 4. Understand your own limitations; 5. Do everything. You must do enough homework in advance; 6. Pay attention to details; 7. Cultivate a calm attitude; 8. Care about the people around you; 9. Don’t pursue perfection easily; 10. Try to be independent as much as possible and assume necessary responsibilities.
12. When a docile woman becomes aggressive, it must be because the man is not up to par and she has to step forward. If a pure and noble woman becomes vulgar, it must be because the man is not of high class. On the contrary, if a mediocre woman's appearance becomes lovely, her eyes become smart, and her actions become graceful, she must have a good man. So a man should know that half of a woman's beauty is your fault, and half of her ugliness is your fault.
13. No matter how deep the feelings are, no matter how strong the kindness is, the friendship will gradually fade away despite the distance of the world.
------It doesn't mean that each other's hearts have changed, nor does it mean that we no longer regard each other as friends. It's just that we are far away from each other, and we can't fully enjoy the joy, anger, sorrow, and joy. ------It turns out that we are so far apart that only greetings are left. The greetings are still good, at least we have never forgotten each other.
14. To love someone - you must understand and understand; you must apologize and thank you; you must admit and correct your mistakes; you must be considerate and considerate; you must accept, not endure; Tolerance is not connivance; it is support, not domination; it is talking, not accusing; it is communicating with each other, not explaining everything; it is praying for each other, not making many demands on each other; you can be romantic, but don't waste it; you can hold hands at any time, but don't be casual separate.
15. "Itisahere".
23. Devotion is not about liking only one person for the rest of your life, but when you like someone wholeheartedly.
20. 4. No matter we have met or missed, there are always some people and things that we cannot forget. ------Every passerby in our life, whether it is a one-time relationship or a relationship through words, there is always something in our heart. The distance between a blessing and a smile is far greater than the ambiguity between people. ------Acquaintance is fate, and knowing each other is a blessing in life.
Twenty. 5. What you read is a book, but what you read is the world; what you make is tea, but what you taste is life; what you pour is wine, but what you taste is hardship; life is like a bicycle ticket with no return, no rehearsal. Grasping every performance is the best thing to cherish. Recall the past events in life carefully. The sunset is not the passing of time, and the rising wind is not the fault of the woods. As long as you have loved and waited, the laughter in heaven will be the same. Not a legend.
26. If you fall in love with someone - please cherish every opportunity to be with him/her and talk to him/her; please let yourself grow more and more. Handsome\beautiful, only those who know how to love themselves can win the love of others. Please listen to his\her inner voice. Please don't expect too much from both parties. Give each other some space and let him\her feel that you are. His\her happiness is not a burden!
27. The most precious thing is not the material things you have, but the people around you. You can't force others to love you, you can only work hard to let yourself. Become a person worthy of love, and the rest depends on fate.
28. Love is not consisting with each other, but looking outward together in the same direction.
20. 9. If you do this, others will thank you from the bottom of their hearts: say a word of relief to those who are embarrassed; say a word of encouragement to those who are depressed; say a word of reminder to those who are doubtful; say a word of confidence to those who have low self-esteem; say a word of confidence to those who are suffering; Someone said a word of comfort... Because, more often than not, we need help in times of need, rather than icing on the cake.
Thirty. In the journey of life, there are always people coming and going. When the new name becomes the old name, when the old name gradually becomes blurred, it is the end of one story and the beginning of another story. In the constant encounter and staggering, I finally understand that the people around me can only. Accompany yourself through a journey that may be near or far, but cannot accompany you throughout your life; what accompanies you throughout your life is your own name and the emotions brought by those clear or vague names.
Thirty-one. , Connotative story: A long time ago, lies and truth took a bath by the river. Lies were washed first and left wearing the clothes of truth, but truth refused to wear clothes of lies. Later, in people's eyes, there were only lies dressed in real clothes, but it was difficult to accept the naked truth.
32. If a person has been single for a long time, he will not want to fall in love, and will feel that friends are more and more important; if a person has been single for a long time, he will not want to go shopping, but will become more and more interested in listening to music at home; When a person is single for a long time, he becomes mature and loves his parents more and more than before; when a person is single for a long time, he buys a lot of shoes and travels to many distant places alone; when a person is single for a long time, he becomes careless. Shedding tears quietly will mean nothing in front of everyone.
Thirty-three. No matter how annoying you are, don’t forget to smile; no matter how anxious you are, you must pay attention to your tone; no matter how busy you are, remember your blessings; no matter how tired you are, you must love yourself; no matter how hard it is, don’t forget it. Persevere; no matter how hurt you are, don’t give up your faith; no matter how painful it is, don’t let yourself go; no matter how frustrated you are, don’t forget to encourage yourself; no matter how depressed you are, there’s no need to be jealous; no matter how desperate you are, don’t forget that the sun rises every day; When you are happy, don’t forget about it; no matter how successful you are, don’t forget about your partners. Sentences about men and women
1. For men, 20 is futures, 30 is spot, 40 is cool goods, and 50 is jumping goods; for women, 20 is rugby, chasing and grabbing, 30 is basketball, chasing and running, 40 is table tennis, hit it back and forth, 50 is golf ball, hit it as far as possible.
2. No matter whether the weather is good or not, it is women who will go shopping; no matter whether the weather is good or not, it is men who do not want to go shopping.
3. When a man borrows money before marriage, he also wants the woman to eat well, and after marriage, the woman borrows money and wants the man to eat well.
4. It is difficult for a man to go to bed with a woman for the first time, but it becomes easier and easier in the future; it is easy for a woman to go to bed with a man for the first time, but it becomes increasingly difficult in the future.
5. When a man matures, it is not necessarily because of a good woman, but when a woman wakes up, it must be because of a bad man.
6. If a man falls in love with a woman, he often cannot find her; if a woman falls in love with a man, she often makes him unable to find her.
8. Matching of men and women, drinking and getting drunk! If a man doesn't pretend to be drunk, a woman won't tip; if a woman doesn't pretend to be drunk, no one will sleep in the hotel.
9. Before getting engaged, a man is like a grandson, obedient; after getting engaged, he is like a son, learning to talk back; after getting married, he is like me, giving orders. Before a woman gets engaged, she is like a swallow that can fly wherever she likes; after she gets engaged, she is like a dove that can fly but dare not fly far; after getting married, she is like a duck that can no longer fly as far as she wants.
10. The Yangtze River is wide and has thousands of streams flowing back, and the romantic men follow thousands of women.
11. Men and women may marry for career; women and men must divorce for love.
12. The reason why men drink alcohol is that they are "very tired recently"; the reason why women drink alcohol is because they are "feeling annoyed recently".
13. Men think about how to survive; women put on makeup to look beautiful.
14. If a man is not bad, a woman will not love him; if a woman wants to be a bad man, she may not dare to love him.
15. Women usually run a red light to be angry with their boyfriends; men usually run a red light to compete with their friends for courage.
16. The most common thing people say when they are in love is "I love you, really." The most common thing a woman asks after getting married is "Do you still love me? Tell the truth!"
17. "Do you still love me?" A woman will ask this question when she kisses a man for the first time, when she is touched by a man for the first time, when she goes to bed with a man for the first time, and when a man makes his first money. Several times.
18. Men fall in love because they attack rashly; women fall in love because they cannot dodge.
19. Men regard the world as their home, and women regard their home as their world.
20. Men like to make friends with beautiful women; women like to find obedient men as husbands.
21. When a man kisses a woman, he repays his loan; when a woman kisses a man, he repays his investment.
22. Since ancient times, heroes have always been lustful, and if they are not romantic, their youth will be wasted.
23. It’s a woman who is almost late for work, but still doesn’t forget to comb her hair and make up on the way; it’s a man who prefers to save time on combing her hair and catch up on sleep before going to work.
24. Men like to shake their heads and say they are bored when listening to music; women like to shake their heads and listen to music when they are bored.
25. Behind a successful man there must be a great woman; behind a great woman there must be an unsuccessful man.
26. A smart woman will coquettishly ask an engineer to repair her computer; a smart man will invite her to dinner before repairing the computer.
27. A man wants to divorce his wife after he makes money, but his wife wants to divorce him when he cannot make money.
28. Eat food that your stomach can digest and marry a woman who can support you.
29. Marriage is the grave of love, but if you don’t get married, love will die without a burial place.
30. Marrying a woman with a successful career can save a man twenty years of struggle; marrying a gentle and graceful woman can save a man twenty years of life.
31. Men’s four ideals: a woman should have a slender figure, be prettier than a star, be smarter and stronger, be kind-hearted and filial to her mother.
32. If you are young and not romantic, you will be sad if you are old.
33. The initial purpose of men going online is to find a girl to chat with; the ultimate purpose of women going online is to see who the man is chatting with.
34. The number of changes in a woman’s hairstyle is positively correlated with changes in her mood; the number of changes in a man’s hairstyle is positively correlated with a woman’s worries. Talking about the healing of women and men: Women are afraid that men will not live up to expectations, and men are afraid that women will always be angry
1. There should be a better way to start a new day, instead of waking up every morning in the same way. (Philosophy of office workers).
2. If a man is a car, then love is the accelerator, marriage is the brake, and affair is repainting (drive fast, pay attention to safety).
3. A smart woman will buy enough goods to dress herself up as a commodity, and then wait for men to come to purchase. (A peach can be repaid with a plum).
4. A product guaranteed not to break down for 60 days is equivalent to a guarantee that it will break down after 60 days (the subtext of modern product manuals).
5. If you marry a smart and virtuous wife, you will be happy; if you marry a frivolous shrew, you will become a philosopher. (Marriage is beneficial).
6. Unmarried girls like boys who spend money for themselves; married women like men who lose money for themselves. (The difference between girls and women).
7. The red building is the edge of stones, the broken bridge is the edge of snakes, the Liaozhai is the edge of foxes, the Butterfly Lovers is the edge of butterflies, and the west chamber is the edge of white clothes. (How can life be without destiny).
8. Life insurance: What matters is not your death, but the way you die. This is another proof that money seizes the weakness of life. (New entry in Devil's Dictionary).
9. What cannot be said or cried is the most painful (reflection of life).
10. Lie down wherever you fall (some pessimists).
11. The secret of pain is to spend your free time worrying about whether you are happy or not. (asking for trouble).
12. The real question is not whether your spouse is the best candidate, but whether you are striving to be the best candidate for your spouse (Happy Marriage Bible).
13. The only advantage of telling the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said (quotes from netizens).
14. You can offend busy people, because they have no time to care about you; you must not offend idle people, because they have time to deal with you. (Never offend idlers).
15. The highest level of eating at a buffet: support the wall to enter and support the wall to exit (a true statement).
16. If you can't change your appearance, then change your expression (it can be cute even if it's not beautiful).
17. After not seeing lotus flowers for a long time, men begin to feel that peonies are beautiful.
18. More important than taking a bath or sauna is brainwashing. If you don’t take a bath, it will stink, and if you don’t wash your brain, it will be eliminated by the times (we often forget this).
19. Don’t trust your memories so much. The person in them may not miss you equally (carry memories on the road, rather than living with them).
20. A woman who looks beautiful may not necessarily be truly beautiful. If you look at a woman who is not beautiful for a long time, she will become more beautiful. A beautiful woman becomes unattractive one day. A woman who is not beautiful will continue to be unattractive. (Laws of beautiful women). Philosophical quotes about men and women
1. Men aim in all directions, while women aim in the heart.
2. Men love face, while women love reputation.
3. Men are afraid to ask about salary, and women are afraid to ask about age.
4. Men are afraid of growing short, and women are afraid of growing fat.
5. Men are afraid that their waist will become smaller, and women are afraid that their waist will become thicker.
6. Men are afraid of losing their freedom, and women are afraid of losing their protection.
7. Men live in reality, while women live in memories.
8. Men live for purpose, and women live for desire.
9. Men regard the world as their heart, while women regard their heart as the world.
10. Men are tired mentally and women are tired physically.
11. Men dream about being famous, while women dream about love when they are awake.
12. Men are afraid of getting into the wrong profession, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man.
13. Men tend to deal with others emotionally, while women tend to deal with others emotionally.
14. Men are serious when they lie, but women look around when they lie.
15. Men stay with people younger than themselves in order to appear young, and women stay with people older than themselves in order to appear young.
16. Men dress up to show their status, while women dress up to be realistic and beautiful.
17. Men talk about the idols they worship, while women hide the idols they worship in their hearts.
18. Men often cannot resist the temptation of wine, and women often cannot resist the attraction of flowers.
19. Men’s weakness is that they are afraid of their wives, while women’s characteristic is that they are afraid of their sons.
20. Men are prisoners of reality, and women are the masters of dreams.
21. Men are hunters in love, and women are prey in love.
22. Men beat their wives when they are angry, and women beat their husbands when they act coquettishly.
23. Gifts given by men to women are often poetic, while gifts given by women to men are often the most practical.
24. Men envy the money in the pockets of the same sex, and women envy the curves of the same sex.
25. Men like women’s eyes that are innocent and innocent, while women like men’s eyes that are profound and unpredictable.
26. Men are often trapped by money, and women are often trapped by love.
27. Men are more angry when facing misfortune, while women are more tearful when facing misfortune.
28. Men’s pain is made up of sighs, and women’s pain is made up of tears.
29. When men quarrel with their wives, they often get into physical fights, while women often cry and curse when they quarrel with their husbands.
30. Men use their wisdom in their careers, and women use their wisdom in their emotions.
31. Men like to be called mature, and women like to be called young.
32. Men can win praise from generations for their efforts to control floods and stay away from home, but women are condemned by society for missing a day to take care of children and cooking a meal.
33. The higher a man’s position, the more secure his wife will be. The greater the power of a woman, the emptier her husband will be.
31. Men often feel lonely, and women often feel lonely.
32. Men spend money on their mouths, while women spend their money on their faces.
33. Men keep tears in their hearts, and women shed tears on their faces.
34. Men don’t shed tears easily, but women shed tears when they are worried.
35. Men’s tears often attract contempt, while women’s tears often win sympathy.
36. Men talk more after drinking, while women talk more after marriage.
37. Men tend to vent and nag when they are drunk, while women tend to talk about right and wrong when they are drunk.
38. After a man is drunk, he will brag to the world, while a woman will sleep silently after being drunk.
39. Men make you a friend because they drink with you, and women invite you to drink together because they make you a friend.
40. Men shop for famous brands, and women shop for styles.
41. Men tend to be impulsive when shopping, while women tend to be excited when shopping.
42. Men like to be the focus at home, and women like to be the focus at home.
43. Men love to sing lyrics, while women love to sing tunes.
44. Men love entertainment, while women love shopping.
45. Men like to take a stroll after get off work, while women rush home after get off work.
46. Men wash clothes quickly, but women wash clothes cleanly.
47. Men smoke cigarettes when they are bored, and women eat melon seeds when they are bored.
48. Men pay attention to speed when walking, while women pay attention to rhythm when walking.
49. Men always do things first and talk later, while women always talk first and then do things.
50. Men open their eyes wide when they are frightened, and women close their eyes tightly when they are frightened.
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