A collection of super cool personality quotes in QQ space. Don’t think you can bite people just because you are a dog.

1. This summer, we will be separated. Those crazy people, I will remember you.

i. You didn’t see me squatting alone in the toilet, turning on the faucet and crying loudly.

◆[Why should I let your carnival city turn off the lights for me]

2. [In fact, you don’t love me, you just happened to meet me. ]

3. Don’t say love easily, the promise you make is the debt you owe!

4. Later I discovered that many people’s worlds do not lack me at all.

5. If you leave, I will treat you as if you have never appeared in my world.

6. [Y Even though I was so crazy at the beginning, I forgot your appearance in the end]

7. Don’t think that just because you are a dog, you can bite people

8. "The story is very long. Let me make it short. I have liked you for a long time."

9. Brother Kun has a saying that is right: Reality is a lock that locks too much of yourself, but you can only follow it freely. With reality. What do you think?

10. The man you like is only suitable as a partner, and the man who likes you is suitable as a husband.

11. Don’t tell others about your misfortune like a castaway

12. Wife: Husband, what are you doing? Husband: Go shopping with one of your most important friends. Wife: Your shirt is so beautiful.

- If you don’t like to take the initiative, you are afraid that it will eventually turn into a sentimental one.

13. Time flies so fast and you will fall in love with someone else in the blink of an eye

10 4. Some people lie down on the table to sleep, and others will think that they are crying; some people lie on the table to cry, but others will think that they are sleeping.

15. Many times, seeing too clearly makes you unhappy, and is worse than being childish and heartless.

16. [You left me again without any warning, but you greedily hugged me deeply before leaving]

17. The person you are most afraid of cares about suddenly changes his tone when speaking. .

18. There is no 100% partner, only 50% of two people, making up a 100% couple.

19. You can’t help but forget even in the good times. , even sadness is no match for memories. .

20. Is the disguise of the cold-blooded friend behind WSX a desolation of society or a snake swallowing an elephant to make fun of B, girl, don’t think you can beat up people just because you wear less

< p> Introduction: A mentally ill man came to the bank withdrawal window, knocked on the glass and asked the waiter: "Is this glass bulletproof glass?" The waiter answered yes. Then the lunatic asked again: "Is it bomb-proof?" The waiter turned pale with fright and was about to call the police. The lunatic took out two big and small king sheets and stuck them on the glass and said: "Blow up!" After about ten seconds, the waiter said in fear: "Sorry! ”

1. One day, the teacher was giving a lecture, but no one was listening. The teacher yelled for silence, but no one bothered him. So, I pushed the squad leader who was sleeping and told him to take care of the discipline (the squad leader is very fierce). The squad leader stood up and shouted: "Quiet!" Suddenly no one spoke. GC was the class monitor and immediately said: "TMD, why are you arguing! Listen to my son carefully!"

2. After a man in science and engineering failed to pursue several women in liberal arts, he finally fell in love with a girl in his class. superior. But he was always troubled because he couldn't say any romantic words. One day, while walking in the park with his girlfriend, he suddenly had inspiration and said affectionately: "Since I met you, I feel that my world has become smaller." The science and engineering girl blinked her eyes and said, "Do you think I am fat?"

3. The father and son, one carrying a big hoe and the other carrying a small hoe, went to the field to weed. After a while, I heard a sound of gongs, drums and suona in the distance. It turned out that someone in the village was getting a wife. The son put down the hoe in his hand, blushed and said to his father, "Dad, I am already twenty this year." The father looked at his son and said, "Oh, then I will change to a bigger hoe tomorrow."

4. Hidden rules are everywhere. The poster is a college student. He just took the final exam and copied cheat sheets and was discovered by the invigilator. I immediately put the cheat sheet in my pocket, and the exam came over and said: Take out the things.

I accidentally took out the 100 yuan from my wallet. The invigilator was stunned for a moment, smiled slightly, took away the 100 yuan, and left me messy in the wind...

5. One day Xiao Ming had something he didn’t understand and wanted to ask the teacher. He asked, “Teacher, what is happiness and what is regret?” The teacher thought for a moment and replied, “Be me, I had a good dream and I still remember it. This is beauty.” Well! What about regrets? I woke up.

6. The teacher will encounter all kinds of interesting answers when correcting papers at the end of the semester. The first test question of a certain grade: Change the following sentence into an anthropomorphic sentence. The sentence is "The bird is singing on the tree." Most students routinely change it to "The bird is singing on the tree." Suddenly I saw a sentence: a little bird cried on the tree: "I am a human! I am a human!

7. Before Zhang Fei and Guan Yu Taoyuan became sworn brothers, one day the two met and chased each other. After practicing calligraphy together, Zhang Fei looked at it carefully and felt that his handwriting was not satisfactory, so he turned to look at Guan Yu and said, "My handwriting is ugly, what about yours?" Guan Yu put down the pen in his hand, clasped his fists and said, "Hello, I'm so ugly. I'm so happy to meet you. Thank you so much!" ”

8. There were several pregnant women in the company who were still working. One day, the leader came down to be considerate of the employees. When he saw the pregnant woman, he asked how many months he had been pregnant! Then he said yes, yes, he must be a man. Everyone was happy! At this time, another person came in and the leader asked again: Wow, how old is the watermelon? How many months has it been? The girl said shyly: I’m sorry, it’s been several years! Okay, okay, try to give birth to Nezha!

9. When I was in junior high school, I went fishing secretly in a fish pond in the next village. After catching more than ten fish, I was caught by others. I carried the fish myself and took him to my house to ask my parents to pay for it... I had no choice but to take him home. My father saw me coming back with the fish and said, "Let me tell you, the fish in that fish pond are willing to take the bait." , but unfortunately not as many as I did last time... Hey, who is behind you? ”

10. The aunt introduced her girlfriend to a friend who was a bastard, and asked him for a photo. The bastard got her ID card, and the ID photo was invincible. I didn’t expect the girl to be so real when she saw the person. We are really together, I just want to say: What kind of people have what kind of fate!

11. The chairman was helpless and said to Xiao Ming: Xiao Wang, please help me with something. I want my daughter to come to the company to take over, but she won’t come alive. You are all young people. Go and convince her. I can’t do anything wrong to you afterwards. The next day, Xiao Ming went to the chairman: Dad, OK. Yes, she will go to work tomorrow. The chairman was shocked: Who did you call dad? Xiao Ming: Didn’t you ask me to go to sleep with your daughter? She is really convinced! She is still holding on to the wall! Chairman: Get out. /p>

12. Female A: Stop looking in the mirror for half an hour. Female B: Who makes me so attractive? Female A: I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can be attractive. , one is very beautiful, and the other is like you.

13. I developed oral ulcers a few days after school started. He took me to the hospital for emergency treatment. When I finally opened my mouth, the doctor shouted: "Don't look at it, it's an advanced oral ulcer!" When he heard "late stage", my dad's legs became weak. Then the doctor slowly said: "It's almost healed, don't waste money." ”

14. I asked my colleague to wait for me to have dinner with him in the evening, but he didn’t wait for me and went to eat by himself. So I calmly walked to the canteen, locked his bicycle with mine, and locked his mobile phone with me. Shut down!

15. Grandma is superstitious. She said that it takes nine monks to become a cat, so the cat she raised is also a vegetarian. The poor cat has never had a sip of broth since he was a child. Not to mention fish. That day, grandma asked me to boil water for him. I asked grandma: "What are you doing to boil water?" Grandma said: "The cat has grown up, I want to shave its head!" I said in surprise: "What are you doing shaving a cat's head?" Grandma said seriously: "This cat was transformed into a monk, and now it needs to have its head shaved when it grows up!" "

16. After tutoring my eight-year-old nephew in English, I chatted with him. I teased him and asked him if there was any pretty little girl in the class that I liked. His words made me instantly confused: " Auntie, you know me. If I love someone, I won't say it easily! "

17. Several girls were talking about the pressure they put on their boyfriends. A said: "I put 20% of the pressure on my boyfriend, and I feel that my life has improved a lot now."

B said: "I put 50% of the pressure on my boyfriend, and I feel that our future is bright." C said: "I put 100% pressure on my boyfriend. I feel that other girls' lives are much better. I am now my ex-girlfriend..."

18. I went shopping for shoes with a few classmates. . I visited several stores and finally fell in love with a pair, but I wanted the boss to lower the price. One of them said, "Boss, make it cheaper. There are many of us." After hearing this, the boss stood up and said, "What? Well, what's wrong with the crowd, I'm afraid of you being rude!"

19. I just had dinner with a few friends, and one of them played games in the Internet cafe all night yesterday. While waiting for the food, He was so sleepy that his head banged on the table without even feeling any pain. I pushed him, but he still didn't wake up. The waitress happened to be nearby, and we asked, "Why haven't the dishes been served yet? One of us fainted." This made the girl panic. She ran and shouted: Manager, manager, manager! Someone at table 5 fainted from hunger!

20. I am a senior in high school and am reviewing hard. Today, the math teacher bought A lot of steamed buns were given to the whole class, and we instantly realized how much we loved her. But 10 minutes later, the teacher came up with a bunch of test papers and asked us: Children, are you full? It’s time to go to school when you are full. It’s a battlefield! After saying that, Mr. A angrily threw half of the steamed bun on the ground and shouted: This fucking thing turns out to be decapitated rice!

21. The traffic police saw a driver struggling to push the car on the street, and asked: "It broke down or ran out of gas. Do you need help?" "I forgot to bring my driver's license when I went out."

22. My wife said: Mr. Wang upstairs, our family has a lot of money, so we have breakfast at McDonald’s! Today I saw him walking out again with a satisfied look on his face. I said: You are so rich! He smiled: "No, I just went to the toilet. I didn't use my own paper or my own water. Who called him a foreigner, making money from us?"

23. Xiao Ming kept watching during class The teacher giggled. Teacher: Xiao Ming, why do you keep smiling at me. Xiao Ming: Because I have a cold. The teacher said with concern: Are you still smiling when you have a cold? Have you taken your medicine? Xiao Ming: I only laughed after taking medicine. Teacher: Why? Xiao Ming: The advertisement says the medicine lasts all day! teacher:. .

24. The most beautiful joke I saw today: Man: I have liked you for a long time, can you be my girlfriend? The woman walked up and bang... The man covered his face: What are you doing? Even if you don't agree, don't hit me? Girl: Damn, I’ve liked you for a long time. Why didn’t you tell me earlier? That’s why I’ve been single until now?

25. Taking the bus home, a foreigner next to me was listening to music on his mobile phone. The headphones are too loud, which makes me a little impatient. After thinking for a full two minutes, I finally plucked up the courage to say to the foreigner in English: "Can you lower your voice?" The foreigner yelled in Mandarin fluently: "None of your business?"

26. One day, on the bus, a girl got on the bus, wearing a miniskirt. A guy took a look at it, and the girl slapped the guy in the face. The guy was so anxious that he took off her skirt. With only a pair of underwear left on his pants, he also slapped the girl and said: Damn, don’t think you can hit people just because you are wearing less clothes...

27. In the morning, before I woke up, my girlfriend was already there The kitchen started to get busy, the aroma of apples, eggs, chicken soup, milk, pancakes, and all kinds of delicacies came to my face, and I felt a sense of happiness in my heart. When I woke up and walked into the kitchen, my girlfriend had already eaten them all and was gone! He also left a note asking me to clean the pots and bowls!

28. One day, our dean was kidnapped. The kidnappers demanded a million ransom, and if they refused, they would burn him with gasoline. When they heard this, the whole school was shocked, and the students discussed it privately. A: You also know how the dean treats us. We can't turn a blind eye like other students. How about we donate some? B: Yes, please donate some. A: How much will you donate? B: Please donate three kilograms of gasoline first. A: Then I’ll donate five pounds!

29. One day, there was a car accident on the street. A woman was sitting in her Sagitar and making a phone call: Husband, there was a car crash! It's okay, I broke a piece of bread. A man outside the car said naively: Tell your husband, that bread is called Land Rover...

30. When traveling to a distant city on a business trip, flying is the first choice. It's quick and convenient. Unexpectedly, we just arrived at our destination. As soon as the plane landed, a guy in the front seat was dangling with a ticket in his hand and kept talking. Listen carefully: Damn.

It turned out to be "I didn't use the insurance this time!"

Editor's postscript: I have a good bestie who has been inseparable since childhood. A few days ago, she came to my place and refused to leave, crying and complaining that she had been inseparable. If your partner of eight years cheats on you, I would say no, you have been together for eight years. Unexpectedly, she cried even harder. My best friend said that it was because we were together for 8 years that I felt sad. At this moment. I can't help but sigh: Men don't have any good things. A whole eight years of love! It's not even worth one of my seductions. Women should not think that they can stop studying if they are good-looking, and men should not think that they can grow taller if they study well.

1. Public relations methods: Zhangzi is not as good as chopsticks, chopsticks are not as good as face, face is not as good as banknotes, and banknotes are not as good as braids.

2. Face the sun with a smile and be happy together.

3. The sky is always blue for those who hang out with you.

4. The first time you do it is called a mistake, the second time you do it is called stupid, and the third time you do it is called stupid. Called cheap.

5. One day, I will take off my mask for someone.

6. Maybe I am not your favorite, but I am the one who understands you best

7. Love is not everything. So don’t blindly pursue eternal happiness.

8. Women should not think that good looks mean they can stop reading, and men should not think that good looks mean they can be ugly.

9. I am just a madman with unique emotions

10. If one day I die, please don’t get close to my body, because I no longer have the strength to stretch out my hand Wipe your tears.

11. I don’t want to be sober, I would rather indulge and indulge all the time. I don’t know the way back, I would rather pursue it without regrets for the rest of my life.

12. I have never had self-doubt. I have never been discouraged.

13. A person who has at least one dream has a reason to be strong

14. Eunuchs all go to brothels, but Liu Xiahui remains pregnant because he is gay!

15. I step on each flower of the motherland when it blooms.

16. What does it mean that things are different and people are different? It means that if you read the message board from back to front, those people who said they would always be with you have stopped contacting you.

17. You can’t blame me for not doing well in the exam, but I can’t do it at all.

18. Women sleep with you for money, and men languish for sex.

19. We are all just children in the beginning

20. Time is only responsible for the flow, not for your growth. A collection of super cool personalities in QQ space

1. You are not my contact lens, why should I take you seriously?

2. I must show up at your home According to the household registration book, I can’t be your husband, but I can also be your baby daddy.

3. I drank to drown the pain, but the damn pain learned to swim.

4. You laugh at me because few of my friends are alone. I pity you that you have many friends but none of them are sincere.

5. I must appear in your household registration book, either as your wife or as your stepmother.

6. People who talk about me behind my back. I want to tell you. I'm not your mother. There are not so many stories for you to miss

7. Don’t challenge my personality with your temper, that will make you die very rhythmically!

8. Sweet words, I No, I don't know how to romantically flirt. I only have one heart for you.

9. No matter how miserable life is, it cannot stop our strong fighting spirit and firm smile.

10. Believe it or not, I slapped you against the wall and you couldn’t even pick it off.

11. The whole world can be yours, but you can only be mine

12. Don’t waste the word youth, you are already in autumn.

13. Don’t think that just because you are better than me in everything, you can make me bow down.

14. Your access to me is restricted, and I will blacklist you.

15. Our relationship is as strong as RMB.

16. Who has never fallen in love with one or two scumbags when they were young?

17. Sometimes, I really want to have a terminal illness to see who really cares about me.

18. Say goodbye to the past and walk away without looking back.

19. I would rather not get love in exchange for humble retention.

20. In this life, people not only rely on relationships, but also on their abilities.

21. Perhaps because I am too young, I still don’t understand what cherishing is.

22. Feelings are just a thing, and they are not worth being hurt by so many people.

23. At this moment, we must live proudly.

24. When I came to this world, I had no intention of returning alive.

25. My life depends on a breath of oxygen, and the oxygen is you.

26. We all need to face the sun and live proudly

27. Be happy while you are alive, because we will be dead for a long time.

28. If you hate me, I don’t mind at all. I don’t live to please you.

29. Be happy while you are alive, because we will be dead for a long time.

30. I came into this world with no intention of returning alive.

31. Brothers are united, how can three thousand enemy troops stand up to me?

32. Brothers give me glory, but I am more arrogant than the sky.

33. Brothers are people who shed tears and bleed together. Who touched my brother? I told him to disappear.

34. Brother, if you have something to tell me, although I am not very good, I can get stabbed for you!

35. The most important thing is that they make us cry and we make them bleed. .

36. If you dare to make my sister sad, I will make you completely heartbroken

37. There is always love in thousands of rivers and mountains, but you can’t touch my sister.

38. Just kill me. Since I came to this world alive, I have no intention of going back alive.

39. Men are nothing, but sisters are king.

40. Even if there are only five minutes left in the world, we will go crazy together.

41. Either live well or die quickly!

42. Why do you need a divorce certificate if a man is reliable?

43. It is said that men are lustful, but in fact women are not that good either. It’s just that men’s lust is more obvious, while women’s lust is more restrained.

44. Women are tools for making human beings, but men are human beings who use tools

45. If you say that I am your woman, then may I ask if you are my man.

46. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in a man’s bad mouth

47. The success of a woman is to shape her man to be liked by more women .

48. In real life, men can never resist the temptation of the lower body.

49. If anyone dares to rob the man I recognize, I will kill her.

50. The four ghosts of men: when they come home from get off work at night, they are poor, when they come home at 9pm, they are drunkards, when they come home at 12pm, they are perverts, and when they come home at 4am, they are gamblers.

51. If a man pulls you, he will still shake you, and he will still be on my blacklist.

52. I am not afraid of being betrayed by a man, because I will betray him before he betrays me.

53. When I came to this world, I had no intention of returning alive.

54. The joys and sorrows around me, life and death, are other people’s excitement and have nothing to do with me.

55. My sister is not picky, she just has an attitude of preferring lack of love to excess, that’s all.

56. Please treat the love between us in the same way.

57. Things like forever and ever and things that will last until death are just excuses for icing on the cake.

58. If you cannot bear the pain, you will not see happiness.

59. I want to throw out my unruly eyes from my eyes and disintegrate your fragile soul.

60. It’s great not to wear glasses. You can see things you want to see up close, and you can’t see things you don’t want to see if you go far away.

61. Now I only hope that: I can understand in class, I can finish my homework, I don’t have cramps when I sleep, my life can be peaceful, and you will never leave me.

62. We all meet the people we most want to commit to when we are least able to make promises to others, and we also meet the people we most want to keep when we have to move forward for our ideals.

63. Reality is too fake and we are too stupid.

64. If I lend you fifty thousand and he lends you one hundred thousand, you will think that he is more interesting than me. But you don’t know that he has ten thousand, and I only have fifty thousand. I give you one candy, and you see me giving him two, and you have an opinion about me, but you don’t know that he also gave me two candies, and you gave me nothing! Helping is a sign of affection. , it is your duty not to help, cherish those who are kind to you! Dedicated to good friends and little people who don’t know right from wrong!

65. No comfort is as effective as seeing through it yourself.

66. How I wish to leave everything behind one day and not want to visit all the places I want to visit.

67. Be such a woman: neither flattering nor arrogant, elegant and tranquil, with a graceful attitude, only thinking of a moment of warmth, with the brightness of a flower blooming, showing the best in the water-like time. Your true self. In the sun and moon that belongs to you, use forbearance to interpret the strength of life; use blooming to interpret the beauty of life. The years are quiet and peaceful, and so am I.

68. Don’t blame me for being willful or having a bad temper. If I don’t protect myself in this world, who will protect me?

69. I am not suitable for weakness because there is no hug behind me.

70. I have been unable to figure out one thing recently: if you learn Chinese, you can talk to Chinese people, if you learn English, you can talk to foreigners, but if you learn classical Chinese, you can talk to ghosts.

71. Perhaps the person who smiles is feeling sad in the most beautiful way.

72. What unforgettable lies have you experienced since you were a child? We will help you collect the New Year’s money first

73. Sometimes, if the other person keeps dodging the questions you ask, In fact, that is a tactful way of telling you that the real answer is very cruel.

74. Either be a beast that runs hard and survives by drinking bullets, or be a plant that endures forever and ignores pain.

75. You are still my weak spot that hurts whenever I touch you, even though I use all my bones to show off my strength.